Zack Malibu

Is she reading the Carlin endorsed "Gentlemen's Guide To The Golden Age Of Blowjobs"?

Oh great. Dama's back. WHY MUST YOU CURSE ME SO!?

Supes, I thought you had taste, man!

Well, we do have JSYK. You two can try with him if you like. JSKY?

The ladies need to get back online so Kotz and I can get the groove back into this thread.

LMAO. Pac Man channels Bob Saget from Half Baked... "I sucked dick for pellets."

I see the resemblance What the hell was that supposed to be? I dunno, but it's mighty thin, and it's been out in the sun too long. So it's Bob Barron?

I see the resemblance What the hell was that supposed to be?

You know, if someone called me Magnum, I'd take it as a compliment. Maybe he's trying to make friends? Friends, eh. You just HAD to bring up the David Schwimmer thing again, didn't you?

You know, if someone called me Magnum, I'd take it as a compliment.

No, but there are a lot of wigs in the Lost and Found.

Why thank you, "Mr." Darkness...IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME~!

Is that a command? That's an odd request when you think about it. Good thing it wasn't meant that way. *imagines what a SPAM fetishist would be like* Ew.

Spam my ass. I don't see anything that needs to be fixed, save for your attitude.

Angelslayer's just trying to be the voice of reason. Deep down, his inner Slayer is saying "Zack's da man!".

Talk about sex and they will come. Take that how you wish.

Indeed. Hey, three is my lucky number, after all.

It didn't go to hell. It can be brought back to life.

It was getting hot, until Dama took up space repelling others from posting. I blame him. The bastard.

You being jealous.

*is even more creeped out* It runs in the family or something........this thread isn't fun now that the ladies are gone......and I have to go to work......*grumble* Work it, bitch.

What creepy age difference? Dude, puh-lease. It's not like she's 13 and I'm 30. I'm what, 5-6 years older? That's nothing. My 56 year old uncle and his 22 year old g/f, now that's an age difference (and a reason why I idolize the man).

Dude, I don't need to save face. Puh-lease. Stop trying to put yourself over, Randy Orton. Plus, joking or not, you can't deny that WJM and Zack Malibu are a picture perfect couple. That's pure hotness right there, baybee.

Dama's jealous! Dama's jealous!

Ah ha. Riiiiiiiiiiight. You're just depressed because you don't have the Malibu Charm. I can make the desert into a wet spot.