Chuck Norris gets up early every morning and goes over to Jeff Jarrett's house. Chuck cooks breakfast for Jeff and lets Jeff ejaculate on his face. When asked why he does this, Norris replied. "Well, this is Planet Jarrett, we're all just living on it." As Chuck wiped the semem from his eyes and walked back into the Jarrett house, strains of "My World" could be heard loud and clear while Jeff danced on his couch, fully nude with the NWA World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder. Another typical day on Planet Jarrett.