Zack Malibu

Fuck you, Archangel, for posting something like that here. I'd say it was nice knowing you, but it wasn't. Toodles.

That's because "RoomTemperatureCylinderOfFeces" doesn't have the same ring to it.

If you were a famous character in literature, you'd be Oedipiss.

Segments due in by late tonight/tomorrow morning. Show is going to be up by 7-8pm or so tomorrow night, since I've got somewhere to be.

And that's why you won't find him on The Piss Network.

Ah, so the truth about Larry Fishburne reveals itself...

The question is, where is Cowboy Curtis in that picture? ::shudders::

Quiet you. You'll ruin the marketing strategy of the show!

Coming this sping: Piss'd Ever wanna see your favorite celebrity in an embarrassing situation? Betcha didn't think that Ashton Kutcher ever wet his pants. Britney couldn't possibly get so drunk that she'd pop a squat on a nightclub dance floor, could she? Well they can, and they did, as you'll see in the first installment of Piss'd, the only show to feature celebrity bodily fluid mishaps!

...and you can see that LIVE on "Dr. Piss, Medicine Woman", only on The Piss Network.

Is the site pop-up free? I don't want to go watch my favorite Piss show and have to deal with Transexual Swedish Barmaid Gangbang DVD ads cluttering the screen.

Ok, Sis... Next up on The Piss Network: Sister Sister, starring Zack Malibu and Mr. Piss featuring Dames as "Ray", CWM as "Lisa" and Bob Barron as "Roger".

Indeed. I like familiarity with my Piss.

Do Barron and Chave have more than a professional relationship? What does Mr. Piss think of all this? Will he turn the other cheek, or have an undead cat army maim Barron at the next ROH show? Stay tuned to find out!

But WHO is his assistant?

So you're Chave III, Scientist? You might have to talk with Dave O'Neill about copyright to the "occupation in the username" gimmick.

He's heading for Japan. I'm sure ROH at least can get him for some dates between tours.

Here's to hoping TNA grabs him up for some Spanky vs. Ki/Daniels/Sabin/Styles goodness.

Chave, it's about damn time you popped up. I feel bad every time a thread explodes without you around.

Perhaps you're not telling us something. Classic case of avoidance.

Maybe Pee Wee Herman sodomized Bono's monkeys.

YR wee tocking lick diss?

That's the choice that drove Mario Logan crazy.

I'm not familiar with scambled eggs, so I'd go with Zack by default.