Zack Malibu

Just use ketchup.

16 is legal. WJM is perfectly legal around here, according to my Human Sexuality professor this past semester. And leave us alone. I was hoping to have a sitcom-esque relationship with you and Mr. Piss, where you watch our kids but they're too unruly, and other comical mishaps.

Where is this eyepatch?

The Black Eyed Peas recent release is quite good. Seeing them live is what sold me on it.

Why would he touch you when he has a hot piece of ass named RoyalBlue waiting for him at home?

You know, WJM and I are going to have the most adorable kids. I say that because the above post shows exactly why Sandman isn't getting anywhere near them, ever.

I fucking loathe Dave Matthews.

Aw, c'mon Sandie. You know you want it all, or nothing at all.

Is that her full name, or her pet name?

Tell him to stop driving drunk.

Knowing is half the battle.

Soooo...how's that going?

Right. XEG does the Backyard stuff, as well as Bum Hunts, Ghetto Brawls, and other videos of the ilk. I've got some samples of those titles sitting right next to me, actually, lol.

buildingonapathy Hit me up on AIM, and the pictures shall be yours. Yes because Lord knows everything else in this folder is so exciting and well received. I'm exciting and well-received! Plus, WJM and I were the only ones in here for a few minutes. Just when it was gonna get good...bam. Others had to come in. What do you think this is, a public forum or something?

Actually, the thought of Sandman bouncing in a gay bar is kinda funny.

Good man. See, I know I can count on you, JSYK.

Don't mack on my girl, JSYK.

Get outta here. WJM and I were the only ones in this forum!

LOL. She wasn't my chick until about 7 years after that pic was taken. Ah, young love.

Here's one. At an early age, it was an established fact that Zack Malibu would grow up to be the pimpinest pimp there is.

Well then I need to send you some pics of me, now don't I?

For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun.

I also love Daredevil. Full of action and gritty. Granted, the whole thing was rushed between the DD/Elektra love story, the intro of Bullseye, and DD one-upping The Kingpin on their first meeting, but still a good flick, IMO.

Finally, back together at last. I missed you over the holiday. These cold winter nights aren't the same without your tender touch.

Believe it or not, I have the superhuman ability to PHONE AGNES~! whenever I want. I don't know if I'll tell him to return here though. The post quality might not be as high as it is currently. *looks around* Fuck.