Man Who Sold The World

About a week ago I decided it was time for a new car. Never had my credit checked or anything, so I went to Enterprise Car Sales (same as the Rental place only they sell cars, yeah) and had my eye on a Lancer. But I ended up with an '05 Grand Am with 26,000 miles on it, and the full warranty for no money down and 378.02 a month for 60 months. Not bad eh? Especially since I didn't have much in the way of credit and I even mentioned that: "No money down, 0 apr, are you sure?" and they insisted, gave me the keys and I was on my merry way. Anyways, about midway through this week I get a call from enterprise and they say they ran my credit through a finance company and they're saying in order to keep the car I need $3300 down. What? Excuse me? I have this contract in my hand stating how much I had to put down and $3300 it wasn't! For that amount of money I can put down and get a fucking Mercedes Benz n shit! I was pissed off, still am and a little stressed. Well, I still haven't went down to the dealership, but what do you think I should do? I can't go back to my old funky car (a 1995 Ford Escort for gawd sakes), and my credit isn't good enough to get a good car with no money down. I need help, cause I need a new car, it's hot out here for a pimp and the Escort's air con. don't work

I saw it at my job. What you'd expect with a few cameos thrown in and Tracy Morgan's P-Unit (which should get a chuckle or a tired "blah".). I wouldn't go see it at the movies unless it's packed, otherwise it's a good rent.

dare I say... wrong folder?

Potatoes is a better alternative. Ever had those cheesy fiesta potatoes from Taco Bell? Yum.

Yeah, potatoes. Hoot, or holler?

anybody else think hasbeen = professional wrestler? I'll be taking side bets

most undeserving champion? I DON'T KNOOOOOOW!

No Natural Ice fans? I'm a fan. Shiner is dope too, and props to whoever said Dos Equis.

Well, put it this way, my buds *HATE* wrestling, but watched a Low-Ki/AJ Styles/Jerry Lynn match and were cheering and "ooh"ing as it progressed. So, yeah, any one of those matches from their series gets a vote from me.

Well, the 4th is coming up and I've got the Monday and Tuesday off, so that leaves Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday to get totally fucked up, wasted, and party. Only problem is I have no idea what I want to do. My buddies got a boat house in Lake Havasu, so we could get a party going there. My cousin moved to Nevada Hills and is having a party in Vegas, but it's a FAR drive and I might be too late for plane tickets. Or I can stay local and hit the clubs and bars, but I want to do something dope ya know? Hit me up with suggestions, and lemme know what you guys are doing on the 4th.

Wanna be my new friend?

Got really really wasted one night and stumbled upon a video of the ultimate "Owned" pictures and it played in flash format with some deep voice in the background chiming "Owned" over and over. I can't find it anywhere, and I got a pretty good laugh out of it. Maybe it was Chave is Owned? Yah, help.

Oh shit, why was I just thinking about that?

Will Smith

Brothers?

you guys kill me inside

Protege? I dunno, I'm just following suite. I see where this folder is going.

So I got these little pimples (three) in my pubes. Won't go away, fuckers just mope around n shit. It's not on my shaft or my head so I figure it's not anything TOO serious, but considering they just popped up, I'm kinda worried. Worth going to a clinic? Discuss.

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Chalk me down for the Lightning Express. Dunno what always caught my eye with them, but to me they were good. And the Fantastics.

Well, see that's kinda wishy washy. See, I don't have a supervisor, but clients call looking for updates on their order. So if I left and missed a call, I'd be in deep shit ya know? And we have a secretary that calls us if we don't answer the call, so excuses are limited. But good news, I'm headed over right now after work for a "birthday present". I'm gonna bang her back out

I looked at lovecrafts sig and it worked: Damn That Rapper's Great! Cause it seems like half the rappers nowadays are coming from somebodies asshole anyway. Leave me alone, it's late.

I'm officially 21 now, so I must get plastered. Why? Because Thank you.

No, what I do is _way_ too complicated to explain. I should be switching to digitizing soon, which is just taking film scenes and putting them on the computer using AVID.