
Man Who Sold The World
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Predict the next funnyman to go "serious"...
Man Who Sold The World replied to Jonathon's topic in Television & Film
Then I change my pick to Eddie Murphy. No "rapper" will ever go serious. And Mos Def doesn't count. -
The OaO 90's Fighting Games Thread
Man Who Sold The World replied to Gary Floyd's topic in Video Games
Marvel vs Capcom 2 owns all, however. I am Juggernaut! -
Predict the next funnyman to go "serious"...
Man Who Sold The World replied to Jonathon's topic in Television & Film
Katt Williams (Money Mike). Seriously. -
I watched it at work last night. I loved it, thought it was very good and very emotional. It drew me back into the world of Rocky, the Rocky I love. It's lightyears better than Rocky 5, and I can't wait to watch it again in theaters. My only problem lies with the training montage. I felt it was too short. Still a great movie.
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Eve 6 "Girlfriend"
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Things we didn't know a year ago
Man Who Sold The World replied to CanadianGuitarist's topic in The WWE Folder
They'd still push Chris Masters after he lost his "image". There's still a brand split. Papa Roach would agree to having their song on RAW. -
Found a demon in my can of Red Bull
Man Who Sold The World replied to Man Who Sold The World's topic in No Holds Barred
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Found a demon in my can of Red Bull
Man Who Sold The World replied to Man Who Sold The World's topic in No Holds Barred
It predicts Leena will take over this board and ban all but three people. -
Not to nitpick, but he was actually talking about LA. It went along with what he was talking about, but I felt it was a little anticlimactic that the villain dies. I mean, Foxx's character was a taxi cab driver, not a cop. He had no experience with guns and was acting off adrenaline. Cruise was a trained killer. Foxx would have gotten smoked clean and made the 11 o' clock news.
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Sheesh, Hollywood sure knows how to squeeze the tit for all its milk. We get a football movie every quarter now or what?
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I might have to go with Vader's theme from his early WCW run. He came out with that mask that had smoke come out once he removed it, and that mixed in with his music made Vader that much more intimidating. Vader was a mean motherfucker back in the day.
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So I'm at home resting the knee and I grab a can of red bull from the fridge. I take a look inside the can (which I've never really done before) to see what the hell I'm drinking, and low and behold at the bottom of the can is that little demon face statue from The Exorcist. I mean, the little monkey faced demon thing from that movie is looking at me right this very second, and I'm not high on anything but this fuckin' red bull! You guys want me to ask it a question or something? WHAT do I DO??? WHAT do I DO???
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So, I can't cuss for a week...
Man Who Sold The World replied to Man Who Sold The World's topic in No Holds Barred
I think some people are looking into this topic too seriously. Note the origin of this topic (Chocolate Socket). Note the agenda of the bet. Note the picture of the naughty nurse. Proceed. -
They've been waiting for YOU, dragon rider.
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Meet Joe Black.
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5 doll hairs. That's my standard.
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Things I Hold Alfdogg Personally Responsible For
Man Who Sold The World replied to Sandman9000's topic in No Holds Barred
Worked shoots and 99 cent cheeseburgers. -
So, I can't cuss for a week...
Man Who Sold The World replied to Man Who Sold The World's topic in No Holds Barred
I'm heading back to California tomorrow night (so I guess it wasn't a full week). Things didn't go how I exactly wanted them to, but it wasn't a total disaster and her pops doesn't work for the CIA. Her grandfather likes to say "Bwack Mwan" alot and not use my name, but I didn't get offended. He said his neighborhood was safer without "us". I did get offended. Normally I don't give a shit, considering I'm about every single race sans whats in the United Nations, but that was a pretty low blow. And when we discussed music, he laughed in shock when I said I listened to the Rolling Stones and The Eagles. He said "Listening to rap music that samples off their songs doesn't count, boy." That mother fudgesickle. My girl believes that they'll come around once they figure out what we have is special. What we have? I mean, she looks *GREAT* in a nurse's uniform, but I couldn't exactly explain that to her pops [drums]. Anyways, I lost the bet. Yeah. Doesn't really matter, but it does. I mean, we're still going to Vegas (I was going with, or without her), and she'll still probably roleplay (this time the video recording option may be scrapped), but I wanted to prove to her that cuss words weren't an important part of my vocabulary. It happened during lunch. We went to some place called Starapolska (sp?) of Belmont I believe just inside Chicago. Something was put on my plate by a chef and as he explained what it was (some type of sushi), I exclaimed "Nah, I don't eat that shit." and like a fucking pimple on prom night, her dad pops up! I turned a little red, and he just smirked like he had won. Forget him (i just realized I can cuss now heh) Fuck him! His name is Jose, HE'S NOT FUCKING MEXICAN! He needs to quit acting like he's superior because he's all super good at math and he can program a video game in the span of time it takes for me to tie my shoe. And the best part of this whole trip will be the train ride home, in which he has decided to bunk with me in place of his daughter for a little "quality, man-to-man" time. I can't wait. I'm gonna let this sonuvabitch have it... Or not. -
So, I can't cuss for a week...
Man Who Sold The World replied to Man Who Sold The World's topic in No Holds Barred
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Then I can't take that ride.
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Is this place insured?
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So, I can't cuss for a week...
Man Who Sold The World replied to Man Who Sold The World's topic in No Holds Barred
And this speaks volumes for the rest of the people on this board. Shape up, humans! -
Tuesday Night Wars - MTV to air WSX against ECW
Man Who Sold The World replied to GreatWhiteNope's topic in General Wrestling
They got Colt Cobana eh? I'm there. They need Ebessan and this will be a must see show. -
So, I can't cuss for a week...
Man Who Sold The World replied to Man Who Sold The World's topic in No Holds Barred
Before I get into this explanation, my first name isn't Gaylord and the last name ain't Focker! Well, in the wake of the "you're pussy whipped" comments (you know who you are ) I decided to explain the situation (it's not like she visits this forum): She's obviously asian (filipino to be exact, so my step-mother obviously loves her who is also filipino) and so this week, I'm out spending time with her (tradition as (what?) ) family in Chicago while I take a "sick" leave from my exciting production job (ankles in a cast from a basketball accident). Worst part about that, was that we took a train out here because I couldn't fly. No one should ever have to endure the punishment of taking a train to Chicago. I'll never get those days back. That's all I will say. Anyways, In her family - because we date - I have to meet her entire fricking tree and this is bull schmidt because I'm a little freaked on how they'll accept me, being as I'm not filipino and I _know_ that will be a problem. Her dad recently told her (after meeting me), "Why are you dating that Indian fellow?". Guess light-skinned people can be any damn race. (I told her, her dad was being a total Kramer.) Anyways, so the deal I made with her (because her family is so by-the-book) was to not cuss for the week where I'm staying with her family because it would look bad and I cuss like it's going out of style. I mix words together and attempt new variations, yeah I'm bad. So, the deal is if I win, we go to Vegas for New Years Eve, and stay at her Uncles suite (who will be overseas) and she gets to wear the nurse uniform . I took the bet because I'd actually like to make a good impression on her family and I don't back down from challenges. I got the meanest look from her mother the other day. I was playing Zelda on Wii and fricked up, so I shouted "Sugar!". They want to catch me doing/saying something so bad, it's great. Silly little asians. They speak their damn tagalog about me and I want to shout "Shut the front door!". Lucky they have a hot daughter. I mean, her little brother likes me, I teach him how to play basketball! And while I'm there, me and my girl sleep in different rooms, because they think she's an innocent frickin' nun. Whatever. So I'm whacking on and whacking off. Weeks almost over. I meet the grandparents tomorrow. Oh joy. -
So, I can't cuss for a week...
Man Who Sold The World replied to Man Who Sold The World's topic in No Holds Barred
I can't even talk about it for a week. I can't explain it, and I have to abide by the rules or actions will be taken! And yes, the almighty _P_ is on the line. She's the nurse