Zack Malibu

You know, comments like that will only further my relationship with her. It's a great way to butter her up. Keep 'em coming. ShooterJay actually gets a chance to meet her this weekend. If anyone feels like roadtripping to Rhode Island, we're celebrating Malibu's birthday a few days early. You and the lesbians are welcome to join in the festivities.

OK, as soon as you can get it in, please do so.

As long as I don't see excess cellulite and trailer trash smiles, I'm willing to give it a gander. Are they fighting for anything? Like is there a pink vibrator hidden under the pudding somewhere? Or is it just a recreational activity?

Thank God for that. Missy Elliot fucking sucks. Nothing is worse than that fucking "Work It" song, or the fact that that fat wildebeast tries to present herself as a sex symbol.

Damn catchy song. Not exactly lyrically brilliant but it's definitely a party anthem, as has made it onto one of my patented Malibu Party Mixes, with successful results.

More like "get this shit out of the computer folder". The legendary Malibu wit strikes again! It wasn't wit, it was a statement. I could have made the requisite double-meaning pussy jokes, but I couldn't be bothered.

Fuck me Freddy...I give yours an even bigger thumbs up.

You're welcome. You owe me a drink when your ass moves further up the East Coast one day.

I'm not leaving probably ever, lol, but if I were ever to leave, I feel it's only fair that those who I consider a friend, those who idolize me, and even those who don't like me (a minimal amount, but they're out there) know why they won't see the famous SBTB avatar on the board anymore.

Malibu's on the case. You're all set. Kotz, enjoy the sig, too.

Hoff's smilin', and Piss is pissed. You don't need Cornette to book this shit. We've got a feud in the making!

Hey Johnson, be a sport and shorten that sig.

Because I feared the tag situation would not be sorted out in time, Northstar is covering the 4 way tag match. You may give thanks to your GM .

More like "get this shit out of the computer folder".

Got all your stuff, Dam. I'm wondering what's going on with the fourway. I apologize for not getting online yesterday as I had school all day and plans at night. What's that status of that matchup?

Actually, I deleted him from existence. Us Italians are known for that.

Do not denounce that show in my prescence, junior.

I just bought this movie on DVD for $5 at Wal-Mart. It's cheesy, it's unintentionally funny, and it has bands I like in it. Score.

What's the scheduled release date for the DD Director's Cut?

Think of the pages of mockery that you just took away. Boo-urns. Hey, you can mock him. But how do you know I didn't just do that to earn CWM's vote for something, muahahahaha.

Topic fixed for ya, CWM.

We actually just got done watching it at Contempo's (my coffee shop hangout for those not in the know). I'm running movie nights there once or twice a week and Daredevil was tonight's pick. The owner, who had never seen it and isn't someone you'd expect to like it, absolutely loved it. I've also owned it since the day it came out. I'm a DD mark from reading the comics as well, so that helps.

So did others, my hosserific friend. Pretty much everyone caught on that this sushi grubbin' ma'fucker was septic waste.

Something about that sentence makes me feel very uneasy...