Zack Malibu

Cue: ‘Breathe’ by Prodigy Axel appears at the top of the stage looking legitimately pissed off, twirling his baseball bat around in his fingers. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, The Dark One, and the Revolution Trophy Winner, AXELLLLLLLLLLLLL!! Axel does the crucifix pose on the apron, steps into the ring and snatches the microphone from the announcer. Cole: Axel looks really pissed off at something, but then again that is his normal demeanor. Axel: Welcome to my world. Now the time has come. All week, people have been coming up to me and laughing in my face about my loss last week, and at Dirty Deeds. It seems that Axel is out of place in the Tag Team division. So, tonight, I begin my demolition job in OAOAST. I have placed an open challenge to anyone who is stupid enough to accept it. A No Holes Barred match; falls count anywhere. I am powerful, I am immortal, I can do anything, I am cursed, I am the Darkness, so bring my opponent out here right now. Cole: Who’s it going to be? Who will answer Axel’s challenge? The lights dim right down, and everyone wonders just who will appear. Cue: "State Prop (You Know Us)" by State Property Pyro blasts off at the entrance and red and white spotlights flood the arena. Suddenly, the debuting PANTHER appears at the entrance, along with his manager Tina! Cole: It’s Panther! The newest member of HeldDOWN has answered Axel’s challenge! Axel steps out of the ring as Panther and Tina step in. Panther flashes a smile at the crowd, and then thrusts his right fist up into the air as pyro explodes from the turnbuckles! Coach: Axel seems unfazed by all this fuss Cole, he came to play tonight. Cole: I don’t know if it’s a good idea for Panther to be out here, at least not in Axel’s mood. Tina goes to ringside as Axel steps into the ring to face Panther. Axel rolls his eyes in the back of his head as he takes off his jacket. Cole: Look at the Dark One, intense as ever! Panther smiles at Axel and Axel smiles back. Axel goes for a right hand, but Panther gets there first. Another right hand by Panther. A flurry of right hands and an Irish whip. Axel runs the ropes, leapfrog by Panther, Axel runs through, and Panther catches him with a standing dropkick to the head. Cole: Great elevation by Panther on that dropkick. He is really showing something in these first few minutes. Panther picks Axel up and gives him a snap Suplex. Panther then goes straight for the left arm and tries for an armbar, but Axel scurries to the ropes. Cole: For those of you who are unfamiliar with Panther, he has been a pro for a number of years now, wrestling mostly in independent promotions. Right hand by Panther, followed by another, then a hard chop! WOOO! Axel comes back with a chop of his own! WOOO! Both men exchange chops, with each getting a big WOOO! from the crowd. Cole: Axel fighting back here, and let me remind all of you that this match is no disqualification, no count out, pinfalls count anywhere in the building, anything goes in this one. Axel whips Panther into the corner, and gives him a big right hand to the face. Axel puts Panther over his shoulders, and hits a Death Valley Driver! Cole: Power move there by Axel, and the tide of the match turns. Irish Whip by Axel, into a Spinebuster! Axel goes for the Axel Grinder, but Panther reverses into a Small Package! 1… 2… No! Axel powers out! Axel goes low with a kick to Panthers groin, but the referee can’t do anything. Axel lifts Panther up and gives him an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Cole: Axel goes low there, and hits a big Suplex! Axel goes up top and hits a Leg Drop! Axel goes for the cover! 1… 2… No! Panther got a shoulder up! Axel rolls out of the ring and clears the timekeeper off his chair. Axel picks the chair up and slides back into the ring! Cole: Look out Panther! He’s got a chair! Axel measures Panther and WHACK! Axel smashes Panther straight in the face with the chair! Axel puts the chair down and lifts Panther up! Kick to the midsection by Axel, Evenflow DDT on the chair! Cover! 1… 2… NO! Panther got a shoulder up! Cole: Axel thought he had the win there! Panther is showing us something on his debut! Axel, furious, goes to the outside and looks under the ring yet again. This time he pulls out a table! Cole: Axels got a table now, and this thing could go from bad to worse for Panther! Axel slides the table into the ring and sets it up. He then goes to the outside and picks up another table! Cole: Axel is setting up a few toys here! Panther is still down, and Axel sets up two more tables, one just outside the ring, and one propped up in the corner! Axel picks Panther up and signals for a running slam through the corner table! Axel puts Panther over his shoulder and runs for the table, but Panther slips off! Axel turns around and goes for a clothesline, which is ducked by Panther. Axel turns around again and this time Panther nails a T-Bone Suplex right into and through the corner table! Cole: My God! Panther hits the T-Bone! Panther crawls over to Axel! 1… 2… No! Axel kicks out! Tina smacks the mat to get Panther going again, and the crowd claps in unison! Cole: The crowd are really getting behind Panther here, probably because of their hatred for Axel! Panther gets up first, and Axel staggers to his feet. Right hand by Axel blocked by Panther, who hits one of his own. Another right hand by Axel blocked, followed by a right of Panthers. And another. Axel goes for a clothesline, but Panther ducks and kicks Axel square in the nuts! And again! And again! 9 kicks to the nuts by Panther, and then an uppercut! Cole: The crowd are eating this up! Axel is feeling the pain right now! Panther turns Axel around and hits the PANTHER CUTTER! Cover! 1… 2… 2.5… No! Axel gets a shoulder up right at the last second! Panther gets up and gets the steel chair. He measures Axel and WHACK! Panther smashes Axel this time in the face! Coach: A little payback there by Panther for earlier! Panther grabs the steel chair and sits it down near Axel! Panther hoists Axel over his shoulder, and then slides him down! Panther hits a Tombstone on Axel onto the chair! Cole: My God! He calls that The Truth! Panther goes up top and smirks to the crowd! Panther goes for a Frog Splash, but Axel moves and Panther gets nothing but chair! Cole: Panther took a little too much time there! You can’t afford to do that with Axel! Axel grabs Panther by the hair and drags him through the ropes onto the apron. Axel is now bleeding from the head. Cole: Axel is busted wide open here! It must have been that shot to the face! Axel puts Panther between his legs on the apron, just above the table. Axel lifts Panther up vertical! Cole: No! Don’t do this! Axel jumps, and crashes through the table, with Panthers head bouncing off the floor! Cole: Piledriver through the table by Axel! Oh my god! Panther could have a broken neck there! Axel rolls Panther over for the cover! 1… 2… NO!!! Panther somehow kicks out! Coach: I can’t believe it! How is Panther still conscious? Cole: Axel is furious that Panther kicked out! He can’t believe it! Coach: Neither can I Cole! Axel drags Panther back into the ring. Axel grabs the chair and picks Panthers body up; Axel hoists Panther up, and gives him a Brainbuster on the chair! COVER! 1… 2… 2.5… 2.9… NOOOOO!!! Panther gets a shoulder up again! Axel goes up top, and hits a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! COVER! 1… 2… NO! Panther gets a shoulder up again! Axel is infuriated by Panthers resilience! Axel goes up top once again, but Panther is up! Panther runs up against the ropes, crotchng Axel on the top! Cole: That’s GOTTA hurt Coach. Panther hooks Axels head into a Suplex position. He tries to Superplex Axel, but Axel blocks it once! Cole: He might be going for a Superplex through the table here! Panther gives Axel a right hand right to the face! He hooks Axel again, and hooks Axel’s right leg as well! Panther lifts Axel, and they both go crashing through the table! Cole: Fisherman Suplex through the table! I can’t believe it! Panther crawls over to the cover… 1… 2… 2.5… NO! Axel gets a shoulder up! Cole: How the hell did he do that? Panther puts the boots to Axel, and looks at Tina. He yells something that we can’t hear at Tina, and she smiles and nods her head. Cole: What’s Tina doing? Tina goes to the apron and looks under the ring. She pulls out a trashcan and slides it into the ring! Panther puts the trashcan to the side and grabs the chair. He sets the chair up into its sitting position and goes over to Axel. Cole: What does Panther have in mind here? Panther goes for the Irish whip, but Axel reverses! Drop Toehold onto the Chair by Axel! Cole: What a reversal! Axel might go for the end here! Axel does the crucifix pose to a chorus of boos. Axel looks at Tina and laughs, while Tina is shouting for her man to get up. Cole: Axel doesn’t care about Tina or Panther! He just wants to hurt people! He is a sick, twisted human being! Axel grabs the Trashcan and puts it in the middle of the ring, on its side. Axel walks over to Panther and picks him up on his shoulders, ready for an Axel Slam…. Cole: Axel! Don’t do this! … but Tina gets on the apron and starts shouting at Axel! Coach: She doesn’t want to try Axel when he’s in this kind of mood Cole! Axel looks at Tina, and as he does that, Panther slides off Axel! Panther spins Axel around, kick to the midsection by Panther, and DA BOMB~! By Panther through the Trashcan! Cole: DA BOMB! DA BOMB! COVER! 1… 2… 3!!!!!!! Cole: I can’t believe it! Panther just beat Axel! ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner… PANTHERRRRRRR!!! Panther gets in the ring and celebrates with Tina, who raises his hand! But Axel is staggering to his feet! Cole: Look out Panther! Look out! Tina gets out of the ring and Panther turns around, right into a Harlem Sidekick from Axel! Panther goes to get up; But Axel kicks him right in the back! Cole: That’s enough Axel! You’ve proved your point! Axel grabs Panther and picks him up in a scoop slam position, but he puts Panther in the Tree of Woe! Axel runs to the opposite corner and screams at the crowd! Then, Axel runs towards Panther and baseball slides, kicking Panther right in the face! Cole: My God! He could have a broken neck! Axel goes to the outside and grabs his baseball bat, for his finale! Panther is in the middle of the ring and trying desperately to get up, Axel stands before him, baseball bat in hand, and Panther tries to climb up Axel to get to his feet, and Axel laughs in his face. Cole: This is sick. Someone please get out here and help Panther! Axel picks Panther up to his feet and hooks the Bat in his neck! Russian Legsweep using the Baseball Bat by Axel! Cole: Russian Legsweep! My God! Axel grabs the mic and walks over to Panther. Axel: Panther, you think you’re better than me? Huh? You think you can beat me like that? Use your little girlfriend as bait? I don’t think so. I came here to beat someone, and you got in my way. So, at World Without End, I want a rematch. Same stipulations, different result. Axel versus Panther, No Holes Barred, falls count anywhere. Cole: A rematch? He already beat you Axel! Axel: Oh, and one more thing. Welcome to HeldDown, bitch. Oh, and you too Tina. Coach: How disrespectful on Axel’s part. But it’s going to be Axel and Panther, No Holes Barred, at World Without End! You can’t miss it!

OAOAST HeldDOWN~! TONIGHT on OAOAST HeldDOWN~! People fight! Matches are made! Promos are cut! Fans will not only cheer, but boo as well! All this and more tonight on the show that streaked longer than Naked Mideon! (NOTE: We at the OAOAST apologize for the generic and rather lame opening piece. This is what happens when you give Kevin Nash the book.) We take you know to the two men who are anything but generic. In fact, most people are glad that each of them are truly one of a kind. The Awesome Announce Team is back for another edition, so take it away... Michael Cole and Da Coach~! Coach:"WHAZZZZZAAAA!" MC:"Coach, the joke is dead. Let it go." Coach:"What joke? It was an honest question. WHAZZZZAAAA Michael Cole?" (Cole hangs his head in shame) MC:"Fans, we thank you for tuning in to OAOAST HeldDOWN~! I'm Michael Cole, alongside the one, the only, the occasionally obscene Jonathan Coachman, here to bring you another action packed two hours of OAOAST action." Coach:"A show that's packed with action, because tonight, we've got two big title matchups!" MC:"That's right. Tonight Northstar will defend his 24/7 Title against a man who has come so close to tasting title gold many times here on HeldDOWN~!, Mad Matt." Coach:"Let's not forget the special stipulation to that match, Michael. Earlier in the week, Northstar approached our own "GM TM", Tim Moysey about his recent matches, which as you and our fans know have gotten quite crazy, as per 24/7 rules. However tonight, the stipulation to the 24/7 match is that it will be contested under the rules of a standard wrestling match! No hardcore weaponry, no falls counting anywhere, just two men, man to man in the center of the ring." MC:"That's actually pretty surprising of Northstar, however I put nothing past him. Our other big title match tonight will be between Ragdoll and Zack Malibu for the OAOAST X Title. Ragdoll requested some "real competition" as he needs a breather from his feud with Mad Matt, and Tim Moysey delivered in spades, signing up the former World Champion to possibly take down Ragdoll!" Coach:"That's going to be a hell of a matchup between two of the best workers on the roster." MC:"I can't wait for that one. Right now though, we're going to head to the ring, as Axel, a member of the Totally Endorsed stable, has become a little unstable due to recent losses suffered to The Dream Machines. Tonight...right now in fact, Axel has had an open challenge laid out for anyone to accept, and he's wasting no time in finding out if anyone wants to answer. Take it to the ring!"

My buddy 'Mortal hit it on the head. Scrambled Eggs with some ketchup and some home fries/french fries is friggin' awesome.

I do not! I...I... ::runs off and cries:: Now I'm not a rat but I think everyone deserves to know about how you always break down in tears when you see emotinal SBTB episodes. Ladies, Zack Malibu is the most caring, deep, wimpy, blah blah blah man I know. Have pity on him. His friends really feel bad for him...and speaking as one of them his dating stories are really really sad. somebody lay the poor boy. Hey, I admit when I cry at TV shows. You're not a fink. That last episode of California Dreams hit me right there. Oh, and as for the dating stories, most of our "inner circle" of posters know 'em all. Hell, just dig up the worst breakup thread, or check that "lamest breakup line" thread for some of the drama I've had to endure.

I do not! I...I... ::runs off and cries::

Zack's Five: 1)Trent Acid-perfect as the asshole heel, and given his charisma, ring presence, and talent, he's a great all rounder to use as the cornerstone of a new company. 2)Sonjay Dutt-highly charismatic and crisp in hitting some insane spots. Would be a great babyface that gets the fans into matches. 3)Abyss-super heavyweight that has shown he can keep up with smaller/lighter workers. Perfect for being a killer monster. 4)Jimmy Rave-talented kid with the looks to draw in the "Hardy demographic". Perfect for the underdog/inspirational face role. 5)Homicide-Has taken a gimmick usually reserved for hardcore/garbage workers and backed it up with some of the stiffest ringwork in the indies. You want someone positioned as a legit badass? Pick this guy up.

What poster do you remind yourself of? Hmph...I'd have to go with Dames, since we're both big freestyle buffs. What poster is your best friend poster? Uh...shit, no way in hell can I pick just one, since I've met a lot of cool people on here. I'm going with the majority of those on my AIM list as people I could call a "best friend". ShooterJay probably would get the nod for now though since I've actually hung out with him. Or Superstar, since I've "adopted" him. Don't ask. The poster you admire the most? Flik, for dealing with so much personally yet still finding time to come here and give guys EWR tips, compliment on the EWR diaries, etc. Goes out of his way when all he should be doing is relaxing. The funniest poster you know? New Me. The sweetest poster you know? TSA. The sexiest poster you know? Candie45. The cutest poster you know? CC. The smartest poster you know? Concerning stuff of similar interest to myself, has to be Thomas Green (Phoenix Fury Legdrop). Great kid to talk to and a bastion of info when it comes to indy wrestling and teen shows. The nicest poster you know? Again, pretty much anyone I talk to on AIM. The stupidest poster you know? Game. The scariest poster you know? IDRM, duh. The sneakiest poster you know? EQ, for using Dames' own account against him. The poster who knows you the best? TSA, Jay, Candie or Supes The biggest pervert poster you know? New Me. The weirdest poster you know? Mario. *FAVORITES* Favorite book?: Gotti: The Rise And Fall Favorite Board game?: Monopoly Favorite Music group(s)?: Stabbing Westward, Sweet Sensation, Stevie B., O-Town (shut up) Favorite Song(s)?:.."Shame" by Stabbing Westward, "If Wishes Came True" by Sweet Sensation...right now I'm totally feeling "Baby I'm In Love" by Thalia. Favorite Music Video?: "Shame" by Stabbing Westward Favorite Food?:Chicken Parm with Spaghetti Favorite Radio station?: Fun 107 (RI/MA) Favorite Magazine?: Maxim Favorite Smell?: CK1, since I wear it often enough Favorite Color?:Blue Favorite Foods?: Mostly anything Italian, shrimp, pork chops, grilled cheese, french fries Favorite Ice cream flavor?: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Favorite Alcoholic Drink?: Budweiser, Miller, Whiskey Sour on the rocks Favorite Movie(s)?: The Wood, Ski School, Sleepaway Camp, Mallrats, The Usual Suspects...y'know, I own way too many to pick just a few Favorite Quote from a movie?: "It's not how far you go, it's how go you far."-Dave Marshak (Dean Cameron) in Ski School Favorite Sport to play/to watch?: Hockey Favorite TV Show?: Currently, The OC. Of all time, Saved By The Bell and The Incredible Hulk (live action) Favorite Cartoon?: 80's Incredible Hulk or Spider Man and his Amazing Friends, Simpsons, Clone High Favorite Cartoon Character?: Homer Simpson, JFK on Clone High Favorite Hangout?: The ol' coffee shop, even though I've been hanging there for 8 years and don't even drink coffee Favorite Restaurant?:Fire and Ice Favorite Holiday?: Christmas Favorite Nonalcoholic drink?: Root Beer Favorite Candy?: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Favorite Fruit?: Orange Favorite Flower?: Rose, since they make the girls go ga-ga Favorite Season?: Winter Favorite Animal?:Dog, namely my pup Pillman Favorite Place to be kissed?: Lips Favorite subject in school? English, though the Human Sexuality class I'm taking right now kicks 97 different kinds of ass

Is this a weekly special they run, or is this just one of those "certain games for a certain price at a certain time" type of specials?

Waiting on Calvin's segment with Crystal and the Lauren/Darring segment. Try to have 'em in ASAP.

Well, Mario started it...

::wanders off into sunset while a soft, acoustic guitar beat plays over the credits::

Y'know, I find it pretty funny that Game thinks I give a shit that he said I'm ugly. As if his opinion actually means something. As for being flirtatious with the girls, whether it's here or in everyday life, that's just me, it's how I've always been. Plus, I've never had any complaints so if one of them was po'd about me doing it, they'd have said something by now. It's pretty sad that Game can say CC is nice to me to give "an ugly guy a self esteem boost" when his whole reason for posting is to reassure the world, and himself, that he's gay. And he's the worst kind of gay person too. I could care less about someone's sexuality or beliefs, but when you have a gay person CONSTANTLY pounding home the fact that they are, it's a nuisance, and it annoys people. Half the time I think it's just an elaborate gimmick, or he's not comfortable with what he is. With the constant reminders, he's a hate crime waiting to happen. Oh, and by the way, the last thing I need is a self esteem boost, since my confidence borders on conceit. Now go back to conspiring a way to fuck your study buddy you nimrod.

When did I ban you? And if someone DID ban you, why make mention of it if you want to stay on the board?

I'm not a Joe fan. Decent worker, but the guy strikes me as very bland presence and personality wise. ROH is at least trying to establish him as a credible champ by having him go over guys like London, Daniels, etc. instead of showing him to be a placeholder, but I agree...there are better choices for ROH champion, IMO.

Last time I checked, Max was still in Florida, so unless RI suddenly became part of a tropical climate, they're not gonna be anywhere near here.

Nah, you're set, OSW. I fixed ya up.

I tried to do it, oldschool, but when I did it wouldn't let me edit your name. Since you wanted it capitalized, it kept telling me "a poster by this name already exists". I asked Dames about it and he said he'd see what he can do. So I did try, I just didn't post about it because I couldn't get it done at the time.

Am I the only one who thinks of a used car salesman when Mario uses that name? At any rate, it's done for you.

Agnes moved back to MA. He hasn't been around much. Last time I caught him on AIM was about 3 weeks ago. At any rate, happy birthday, if it really IS your birthday...ya lil' bastard.

Hey, Papa brought food! ::swipes lamb leg and cooks on grill.::

Sonjay will be the next breakout X Division star, IMO. He can be the next face to build the division around (unless Sabin is turning).

Only one season (like 13 eps) aired on Disney before NBC got the rights to it. Not sure if they're gonna release them in their own mini-set, or in the "flashback format" when Zack would do an introduction at the beginning of the show. I honestly don't care much for those eps, so it doesn't bug me either way. I'm just waiting for The New Class to get released. *Crosses fingers*

Only because SK edited out the fact that his post said "statan". Without it the joke meant nothing. Prick. OK, that's a good enough excuse for me. You're no longer a prick, not that you ever were... Speaking of pricks, what's up with Raz checking out Henry's dong? (waits for New Me to tell Henry to take this to the cock thread)

You're a very hostile young man. Yes, but the women love it.

Dear Diary, I haven't seen too many spelling mistakes from SK, so I doubt it's Johnson. Pass this to Chave. Even sneakier, Zack