Man Who Sold The World

If you've got nads, post this in Chocholate Socket. Hilarity should ensue.

It'd be great for a video game though.

That would be I. I'm lactose intolerant and refuse to stop drinking milk. So once my digestive system gets wind (no pun intended) of what's going out, leave my house for forty five minutes to an hour.

He'll make me look good. I like it.

After you make it to Barstow, drive 50 miles into Victorville and stop by to see what Los Angeles looked like in 1991 (well, with tumbleweeds and such)! It's a glorious history lesson.

He was one of the few great standards of hip hop during a revoltingly terrible time. Ironic.

Ooh, probably should've put a spoiler tag on that one. Not a good idea.

I saw it Saturday night and thought it was the perfect movie to throw Will Ferrell into. He's not ready for that dramatic leap into a serious actor, so they grounded him well and just when you thought it was going to be a drama, you get a line that brings it back into a comedy. I did enjoy that the film had a surreal plot, but kept it realistic and very easy to get into. I enjoyed it and will put it next to The Departed as top movies to see. And the "Gollum" line was funny as all hell.

I figured Jay would bow in accordance to this shell we now call "Hip Hop". Jay-Z being called the best was a very popular fallacy, but he just basically went along with what was popular at the time. It seems Game, however, has put his balls on the table and presented us with a nod to the old-school hip hop. Nowhere on his album (aside from his Ode To Dre) will you find a love song. Aside from the terrible "Strip Club", Game has a more solid record than Jay-Z's, who appears to be going the Diddy route and placing every captain of the industry in his song. Shame, because I feel Jay-Z is more lyrical than Game. His (Jay-z's) album however, is a cop out, and he's a genius for not letting this sucker leak out sooner, because he'd lose alot of sales.

You and Czech are my favorite.

You know what I hate? Misleading thread titles. You click it, expect to read something delightfully funny or awe-inspiring and then you get a crummy message that has nothing to do with the title that interests you. It's like wow, ya know? Wow.

Was there ever any truth to the rumor Marques Houston took Beyonce's virginity?

Oh reerrry?

Alive and well. Apparently, it was an old buddy from high school who needed material for a stand up skit. I didn't feel the need to share that since it was a potential let down to those who were looking for a juicy ending.

Show me a better heel promo out there. You can't. He dissed Jesus, 9/11, the internet, AND name dropped AIDS-babies. It was a solid heel turn there and was very effective.

From Netslob on Teh Pit~!: If only wrestling promos were that great.

48. His "man" voice hasn't come in and thus we get relentless "cracking" and he still considers himself a boy. ("IT'S YA BOY, JOV!")

"Get on your knees and tell me you love me."

You gotta diversify your bonds, teddy bear.