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I know that Trish was on MadTV, but does that give her licence to steal Nicole Sullivans routine??? "Ya know what? Uh-uh!"

I was about to bust out Simian Randy Orton...

I'd buy Season 7 Buffy if it had Fillion commentary.

I think they're bringing him in for the RAW DIVA Search... if we see Tommy Dreamer come down and piledrive Carmella, then we'll know

Heyman is at RAW in a very familiar position. No, not hiding from debtors, though that is not out of the realm of possibility, but rather as a writer. What does this mean for RAW? Rudo's UNCENSORED Take: *Walks down a back alley, wearing a greyish trenchcoat, cigarette in-hand, black-and-white footage, shot at a skewed angle* Well I see here now Paul Heyman is back on RAW. Whoopidee doo. The Grand Jewba is back to save all us smarks from the reign of terror that has been RAW. The DIVA search is running OUT of control and OUT of gas, the storylines are repetitive, and there is a champion whom many feel isn't ready and doesn't deserve the push he's getting, and here comes Paul E. to save us... Wait a second... Skanky, Foul-Mouthed Women on TV... Repetitive Storylines... Undeserving champion... Hell, Paul HAS been writing RAW, only he called it ECW in 2000. Here's what we're going to get from Paul E. Jericho turning heel. Jericho leading Christian and Edge against Benoit. Benoit vs. Jericho all throughout the rest of the year. Why? Because that's what Paul does. He knows that if he puts Benoit out there with Jericho it's a no-fail situation. Just like with Angle in 02/03. They have no issue, there is no character development, there is just two guys in the ring wrestling and hell, everyone will be happy with it because for that moment (and for that moment only), you'll see some good television. Nevermind this does nothing for them in the long-run, nevermind that it keeps them stuck in the midcard, nevermind that it's all recycled material - hey, you're getting good matches and good promos so who cares? *takes a long puff* *exhales* Maybe it's good Paul E. is back on the scene, maybe he's changed and has a fresh vision for the future of RAW... yeah, and maybe these things are good for me. *Throws down Cigarette*

Banners are so 03. Ribbons are where it is at.

You want me to suspend you RRR? I'll gladly do it! You don't have the balls...

And here are the mahjik words.... "And that's how JR learned the true meaning of breakfast" = 15 pnts. "Euphemistically" = 20 pnts "You sunk my battleship" 5 points. "Tutelage" 5 points. "OMG ROCK" -1,000,000 points. "This DIVA search is really rewarding" = 20 pnts. "fangoriously" 12 pts "Corked~!" = 5 pnts. 1, 2, got hi....No" - 20 points "circumference" - 15 points

And Kane doesn’t figure to be orange after learning his new pink pants Lita secretly signed the Big Red Necrophiliac up for a match with Job at Unforgiven.' Head *EXPLODES* at "job"...

HEY! .... it worked for me.

Yeah, I really hope they lift my suspension. And by that I mean this metaphorical, deep philosophical, esoteric, metaphysical, transubstantial suspension that I share will all of my fallen brothers.

.... I didn't even make the connection. I figured it was just a noun. .... I think you just broke my funnybone.

I swear I had to stop for a moment after... "First, Randy Orton crap in the ass of Triple-Juice~!." Good lord the Quote Material Edit: It didn't take long for me to stop after... "The Big Red Newlywed will crap Orton on Downhome." Edit:: "This time it will be in a ass Will The future champ finally get what he wants and crap Eugene? Or will Eugene crap once again? Find out GET THE F OUT!!!" POST TO BEAT!

And I won't be posting in here anymore. There's a new show in town...

You forget one thing: Benoit will NEVER be in the position to carry RAW like Austin, Rock, or even HHH could. And quite frankly whenever he bungles stuff and cuts generic midcard promos ("I'll take you two SOBs on myself") he's not doing himself any favors. Benoit had like ONE big promo, at least that I can remember (and I didn't even remember it until LOTC showed me Backlash) and that was on RAW in Calgary. It was a good promo. I think Benoit is more natural on the mic than say, Orton (who is getting a MUCH bigger push, so it's not about promos, it's about who the WWE wants to be in the position and Benoit clearly wasn't it), and his only problem is he is forced (nature of the beast) to wait for pops rather than just go with the flow - so there are these unnecessary pauses. Thats his only problem IMO, and it can be fixed easily. You moan about Benoit feuding with whomever, well if the opposite is a good position, Benoit's in a good spot by default. I would take him feuding with Batista over a returning Mark Henry (or even Kane) anyday of the week. Well gee, Benoit could also be found dead in a pool of his own feces and urine. Shit, the WWE should get a medal for the "push" they gave him. Low Expectations isn't exactly a GOOD thing. What I've been saying all along is that Benoit was better off on Smackdown before coming to RAW, and that the title reign would hurt him, I still stand by that. Was it not just three months ago when WWE was thinking of headlining Vengeance with Edge/Benoit and everyone was complaining about how 'they were being set up to fail?' Is consistency in our 'let's bitch about WWE THIS week' riverfest hard to attain all the sudden? WTF are you talking about? "Everyone"? I don't remember saying anything like that. Hey, remember that Ironman match Benoit/HHH had? I don't think many do...

"circumference" I will SO hit that mark. If someone better than me were doing the Mad Lib thing, this would be the greatest thing ever. But since I am the suck at the English, it is just at like #13.

First, Randy Orton SMACKAHOO! in the Ear of Trippy Ache. And if that wasn’t enough, the WWE Champion then Deathened the Master and Ruler... of the WORLD a victory over Eugene by Kissing with a The Great Wall of China on the latest RAW. Indeed, it’s been a busy couple of weeks for the Legend Astonishingly, who now better shift his focus away from Evolution and direct it toward MONSTERTRUCK. The Big Red Newlywed will Run Orton on MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY! HE IS SOOOO ANGRY AND WANTS RE-VENGE! OOOOH HEEEELLL YEAAAAAAH!!! YELL! YELL! YELL! And Kane doesn’t figure to be Pretty after learning his new Crackwhore who loves Crack and Whoring, Lita secretly signed the Big Red Jim Morrison up for a match with Jesus at Unforgiven. Of course, Orton probably had this coming. He didn’t exactly Angry himself to Eric Bischoff, who booked the match just moments after Orton Consummated on the RAW GM’s foot. Also, last week on RAW, Bischoff wanted The Champ, brother to Roidragedly Eugene once and for all. However, Randy Orton, who continues his defiance of Honkers and make life Honkers, interfered in the match and cost The GAYme GAAAAAAAYME! the victory. This Monday night The guy who buttfucked Chyna and Eugene will battle each other again. This time it will be in a Vince McMahon. Will The guy who buttfucked Steph finally get what he wants and Drive Eugene? Or will Eugene Halt once again? Find out BUY! BUY! BUY! Also, the 3 Peso RAW Women of Questionable Moral Fibre Search reached unreal heights this past week. It appears as though some of the contestants are developing a genuine Mindnumbingly for each other. Watch this week to see who's next to be shown the Laugh.

Hey, I enjoyed writing all that crap about the WWE writing team. It burned me out though... man... I don't ever want to talk about that again. "Corked~!" = 5 pnts.

Just got ANGEL SEASON 4, so I will be ACCEPTING YOUR CHALLENGE Brian and will DESTROY this malarky that doth spew from thy computer keyboard and mouse! .. probably. !!!!!

"This DIVA search is really rewarding" = 20 pnts.

It just occurred to me, what the fuck is supposed to be the point of your 'WAAAA BENOIT'S BEING HELD DOWN BY HHH' whine anyway? Easy. Before Benoits title reign: Dumb person - OOOOH I can't wait until Benoit gets the title! THANK YOU WWE! Benoits title reign: Dumb Person - Benoit is getting a god push. He's main eventing. He still has the title after a few months. THANK YOU WWE! People (Dumb People, typically) had this notion that having the title around ones waist was the be-all end-all. As if just wearing the belt meant that you were the top guy. With Benoits reign it was made PAINFULLY CLEAR this wasn't the case as HHH and HHH's feuds were still dominating television time and Benoit was pushed aside. Yet people still didn't see. Now, after Benoits reign, he's still playing the same tune, he's still wrestling Batista and Flair repeatedly, and is still completely ineffective, as he was when champion. I'm pointing that out, so that -hopefully, one day- those dumb people will see how Benoit was a lame-duck champion, and that it was an essentially worthless title reign.

Nikjohns as a old brit with an absurd handlebar mustache? Randall Orton? Statler and Waldorf? Golden Age? GOOD LORD, RAW in EXILE is RAW is CONTROVERSY! And to add to the CONTROVERSIAL thread: A GAME! (A Game?) Yes, A GAME! Here's how it goes. Until Monday, you can suggest quotes or words that you would like to see used in this thread during RAW. With these quotes and words there will be assigned points. Ie: "And that's how JR learned the true meaning of breakfast" = 15 pnts. or "Euphemistically" = 20 pnts Whomever has the most points at the end of the day becomes KING OF GRAPHICS. If said person is unable to fulfill his/her duties as KING OF GRAPHICS, then the person with the second highest score -ARCH BISHOP / GRAND DUKE OF TESTING will then assume the position and also become KING OF GRAPHICS.

1) People who don't suck at OAOing. I don't generally participate in the Raw threads. Maybe we should make a secret list of the cool kids that are cool so they can join our cool thread... how will this thread work??? It's hard to create something, it's much easier to take something stupid that someone stupid said and then turn it into something brilliant. 2) "Got to go to Graphics/Testing Grounds." I got that right before I clicked on this link. I suck. 3) Three. 4) Passaic, New Jersey. 5) Blame Eric the Red, or Leif Ericcson, whoever orchestrated the Iceland-Greenland thing. GASP!

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I'd complain about the credibility of all the titles. You know, if I cared. Which I don't. Which is sad.