Carnival

I have a million stories of retarded middle aged women and pissed off grannies. I hate them all. The most common idiot move...thinking the DSL isn't working when someone's homepage has been changed to about:blank. happens all the time.

Lushus sold me a white rock that I smoked that made me do all that stuff. Was it steroids? <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

My opinion of you Czech depends greatly on your avatar and title combination. And right now I'm loving it.

Them: I can't get his Alltel box off my computer, it keeps freezing! Me: OK, Sounds like the DSL check up center, we... Them: Whats a DSL? Me:...The internet service you have with us.... Them: I have....Cable....Time Warner Cable...I've never had DSL... Me: Then how in the world did you get the DSL Check Up Center? Them: I don't know! Me: Call Time Warner. Goodbye. Them: My Screen keeps jumping around and getting resized. Me: Ok...thats definantly not a problem with your internet service. Them: Ok then, whats the problem? Me: could be your monitor or... Them: Whats a monitor? Me: Your computer screen... Them: ok Me: Look around the edges or towards the bottom on that monitor. Does it have any buttons or knobs to adjust things? Them: At the bottom I got the start button, at the top I got file...edit...view... Me: No, not actually on the screen, but on the monitor, like the side of the box or the bottom. Them: What's a monitor? Me:.....That TV like box you have sitting on your desk. Them: You mean my computer. Me: Ok, sure...that box does it have any buttons or knobs? Them: the start button? Me: No, ok do you see your screen? your looking at it right? Them: Yes Me: Now does it have plastic around it? Them: Yes Me: Ok, on or on the edges of that plastic casing you should have some buttons. Them: I got file...edit...view...favorites... Me: Nevermind, we don't even support this...I suggest you call a friend over and have him look at it since you can't grasp the concept of a monitor, or call you computer manufacturer. Them: you mean gateway? Me: Yes, whoever made that computer. Them: It says gateway right next to this light under my screen. Me...yep...call them.

Something bad happens to TNA = Jarrett's fault Something good happens to TNA = In spite of Jarrett I love it.

It will help him get women, money, and sexy guys aswell.

Then it's obviously not Czech, cuz Kanye doesn't run shit. Kanye I downloaded Late Registration...then put it on it's own seperate hard drive cuz I didn't want it anywhere near my other music.

Quite the milestone for me. One I will probably never reach again. I actually didn't think anyone would get it.

It might of been his metaphor for trying to clean himself up. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Props

Thats the sounds of the 15's while they hittin in my trunk.

Cage - "Hell's Winter"

noice edit: Even though this isn't the place I'd be saying these things. Especially now.

god damn this shit is great

I've been known to make an Owen joke or two myself. Eddie jokes though....too soon for me.

No problem with hating the guy for a real reason. It's the people who get worked by the internet on a daily basis and hate Jarrett for being a big meany backstage who need to stop whining.

Lushus sold me a white rock that I smoked that made me do all that stuff. Was it steroids?

I would have no problem with Chavo having the IC or US titles, he deserves that spot anyways and has for a few years, IMO.

These results actually support the steroid theory. Steroids = drugs

I was suprised that sillynigger guy wasn't banned the second he signed up. What the hell did tyrone biggums do that was so bad? The man was the newest member and then banned. I say we bring him back.

I shed a few tears during RAW, but thats it. People cry during movies, thats worse than crying over a death. Granted you didn't know the person on a personal level, but they still effected your life for more than 2 hours, unlike a movie. But I also do feel some people went a little crazy with this, I forget who, but watching the eddie DVD and crying during the thing...just a little much. But hey thats just not for me, they can react however they want. I'm not going to insult them for it.

I balled. The toughest RAW to watch ever.

OWNED! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agreed. I loved that.

he won't be taken seriously now