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But that movie had a plot that you could get from the previews. Seriously, what the fuck is this movie about? They crawl after some mammoths and...well...they jump around sometimes and yell....um....yeah...thats about it. Seriously, what the fucking hell?

In related news, the Razzies are just fucking bullshit and horrible. I get annoyed every year. they pick one movie, sheep on anything that critics didn't like and just attack the star. I think Lohan won like every award this year just because they felt like picking on her. And I mean, christ, her acting was pretty damn good in the movie. Its just that the movie seemed to have a different writer around about the midway point who just was insistant on making everything suck.

Nothing will ever beat no dose addiction in the "In a Special episode" relm. While black sitcoms do tend to suck, the good ones handle the drama better than most. Family Matters is an exception because it was a white sitcom with black people. Diffrent World was able to have good episodes about rape, drug addiction, gangs, racism and the LA riots and none seemed to sappy. Roc had kids getting murdered on his front lawn and it still worked. That one season of South Central(which was awesome BTW) had gangs, shootings, rape and still was able to be a good sitcom and didn't seem so over the top. But honestly, i think its because they all had on thing in common. They used silence in a serious moment. Those corney shows used that fucking music that they always used no matter what the problem. Laura called nigger? Piano. Eddie jealous over other kids clothes...same music.

She would have to fuck more than a O-Dog. She would have to fuck damn near everyone in the gang in the area. You get jumped in or fucked in for the females and trust me, all those dudes are fuckin if you chose to be fucked in. I am talkin 10-15 at least.

Thats the thing to me though. I actually know people that talk like that. I am pretty damn close to it. Only with more cursing. Its called being a smartass. She wasn't overly articulate for a 16 year old honestly. Like I said, Dawsons creek, now that was over articulate. This chick was just a smartass. Once the "I'm pregnant" talk to her girlfriend on the phone ended, the writing was pretty natural and believable.

True...but this is the exact guy multiple teams need. Maybe he'll hold a grudge because they traded him off? Not likely, but you never can tell. Dallas, Phoenix, Houston, Cleveland, San Antonio, maybe even New Orleans could definitely find a place for him. I bet it's nice for him to be getting all these phone calls, right? He certainly can choose who he thinks has the best chance at a championship and sign there. that is a position I bet alot of players want to be in right now.

I thought the only reason she kissed ass was because the Gugans had this belief that the humans felt they were better than them and that they were all stupid underlings. And she had to do that to show that they didn't feel that way. But if they didn't need them, I am pretty sure she wouldn't have been ass kissing. But they were portrayed to be dumb as bricks.

Dear god that was hilarious. I swear, no star takes themselves less serious than Ben Affleck. That video has star power. And Cameron Diaz and Robin Williams were also hilarious

I don't know where you all went to school, but the chick sounded like me in highschool honestly. It wasn't like Dawsons Creek or anything where all the kids, even the dumb ones were incredibly verbose. Hell, she was getting pop culture references wrong and shit. She was a chick that knew about movies and music and had a dry sense of humor. Thats not exatly out of this world weird. She was smart, yet still immature about how she thought and acted. Outside of the store scene in the start where I was hoping they would cut all the slang(and they did), I didn't notice anything about the writing that was trying too hard.

Well, the thing is, he is hurt and won't be back for atleast another 2 weeks anyway, so that probably makes san Antonio have a damn good chance getting him back. He might want the 30 days off.

I haven't even started to sniff the slightest bit of concern. As of right now, Shaq just doesn't know where to go and is screwing up the spacing on the court. They are fitting in a new piece. I didn't get excited about the Celtics game and I am not getting all "woe is the suns" after todays lost. I think they are too good to fall out of the playoffs so I am not worried about that. they just need to fix the rotations. Grant Hill had a bad game, but it was about time since he has been playing out of his mind. Boris Diaw hit alot of shots against the Celts, missed alot today...shit happens.

Kinda like how Spike lee is a incredibly talented director but when he writes the movie, it is probably going to be a bunch of bullshit.

I think Star Wars is a incredible overall story, just the actual writing should have been left to someone else. Because some of it was just horrible.

There ya go.

If they could have gotten a rebound they would have beaten the Pistons the year before too. At the end of games in the playoffs it comes down to superstars. Lebron always gives you a chance to win. thats why the Cavs got through the playoffs. I doubt that the Wizards would have beaten them if they had Butler and Arenas in that series. The Nets were the Nets, and they just beat Detroit. All that cocky talk and stuff, they went out there and beat them because when it was crunch time, the Cavs had the best player on the court. Now they have another shooter to go along with Gibson that can actually make shots. A point guard that can defend in West and take help Lebron, and a firey when motivated Ben Wallace who will no doubt be motivated now.

No because everyone says he is one of the best players in the NBA. I don't think anyone can say you are underrated when there isn't anyone that rates him low or even average or even just above average. Josh Smith, Gerald Wallace, Kevin Martin, Hedo and others are all great players and barely get any mention.

How can anyone see this as anything but good for the Cavs. Wallace is a better defender and rebounder than gooden, Smith can give you exactly what drew did, Wally is a better shooter than hughes and West is a better point guard than anything they had. And all they gave up was Gooden(who got replace properly and means more minutes for Anderson, who is more important on this team), Marshall(...HA!) and Hughes(HAHHAHAHAAHA). They upgraded at every position they traded away. How are they not better?

No...you shoot cow wound fucker. Just for having such a lame attempt at being shocking. I would be shocking by just shooting him.

Come on King, it was the first game ever for them. I mean, you could say the Gasol experiment wasn't going to work for the Lakers after that Hawks game. they looked fine.

Memphis is a horrible place to live for anyone. I apolgize in advanced for anyone that lives in Memphis...but that fucking city sucks.

Well, win or lose here are my thoughts on this Suns Lakers game. Shaq right now has no idea what to do on the offensive end, and thats fine its his first game. I wish that they hadn't taken Brian Skinner out the rotation. no reason that they shouldn't be going 9 deep right now. Skinner gives them too much defensively and rebound wise to take off the court. Otherwise this should work out fine once they get the kinks out. I wish Boris Diaw would learn to play consistnatly off the bench. I mean, he is a consistantly good player as a starter but as a bench guy, he just isn't effective at all. Oh. and I love DJ Strawberry.

Orlando had Dwight Howard and state tax, Phoenix was the only team willing to pay Nash what they paid him and everyone kinda loves living in the Phoenix area, and had Amare Stoudimire there, and Joe Johnson was being a bitch and wanted to lead his own team. Trust me. Landscape or no, free agents ain't signing to Memphis, Sacramento, or Charlotte. Just not going to happen.

They aren't terrible right now in reality. They play well with or without Artest and Ubrich has played really well for them so they could afford to move Bibby. But still...free agents ain't signing to Sacramento.

Parity? How is there parity? You've got two awesome teams, another very good team, two more pretty good teams, and 10 teams playing like shit (although Washington would be better if healthy). That's not parity, that's just a bunch of teams playing like shit. Parity would be if everyone was around .500. Given that the ten playoff contenders in the West have a .679 winning percentage against the East, I kinda doubt that's the case. That doesn't matter. the winning percentage against the East...doesn't matter. First off you have one or two teams carrying that perentage (I think the Suns have only lost to one East Coast team this year, and there is another with this outrageous record against the east) Second you still can't say a team would be better just by moving to another conference. Playing a team twice a year is alot different than playing teams 4 times a year. The two conferences are just built differently. Out west you have incredible guard play, not so much at the forward and pretty much the only bigs left in the league. In the east you have these freakishly good forwards who can play multiple positions. Keep the same team make up of a west coast team, put them in the East and you might be suprised to actually see them lose more. Say, if the Suns were in the East full time. I think they would have a harder time because everyone in the east pretty much plays small. Dallas would have issues because the East is full of forwards that can defend Dirk. Its easy to just look at a record, and say if so and so was here their record would be whatever, but at the end of the day, I think the last few championships have been Spurs, Miami, Spurs, Pistons, Spurs. Not exactly like the West are sending out these monsters that the east can't beat. the titles go 2-3 for the last few years. And for all the Pistons are the only good team crap, the east has sent the Nets, Heat, Pistons and cavs to the finals over this run. There has only been 7 teams to win the championship in almost 30 years now. Pointing at any one coast as being weak is ridiculous.