RavishingRickRudo

On WWE.com in the Post Unforgiven (I swear it too me a moment to remember the name having gone through about 4 other generic ppvs like "Vengeance" in my head) and Highly K-5'd interview with HHH, he listed off about 4 or 5 names who were contenders to his title.

If it's worked, it'll be Future Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels, or Randy Orton after HHH sez "There is no way you will ever get another title shot" *No Chance* ... Vince sez that fans can vote for who will be in the main event. Fans vote Jericho, fans get Orton.... or Steph... Or Flair... Or Carmella...

I was about to put Heyman, but the Jews got enough blame for killing Christ... "Damn Tuesday Night Fights!" "Does anyone watch boxing anymore?" "Quiet, you" "Did you say 'you' or 'Hugh'" "Hugh?" "Hugh what?" "Hugh..." "...must be kidding" "...Goslavia" "...Logy" "...Gecock?" "I like that" "I know you do"

1. Do you think it will be worked? Of course. Vince works Attendance figures under the basis of "it's a part of wrestling, so it's a work." They work the WWE.com figures. They're working the DIVA contest. They worked the RAW X Awards. Will the challenger be the guy that gets the most votes or will it be a worked vote? I think it will be like the Sable RAW X situation - if someone gets an unsuspected amount of votes (and wins the thing), they'll be elevated within a few weeks, but the one the WWE wants in the place will still be getting the shot at the current time. If the buyrate is low, how will they blame it on the challenger if the audience actually voted him into that spot? If the Buyrate is low, first they will blame it on the Tuesday Night Timeslot and say "hey, it was a nice shot, let's go back to our Sunday Night Model." Then they will blame it on the internet not being a strong-enough fan base, thus making the internet worthless and they will go back to mocking everyone and anyone who likes to talk about wrestling online. THEN they will blame whatever television show that was on that night. THEN they will blame the presidential elections. Then they might blame who they put in that spot. Veddy interesting. "VEDDY SUCKS! VEDDY SUCKS! VEDDY SUCKS!" 2. Who do you think will realistically get the most votes? Benoit? No Michaels? No, second best bet Jericho? Best Bet Eugene? No Orton No? I'm pretty sure it would be one of the first three, but I don't know which of the first three. I'd say it would be Jericho because Jericho vs. Hunter 2000 was during the peak of that run and has made the most lasting impression on fans' minds than anything else that has happened in the past 4 years, at least in terms of HHH. Jericho and HHH haven't feuded in 2 years. Jericho is probably the most over face on the RAW side - the poor wrestling fans Rock - and has been on the sidelines way too long. I'd be a nice, smart, elevation to get Jericho back in the title scene. However, as always with HHH, it won't mean a damn thing in a few months. Any predictions? Nothing will change.

I enjoyed the Michaels/Jericho team from last night. They'd really give the Tag Team division a lift if they were to team more often and compete for the gold. Jericho/Michaels Benoit/Regal Right there, it's the best the RAW Tag Division has been in years.

CZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH~! Don't make me laugh like that, I'm in class Bruiser Brody? More like Bruiser BEDLAM!

I only saw the thread this morning and was eagerly awaiting such a comment. I too am disappointed. For Shame.

*Refrains from obvious* SEND HIM TO PUERTO RICO! DOH!

Nova does a really good job of a "Really bad Fitness Guru" - but I think it would be better as a "Really good Fitness Guru". Honestly, he acts like he has a stick up his ass when he's talking and smiling - I need something more convincing. It's pretty easy to say why he's on RAW/Smackdown: "Simon Dean, my wife lost 100 pounds because of you and I want your Simon System to be shared with the world." - Raw/Smackdown GM Though I loved the "You will die alone" line.

He only mentioned Flair a dozen times in the article. It's not like he devoted the whole thing to him.

Like a.... Mummy.

"Hey, HEY! TURN that TELEVISION screen UP! I wanna hear the score! ... ShADDAAAP! I WANNA HEAR THE SCORE!!! Did he say 13-7? DID HE SAY 13 - 7? YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *grabs nearest waitress and slobbers on her* 50 BIG ONES!!!! Hows about youse and mes make somethin special outta thisssss, ssssweet thang??"

"But she did rip on The Undertaker, who she claimed tried to hit on her in Las Vegas years ago and was very critical of him, saying he also threatened at the time to beat up her boyfriend." This would be soooo much better than the Deadman gimmick.

I bet the finals will be them reading Shakespearean Sonnets. "And... Doth... Thou... And...Cusp... England... Thy..........." *Smiles and starts to jiggle titties* Or maybe read from the bible... "And... Doth... Thou... And... Cusp... Jesus... Thy.........." *Smiles and starts to jiggle ass* "It's easy to go lowbrow." - Kevin Dunn on DIVA Search

You make me cry.

Doublemeat Palace is really funny too. You just lost all your TOAOS5T Points. You can not pass Go. You do not collect $200. You broke the cardinal rule of this thread, and if I had it my way, you'd be banned right now for saying such a thing.

IMPOSSIBLE, I don't post in EVERY thread in WWE you know? Neither do I. There are 19 non-stuck threads on the first page that I haven't posted in. Checking again, there are only 6 threads that I have posted in on the first page. That's less than 25%. You're not even close with this comment. Even as an exaggeration.

I'm from Canada. It's C O L O U R. If I have nothing better to do than bitch about HHH, what does it say about you who has nothing better to do than to bitch about me bitching about HHH??? The future will bring us a Mike Awesome-esque champion. TOMKO~! *Edit* No, It'll be Batista. He has a powerbomb. Dave will grow a mullet, feud with Masato Tanaka and Spike Dudley... or their RAW equivalents... and start to curse more and talk about driving someones motherfucking teeth down their fucking throat. BLAAAAH.

There's also "Uh Oh, Willow is an ADDICT. To MAGICT. She is IRRESPONSIBLE. This character arc is the worst one ever."

Hey pot! This is kettle! You both suck! Greatone, an "I was terribly wrong and misinterpreted what you said, I am very sorry for that and promise to get better and aspire to your greatness of posting excellence" would have sufficed. This "You suck" thing is just sad and makes you look petty.

Orton's pinnacle was feuding against Foley. They need Foley back. Heel turn with HHH. Along with HBK. To show Orton that the effect of ghosts from his past and the problems with making his name off the backs of others... This, of course, would turn the entire group of HBK/Foley/HHH face and Orton heel.

Your reading comprehension isn't particularly good. I was against Heymans inclusion there, I parodied the Orton/Credible connection, and I was also against Benoit/Jericho. RRR: Always having to S P E L L I T O U T for Greatone. Though I do approve of the Lumberg voice.

Regal/Benoit UberTeam, IMO, is Benoits best bet. They need to elevate Regal, though, for it to really "work", and develop the tag division.

Crack? My dear Vivisectvi, Crack is too mild for our Anyanka.

Funny you say that... Posted: Sep 6 2004, 07:41 PM Heyman is at RAW in a very familiar position. No, not hiding from debtors, though that is not out of the realm of possibility, but rather as a writer. What does this mean for RAW? Rudo's UNCENSORED Take: *Walks down a back alley, wearing a greyish trenchcoat, cigarette in-hand, black-and-white footage, shot at a skewed angle* Well I see here now Paul Heyman is back on RAW. Whoopidee doo. The Grand Jewba is back to save all us smarks from the reign of terror that has been RAW. The DIVA search is running OUT of control and OUT of gas, the storylines are repetitive, and there is a champion whom many feel isn't ready and doesn't deserve the push he's getting, and here comes Paul E. to save us... Wait a second... Skanky, Foul-Mouthed Women on TV... Repetitive Storylines... Undeserving champion... Hell, Paul HAS been writing RAW, only he called it ECW in 2000. Here's what we're going to get from Paul E. Jericho turning heel. Jericho leading Christian and Edge against Benoit. Benoit vs. Jericho all throughout the rest of the year. Why? Because that's what Paul does. He knows that if he puts Benoit out there with Jericho it's a no-fail situation. Just like with Angle in 02/03. They have no issue, there is no character development, there is just two guys in the ring wrestling and hell, everyone will be happy with it because for that moment (and for that moment only), you'll see some good television. Nevermind this does nothing for them in the long-run, nevermind that it keeps them stuck in the midcard, nevermind that it's all recycled material - hey, you're getting good matches and good promos so who cares? *takes a long puff* *exhales* Maybe it's good Paul E. is back on the scene, maybe he's changed and has a fresh vision for the future of RAW... yeah, and maybe these things are good for me. *Throws down Cigarette* - From http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...pic=60617&st=30