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More like, "let the BOOBIES hit the floor." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Right, I was thinking 2000 lame Chris Jericho titan tron hijinx. If Orton did that stuff in 2005, he'd be Shenanigandy Orton.

So we'll get Randy Orton, but with short arms and bad teeth, superimposed on a baby, up on the titan tron as Chris Benwahndy Orton?

Following up on his Islamic Fundamentalism, he will begin to spread the word of God through the prophet Muhammud and subsequently be flushed down a toilet in a US military prison as Qur'andy Orton.

Dress up in green tights, fly around with a fairy, fight pirates, forever be a boy... Peter Pandy Orton.

Declare himself a sovereign nation from the former USSR and be Uzbekistandy Orton.

One-up the former non-arab-posing-as-an-arab in the WWE, embrace his Islamic Fundamentalist roots and Terrorist training and become Talabandy Orton.

Star opposite Moira Kelly in a film about an exhiled Hockey Player who turns to Figure Skating to get that elusive gold medal. You guessed it folks, he'd be Randy-B Sweeney.

Team up with Monica, sing about a certain boy who he thinks is his, and become who he was born to be... Brandy Orton.

Or go back in time, meet a popular balladeer, become his inspiration and become Oh Mandy Orton. *fixed cause Hoffs was better*

I think Orton should come up with meaningful but inconsequential quips about life. That's right. He'd be Jack Handy Orton.

"And a loud, thundering voice from the sky said "Mabel Gretchwithe, COME ON DOWN" and Hoff looked unto his TV screen and said "this is not good... she will take forever trying to come up with the correct price and then come no where near it... especially when the younger, smarter contestants bid above her by $1 It's odd how such an old woman wouldn't know the price of a washer and dryer set..."

Amen. The Book of Hoff shall be written and followed.

Paradoxical Randy Orton~! "I am RANDY ORTON. I am A LEGEND. I am a LEGEND BECAUSE I AM RANDY ORTON. I AM RANDY ORTON BECAUSE I AM A LEGEND. IF I WERE NOT A LEGEND, THEN I WOULD NOT BE RANDY ORTON. I would simply not exist. But SINCE I DO EXIST, then I MUST be a LEGEND."

OH MY GOD SHUT UP! It's a matter of opinion and that's ALL it is. They're similar, but not the same. They have slightly different styles and different nuances, and most people prefer one over the other. They're different. God, you people are insane. "Hands-down?!" There IS no measuring stick. It's all opinion. Quit spouting shit off like it's fact. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is what you're saying now fact or opinion? Just wanting to know where the line is drawn.

Well he had an edge to him back then. There was danger surrounding him.

I think we both know when Randy Orton was the most over on this board.

The crowds rejection of Cena is akin to the crowds rejection of Jeff Hardy. When the female wrestling fans (and children) -who are very, very annoying- start to cheer someone enthusiastically, it then becomes "uncool" for the older, male fans to cheer the same thing, and the male fans will see fit to try to drown out the girly cheers with thier more masculine boos. An example, when LOTC and I were watching a PPV in Famous Players, there was this teenage girl who kept yelling at the top of her lungs "GO SEXY! WHOOO! I LOVE YOU CENA!". Now, let's ignore that this was in a theatre and that cheering is fruitless, she was still incredibly annoying and had guys booing Cena *just* to shut her up. Austin used to pander to the fans, Austin lost his edge, yet Austin was still incredibly over. Why? Well, he didn't have chicks (s)creaming for him.

While I'm not 100% sure on this, I'm am pretty sure this is the reason: The WWE and UPN have an agreement in their contract stating that along with regular Smackdown episodes, they also get a certain number of 1 hour specials. The Eddie Guerrero special in 2004 was an example of that. This is just both sides fulfilling their obligation.

Fuck that. Tomko was one of the additions that made Christian suck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> BLASPHEMY!!!!!!! Tomko earned his keep by brushing the dirt off Christians shoulder at last years RR. The guy is a great straight man.

California voted John Matrix for gov., they deserve to be ranked low. Then again, Minnesota voted Captain Freedom for gov... and Ventura died first in predator... yet they're number 6. Hmm... This leads me to believe that the state which elects Bill Duke will probably be #1 within no time.

Clearly this is a sign that the WWE has totally changed and will now start to push wrestlers of all shapes and sizes.

The 3 way main event was one of the better matches they've done. HHH is not a heel. That promo was a face promo. And thats about all I could stand.

When it comes to HHH, the rule of thumb is nothing is set in stone, especially when it comes to him losing title matches.

The guys I would keep. Abyss AJ Styles Alex Shelley The Alpha Male Monty Brown Austin Aries Bobby Roode Chris Harris Chris Sabin Christian Cage David Young Eric Young Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels Gail Kim James Storm Jerry Lynn Johnny Devine Petey Williams Rhino Roderick Strong Samoa Joe Shark Boy Sonjay Dutt Team 3D Really, with the amount of TV time that they have, do they need any more?

Doood, FAQ... Dirty Boxing is clinching the back of a guys head with one hand and punching him with the other.