Man Who Sold The World

Samoa Joe vs Ebessan vs Delirious vs Jack Evans OWNS ALL. There is your match of the tape my friend. "KO NICHI WA BITCH"

I can't take that ride!!

I Know What You Did Last Summer franchise. But change it to "I Know Who You Did Last Summer", and make it a porno. Keep the original cast In all seriousness, it's hard to pick a bad franchise, because the general idea is to have a franchise, there had to have been some success to spawn countless others, correct? In any event, I'd do the House Party franchise over... With an all white cast.

She looks like a studly man. Pass. Well, since I posted here, guess I'll put up my list: 1. Steven Segal (for no apparent reason. Just wanna give him a random beat down) 2. Denise Richards (Just a five finger slap with rings on and mutter "Kiss the rings, bitch") 3. Rush Limbaugh 4. That one black Judge that does Texas Justice I think. Self Edit: Joe Brown 5. Frankie Muniz (we are working on a movie of his "Parental Advisory" or something like that. After you watch what he does to this explosively hot chick you'll hate him even more)

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Niiice. You guys all make valid points, but I think I'm leaning towards what Leena's thinking. I like the way her mind works. Plus: Pool + Drinks + Lots of Women = Dave & Busters.

I have no idea what the episode names are, but the Broodwich (?) episode had me on the floor, and I personally have a soft spot for Video Ouija. "Arise chicken!". Anybody share my propensity for this fuckin' show?

June 16th is the big day for me, and I'm headed to Dave & Busters at the Santa Anita Mall (next to the world famous race track), so if anybody is from California (Southern area) they can stop on by. I'll be playing pool and getting tanked. I'm also celebrating me FINALLY taking guitar classes, which I've been meaning to do since I was 10, but... [slaps head] I keep forgetting. Well, I suppose aside from this squib, I was wondering if you guys thought that was a good idea? I'm flying to Vegas the very next morning to visit my mother who just bought a house out there and I'm spreading the bar hopping thing throughout the summer until my eventual cruise in October (and California has TONS of nice bars.) so I had very little to do aside from this, but I'm welcome to other ideas. I'm also burnt out on house and hotel parties. I go through too much stress to actually enjoy them.

How do you starve a black man? Uh, hide his foodstamps in his work boots. (burn)

Alright... you have been warned So, what's the difference between a white jew and a black jew? The black jew has to sit in the back of the oven.

Stay... the fuck... away from SoBe Superman. Shit is gross man. Gross.

Wing Street boneless wings and fries. Let's see, here in Cali we have a little place called In and Out burger where we used to frequent, and my personal favorite are Fish Tacos from Baja Fresh. Just doesn't hold up after being sober however

Top 5 Songs I Used To Like Getting High To (I don't smoke anymore and in no order): 1. Massive Attack ft. Portishead "Teardrop" 2. Andre 3000 "Vibrate" 3. The Prodigy "Serial Thrilla" 4. Tool "Schism" 5. Jimmie's Chicken Shack "High" Mostly because these songs (save Jimmie's) are fuckin' weird (in a good way) to listen to when your stoned. It's a mixture of the sound and the vocals, just awesome to hear. Top 5 Songs That Describe Me: 1. Better Than Ezra "Lifetime" 2. Little Brother "Speed" 3. Eagles Of Death Metal "Whorehoppin' " 4. Third Eye Blind "Motorcyle Driveby" 5. Alice In Chains "Man In The Box" Top 5 Songs Currently On Repeat In My Brain: 1. Gnarls Barkley "I Try" 2. Lifehouse "Blind" 3. Paramore "Pressure" 4. Lil Jon "Snap Yo Fingers(?)" (The video is crazy, the song is eh.) 5. Red Hot Chilli Peppers "Dani California"

Panda Express count? Shit. Prolly doesn't.

A recipe? Hm, haven't cooked in awhile. How about a quick snack? Go to Wing Street, buy large fries. Go home. Pour Feta Cheese over fries. Cum.

Gnarls Barkley "I Try" .. And I love you.

Give "I Try" a shot.

I must really be warming up to you guys. I think I've mentioned I work Post-Production and in doing so I've worked with alot of TV Shows during their seasons (which are pretty much over now). We do CSI: Miami, Lost, Alias, Boston Legal, 2 and a 1/2 Men among others and a shitload of pilots. I see the shows relatively a week before they air. Anyways, I normally don't pay attention but this one pilot caught my eye. It's an HBO sitcom, no holds barred taped in front of a live studio audience. It's called Lucky Louie and this is the first time where people from all different floors of the building come down and watch it and crack up! This is going to be a hit. I really can't say much about it (contracts), but the cast is filled with newbie's, and made up of a guy (Louie) and his family living lower class in I believe New York. The scenarios are so real it engulfs you in their lives. You've met these people, and you may yourselves actually be them. Anyways, I felt inclined to give you guys a heads up, because I see an OAO Thread showing up real soon for this one. It should be coming out in the Summer I believe unless plans change.

This is Ceelo (of Goodie Mob) teaming up with producer Dangermouse (MF Doom, Jay-Z's Grey Album). They got a MTV hit with "Crazy", but it's so fresh from what I'm used to hearing I checked out more tracks and I dig it. This is some good stuff and although me and Dangermouse had our disagreements, particularly about Jay-Z's Grey Album, I find he has aged remarkably well and produces a wonderful record. "Crazy", "I Try", and "Smiles" are standout tracks. Anybody else check these guys out?

Likewise.

David Gray "Otherside"

At my High School we had dress code (Guys in khaki/dockers pants, white polo shirts; and girls in khaki skirts, white tops). My Offensive Football coach taught US History and had the girls sit in the front row so he could get the upskirt shots (because _most_ girls wore short skirts). My ex was in that class and said it was completely uncomfortable because she couldn't cross her legs and he would stare. Me and my buds used to talk mad shit about him at practice and sure enough I found out he was fired recently. Wouldn't disclose the reasoning but I put two and two together.

Working a 9 hour shift at the moment, but this is nothing other than the fact that I'm tired. Post-Production has me doing 10pm-2pm (Yes!) and then coming back later at 10pm-8am or some crazy shit like that. Thing is, long hours in the night make it hard to get sleep and makes it feel as if you've missed a day. Good news is the Summer is _really_ slow, so it's just chill and I go back to 10pm-6am.

Okay so I'm at work right now going on hour 2 of a 9 hour overtime shift thanks to the lovely people at DreamWorks and we're (my co-workers) all talking about jokes we've heard recently and one of my co-workers spouts off this crowd pleaser: So it goes like this: Two robots are gettin' it on, the guy robot shouts "OWWWW!", the female robot asks what's the matter and he says matter-of-factly, "I busted a nut." Uh huh. But it managed to crack me up a bit, and the only reason I can think of is because I'm tired. Oh and I had the single worst energy drink of all (The SoBe Superman). So, anybody hear a bad joke that was so bad it was funny? (I have others, and a really _BAD_ racist joke too).