RavishingRickRudo

*Rudo goes to WWE.com* "Oh hey, that's cool, the WWE is getting more interactive with fantasy booking. I was just thinking about the old days at Crimson Mask when they had something very similar..." *clicks on link* "Oh, they're charging for it..." *Closes Window*

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY!!!!!!!!!

The difference between Ogawa and Yoshida is that Yoshida still trains in Judo while Ogawa exclusively is a pro wrestler and probably hasn't done any Judo in years. Ogawa wasn't looking to win the tournament and wanted the fight over ASAP.

I still bust a nut laughing over Andre The Giant in the Cena thread.

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NEXT WEEK, on RAW. "You know, I was thinking the other day..." *Crowd pops* King: THINKING! JR: Orton loves to think. That's why he's the youngest World Champion in the history of this fine industry. "And if this war between Randy Orton and Evolution is going to continue-on, then it cannot go on as 3 vs. 1. That's just not..." King: He's gonna say it JR! JR: Of course he is King, Randy Orton knows the score... "....Right" *Crowd feels dejected* King: Oh fooey, I thought he was going to say... JR: He just might King, just give him a chance. "So I decided to bring in some of my own help!" *crowd is silent* "... Cheap, Efficient, Reliable help!" *Crowd goes BONKERS* "First, I want to bring out someone with great courage, thoughtfulness, and who is sen..." *crowd is about to become unglued* King: Here it comes! JR: I toldya King! "-sational!" King: Drat! JR: Well, maybe he's keeping it for later. "He's a guy who turned down a WWE contract because it paid him well below his value and he felt that he would be misused anyways - which was the right decision - but I have convinced him to help me out anyways.... AJ STYLES~!" You know somethin Randy Orton, I admired the way you use your keen option-weighing skills so much that I had to come help you out here in the WWE! "And I thank you for it, brother. Your speed and unconventional wrestling styles is sure to confuse and confound the rather large Batista. You just have to be Ssss..." *crowd stands* "Ssssmart, and you'll get along just find." King: I don't think he'll ever say it JR. JR: He will. He has to King! Look at the crowd. They were once rebellious, rambunctious, foul-mouthed, and most importantly wreckless, and now thanks to Randy Orton they have become much more Sens... King: Don't say it JR! JR: Gosh yer Right King, I dunno what came over me. King: It wasn't very sensi-oh, I almost did it too! JR: This is dangerous territory King - Let's shut up now so Randy can say his piece... "So now that Batista has been taken care of, and I -of course- will defeat HHH, now all that there is left is on Ric Flair. Now Ric, you've been wrestling for almost 30 years now, so it's hard to find someone who can match up with that kind of experience. However, I found just that someone, or should I say something to help bring you down. So for you, I'd like to introduce your greatest nemesis..." "THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!!!!" ............ *mixed crowd reaction of "Whooo!"s and "turn-buck-le, turn-buck-le"* *Randy has this big grin on his face and AJ is shocked at the brilliance of such a coup* "See Naitch, you have this nasty habit of doing this one spot over and over and over again and it NEVER works out for you. It -quite frankly- isn't very ssss..." *Crowd leans in* "ssstrategic of you do to" *Crowd falls back* King: This ain't right JR! JR: SSSSHHHHH!! "So here we are... Randy Orton, AJ Styles, and Turnbuckle. Evolution isn't the Solution any more, because we are the Solution now... we are the... SENSIBLE solution..." *CROWD. GOES. IN. SANE.* King: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! JR: SENSIBLE! SENSIBLE! SENSIBLE! SENSE! SENSE! SENSE! *Orton and AJ stand on the turnbuckle and raise their hands as they end the show*

Yeah, so about Dawn. Just a horrible character after she became useless.

I'm sad Dawn wasn't aborted. After Season 5 that is. With Buffy gone, her connection to the world should have been broken.

He looks like he needs a hug.

I clam.

I'm a fan of Jet Li's, I can say that much. Fist of Legend is probably my favourite MA flick ever (which includes CTHD, which I loved). Am I an expert? No way. Do I actively search it out? Not usually. Am I a fan? Depends on your definition of "a fan". I have generally enjoyed what I have seen and was VERY MUCH looking forward to Hero. I consider myself a rather patient person, but when I see the same thing happening FOR THE THIRD TIME, I tend to lose interest. (Spoilers) The time they spent hammering home the Snow/Broken Sword/Moon relationship, could have been used for something MUCH more productive. It started off promising, but after hour 1 I was like "GET TO THE POINT!", and they never really did. They killed Broken Sword 3 times, so how the fuck was the 3rd time supposed to mean ANYTHING to me? Ditto with Snow. Jet Li is angry at the Emperor, but we never see his town getting slaughtered and his character keeps changing so there is no emotional bond we can forge with him. Moon is COMPLETELY useless. And after all the fucking build the Emperor lives and everyone else dies. There was NO pay-off. I felt like I wasted 2 hours, when it all could have been said in 15 minutes.

I think we should do something other than the regular-ol-tourny when it comes to ranking.

Was I the only one watching RAW (and the Orton thing was one of the few things I bothered to watch just for this) and expecting Ross to say "This is the sensible thing to do!" ??

Perhaps it's my fault. My disappointment, that is. I went in expecting an epic revenge movie. Jet Li's people are killed, he goes through hell to get revenge. It's been done a thousand times before, and you know why? Because when it is done well, it is great. There are spoilers here... It started off with Jet Li and the Emperor. "OK" I sez, "He does the Emperors dirty work, the emperor feels threatened by his power, the emperor tries to kill him and his people, only he survives, and he spends the rest of the film killing them all. GREAT! I was happy. Jet Li is stoic-as-a-motherfucker, kicks a whole lot of ass, I go home wanting to buy a sword. Then the Emperor sez that Jet Li was bullshiting. I sez "Alright, the Emperor is paranoid and is making up a story so he can kill Li and his people and Li will survive and be mighty pissed off and kill some motherfuckers." Wrong again. The Emp is right and Li is there to kill him. Fucking great - no going through hell or anything. But there is still going to be the whompass fight scene between Li and the Emp, right? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST was I stupid. Ok, so they missed the boat on that. By "that" I mean, my built-up expectations and hopes of a kickass revenge movie. But at least they weren't PAINFULLY REPETITIVE, right? OOOOOH holy SHIT was I wrong on that. Hey, GUESS WHAT EVERYBODY!!!!! SNOW LOVES BROKEN SWORD. BROKEN SWORD LOVES SNOW. SNOW KILLS SWORD AND MOON GETS MAD!! It wasn't apparent to me the first time they did it, nor was it the second time, but the third time I FINALLY got it. I'd call the movie "a piece of shit", but there were some good things in the stool that makes me not say it.

You can kiss my HUSTLEloving ass BR4L.

I tried to watch RAW, but after Orton sensibly used a sledgehammer to even the odds, I was so emotionally drained that I couldn't muster enough energy to watch the DIVA and Litane segments.

Jesus Christ, I was going to give the Best Post award to Quik for his Car decision, but NY Untouchable just raised the bar with his barron inclusion. "oddly unbent baseball cap"

Come now, Eddie would be blasting that damned Salsa music all night long which has Kurt staying up and not getting any sleep. THUS, making him too tired to wrestle. Eddie borrows powertools and never gives them back. He never mows his lawn (contrary to popular belief), which has weeds overflowing on Angles lawn. Eddie asks to borrow some sugar, and Kurt thinks he's asking for cocaine, so he calls the cops and sets up a sting on Guerrero which ultimately ends up with Kurt busting down the door to Eddies room and finding Karen Angle in bed with him. It works on so many levels.

C'mon Randy, say it, SAY IT! *crowd listens in anticipation* I'm sensible... I'LL TAKE NEITHER~! *crowd goes nuts* *Tommy does he's ECFNW pose* And... I'LL CARPOOL!!! *roof blows*

Benoit.

*Orton, after getting kicked out of the building, wanders the forrest trying to make sense of it all* I... I don't know how to make sense of it all... Perhaps *I* could be of some assistance. Wha? Who ARE you? I am an alien from outer space. I come from a logical species known as Vulcans. We have been watching you for quite some time, Mr. Orton, and we admire and appreciate your sensibility. We wish to take you on our spaceship and show you the wonders of the universe. Aliens? Spaceship? Universe? I want to believe but... This all seems so very wrong. I... wait a second... maybe this is one of those long-term effects of drug use. I never should have travelled with RVD. Now that I think of it, couldn't this be a result of my peyote usage and couldn't this all be part of my imagination? It's all becoming... so clear *The image of the alien disappears* ROB! I totally got you there, dude! Yeah, you did dude, you did.

Thank god I saved Randy Orton out there. You did a real good job, Shawn.

*Shawn Michaels saves Randy Orton by destroying the picture* *Backstage* Thank Goodness I got there when I did. You were almost completely dehydrated and your legs were about to give out on you. But, by the grace of god and through the power of jesus christ, I was able to save you. Thanks a lot for that too, Shawn. I was really starting to question my sensibility back there. Between the paradox and my body giving out on me, I didn't know which to choose. You should do what I did, Randy, and choose the lord. He's the way. I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Shawn. I started reading the bible the other day and... *cuts to stock footage of crowd cheering* ...And then there is the whole resurrection! That doesn't make ANY sen- Kevin Dunn: Can we get someone else in there... Thank goodness I saved you out there, Randy. Stevie Richards? You haven't looked like Shawn Michaels in YEARS. This doesn't make sense either. Kevin Dunn: Can we get someone else in there...

So not fucking true.