Zack Malibu

What a coinkydink. So am I! Is it possible to get you shipped here overnight express, so I find you under my tree on Christmas? I wouldn't have to ask for anything else, ever.

That's not necessarily being a nerd, Dama. If you're someone who does what he wants, does what he's into, and is still a good-hearted guy, you're just being true to yourself. However, if you dub that "nerdiness", so be it.

Manilow, eh? Never tried that, but I've done O-Town and it's worked wonders. "All Or Nothing" gets the ladies every time.

See, not only are WJM and I compatible, but we've combined our efforts to boost your spirits. We rule.

See, WJM said exactly what I said (in not so many words). If you put yourself down, you'll lead other people to do it. Keep yer chin up, lil' bucko.

Bah, see, don't keep that state of mind. As long as you tell yourself you're a "genuine nerd", you'll believe it, and make others believe it too. Girls like confidence, and no girl wants a miserable guy. Stay happy go lucky, stay involved with what you like to do, and take it from there. Don't go changing on account of impressing someone else. That said, I'm not sure telling a girl that your off-hand remarks led to the term "Swandive Buttfuck" being coined is a good icebreaker.

Dude, don't shun Mr. Piss like that. He's here too, you know. And this thread has Pure Hotness in it's favor once again, since WJM is online too. Her charms have crossed the seas and into my heart. *puts hand on Zack's shoulder* Dude......do you actually say that stuff in real life? And......how the hell does it work? Quite well i would imagine. See, Dama, there's your proof. I should probably invest in some international calling cards soon, just to here WJM swooning .

Dude, don't shun Mr. Piss like that. He's here too, you know. And this thread has Pure Hotness in it's favor once again, since WJM is online too. Her charms have crossed the seas and into my heart. *puts hand on Zack's shoulder* Dude......do you actually say that stuff in real life? And......how the hell does it work? Dude, it works. One day I'll scan the newspaper article on my prom, and how I skipped it. Long story short, the girl I was dating (from another school, different schedules) was going on vacation the week of my prom. Me, being ever so devoted, skipped out, and told the reporter who came to interview some of our class (and me being one of 'em, naturally) that I didn't want to go with just anyone, since the prom is supposed to be a special night. Therefore, I'd rather stay home than betray the girl of my dreams. After seeing that in print, every female in that girls family wanted me. Scary though, I know, but proof that it does indeed work. Just be genuine, and not one of those cheesy, Leisure Suit Larry type of suitors.

Dude, don't shun Mr. Piss like that. He's here too, you know. And this thread has Pure Hotness in it's favor once again, since WJM is online too. Her charms have crossed the seas and into my heart.

That's for you, WJM.

You bastard! Stay away from my mom! And Thumbtack.............WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR SIG!?!?!?!?!? Pfft. Your mom couldn't cut it. Her knees were shot, and with me, flexibility is key. You'll find her dangling from the trapeze in her room, that's where I left her. Hurry up though. The midgets are probably prodding her with sticks.

Aw, I see Mrs. Malibu in the thread. Hi honey! I missed you.

You can have your Benoit marks and Buttfuck bands. Me, I've got a fine lil' lady.

Yeah, it's working fine for me. I actually just came into Gen. Chat to start your birthday thread, heh. Happy birthday, Flikster. May you reign dominant at EWR for many years to come.

So RoyalBlue and Mr. Piss are now Ralph and Alice Kramden? Dama, the crossface remark was weak. Had you said something like her giving you a swandive breastbutt or something, then you might have gained something other than apathy. Leave the smooth talk to the smooth operators.

Dude, I'm on Welsh time now... Seriously though, I just got in, so I figured I'd hop on and see what I missed tonight. I'll be off in a few minutes, as there's no doubt in my mind Pillman's going to hear me typing and wake the dead by barking at me.

This thread can't die. WJM and I still have to honeymoon after our shotgun wedding. That, and RoyalBlue and Mr. Piss have become the Lucy and Ricky of the thread.

All this talk of gussets and cocks and Schwimmer is making my head spin.

Wait, so my cock is me, and I'm David Schwimmer?

You mean, besides having the same name? And hairstyle. I miss the assdreads. You could always get a wig... Nah, he likes wearing the Viking helmet too much. It wouldn't fit right with a wig. Wait...I'm confused. Who wears a Viking helmet? Me, David Schwimmer, or my cock?

You mean, besides having the same name? And hairstyle. I miss the assdreads. I never had assdreads.

Can we just keep ol' Ross there away from my genital region, please?

What does David Schwimmer have to do with my cock?

I'm not going to even ask how you can base your comparisons. You were a lumberjack. Something about being alone in the woods with a bunch of guys...seems kinda gay. [/bart Simpson]

All the girls are gone anyway, so does it matter? Unless you were gonna go through on that JSYK tryst Not at all. Much like my cock earlier, I'm straight.