Man Who Sold The World

I see what you're doing there. Whore. No, cunt. Whore-a-cunt. That's my word.

Africa is a good place to start in his journey. Or so I've heard.

Everybody knows with big women, you just get in the middle and twist. Find a hot spot and go to town. Call her hot pockets.

I had a dream I got Matt high and hooked him up with this girl I know. And then we played Mortal Kombat.

Would I be allowed to get high? That was a serious question.

Bumped. No mention of DJ Shadow, Portishead, or Massive Attack.

A picture of Ahmed on the motorcyle with gay abe behind him would be pretty funny. Sumbudymakeithappen.

"I made 33 million opening weekend, how are YOU doin'?"

the nuclear attack has begun and the missles are in the air...... what would you do with your remaining time on earth? what would u do?

Hm... seems we work in the same field. I'd give Norbit about the same. It was good for what it was, and should go over well with drunks and stoners alike.

Don't shoot me.

I know! This totally geared away from what I was leaning towards. Which was, you know, sarcasm. Bah.

I'm going to buy gum for protection. People with bad breath just adore talking to me close up. What type of gum should I look for that would instantly kill peoples bad breath, and is reasonably priced? Thanks.

Bwahaha. Ahmed wore daisy dukes.

I'd nominate the Chevy Chase Roast for worst Roast... ever. But that was pretty good.

There's nothing better than sitting in a chair while friends and fellow entertainers rip you a new asshole. Some do a good job, others make you cringe. Hell, even some make you laugh at how bad they are, but you can always guarrantee a good time. Anyways, I was actually thinking about having a Roast of my own for my birthday (THAT would be somethin' else.), so I decided to start a thread about your favorite Roast and some of the lines you remember. I actually remember enjoying Shaquille O'Neal's Roast of Emmit Smith. It was some quality stuff, and I remember Jeff Ross being SO out of his element. He had some good jokes, and I believe Jamie Foxx hosted. My second favorite would have to be Pamela Anderson's, if only because Courtney Love was gold. It almost became a Love Roast for a moment. I haven't seen alot of Roasts, so forgive me if I'm bypassing the elite. And I can't remember which Roast this was, but Quinn got OWNED: "Colin Quinn has been cancelled more times than Mary-Kate Olsen's dinner reservations", or something like that.

I could pick up an 8th of Kush for about sixty bucks. But I assume Canada should have way better prices than California.

I haven't seen the movie in awhile, but didn't they play that song in Bad Boys? I remember Martin Lawrence getting tossed around a bathroom while they played this, but I could be wrong.

I was a huge Dudley Boyz mark during their period of torment on the tag division in ECW circa '97-98. Man oh man did they ever own, with their extremely long entrance with Joel Gertner, who rocked the mic each and everytime he did introductions. I mean, jeebus, Bubba and D-Von used to cause near riots! Their in-ring work wasn't at all exciting, but the environment they created whenever they entered the ring was worth it to me. Rick Rude. I remember when I first checked ECW out a little before Barely Legal and watched him come out as a masked man. He had disappeared for awhile and I was happy to see him back. He set the crowd on fire, and I used to always mark for that confrontation with Douglas. Shane Douglas. The Franchise gimmick in ECW. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPO ... MAN. I mean, how could you not love that? Demolition, for the look and music alone. The Eliminators. I would mark like a schoolboy for Total Elimination, just an awesome finishing move. Crush's WWF Theme when he was Kona Krush. That shit rawked.

Reefer madness, INDEEEEEEED-uh!

Well, yeah, I kind of just wanted to see what this whole "list" thing was about. I mean, what are they referring to when they say "List"? Snuffbox, you have any idea what it means? It's making me a little paranoid, you know?

I only ask because I have an opportunity to get it, with a real medical problem (scoliosis). It's a small fee to sign up, and then it's all mine. It's a medical card and I can have up to an 8th in my possession. I have numbers of medical companies here in California (and all around, even as far as Hawaii) that HELP you on your way to getting a card. It's probably been like this for awhile, but this is the first time I've been exposed to this, and I'm baffled. You mean to tell me, I could've been doing this, LEGALLY, for years? I've had scoliosis since I was 16. On a side note, I'm being told to be careful, because I'd be put on a "list". Now if they are referring to the "list" as in "top of the list around Draft time", then I'm strongly considering just doing it illegally like I've been doing. I'm sure there's got to be some sort of a catch.

Me and a co-worker got into a heated debate because I told him David Lee Roth is reportedly touring again with Van Halen and his response was on par with one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life: "Eh, Van Halen was the best with Hagar." And I vomited. So, you see where I stand. I stand with Van Halen's "1984". Where do you stand?

I've only heard a few songs, but they seem enjoyable. They have a song I believe I heard at a friends house, "Power" I think, and it was pretty good IIRC.

Okay, say you had the opportunity to smoke weed legally (and I'm only speaking/writing to the smokers of the plant here), would you do it? And if you signed up, got the card and everything, what's next? You get a fairly large amount of ganja in the form of brownies, suckers, candy bits, and/or you can just take a plant home and grow it. All legal. So, if you had the chance to do it, would you? Would... you?