RavishingRickRudo

Why are you still posting here? You are not wanted.

Actually, it would be better if you just leave this thread. You're not wanted nor actually needed here, and I will not entertain the thought of starting a flame-war that will inevitably get this moved. Members who frequent the Hardcore Discussion folder -and their worthless opinions- are not welcome here. That includes CMW and Kotz. as well. Get out.

Oh come now Slayer, that post was certainly not indicative of your regular, high-quality offerings.

It is an article from WWE.com about Garrison Cade - these types of things are posted here all the time. It's perfectly legitimate and should be in this folder. Your post, on the other hand, is completely off-topic. If you don't have a comment on the article, then you shouldn't be posting in this thread.

She said something about being a sucker for bitter smarks... J.R.: Oh come on, that ain't right!

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I think Will Sasso was completely overrated and Michael MacDonald deserves to choke on his own shit. Which happened to be one of the many discussions Curry and I had which will be featured in our review of Fahrenheit 9/11!

*no sells CC's post* *...much like Flair no sells pretty much everything in a match.. just going from spot to spot with very little connections between them... or like HBK no sells back damage with a kip up*

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A Flair for the Cade RudoCurry Industries Present: Garrison Cade - A WWE On-line Article. Preface: Rudo: In the grand tradition of “Jackies Jargon” and “Raw Preview”, the WWE.com website gives us an exclusive look into the heart and soul of Garrison Cade. He is more than just a guy with blonde hair in tights who does an elbow drop - he’s also a real human being, just like you and I, and a long-time fan of this thing we love; this thing called “Wrestling”. I didn‘t really know what to expect when I first read the title - I knew so very little about Cade, only that he was a graduate of Shawn Michaels‘ Wrestling Academy and is honoured to be in the WWE. But after reading this article, I saw that there was something deeper to this man - something more. It was a privilege to get to know him through the words, sentences, and paragraphs of this well-written piece by Michael Ewokis.. Dorkis.. Dukasis.... Bukkake Miss Jackie... Curry: I wasn’t sure how to react at first. I mean, sure, he’s got bedroom eyes. He looks like he’d be good at cuddling. He’s got a pretty sweet elbowdrop and some nice punches. But those do not a good wrestler make. How wrong I was........ Garrison Cade: by Michael Dworkis Rudo: A truly captivating opening paragraph that expresses the achievements one can make in such a short time in the WWE. A title match at WM XX and being in the ring with The Rock, HHH, and Ric Flair?!?! It almost makes it seem like he was in a fatal four-way match with The Rock, HHH, and Ric Flair for the WWE title at WM XX! ANYTHING can happen in the WWE! Garrison Cade is a very lucky guy to have gone from participating in non-televised preliminary matches (or “dark matches” for you simple, uneducated, folk. Why, Ric Flair would slap you for that, punk!) to main eventing WM XX against the greatest(s) of all time. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWE! Curry: This is where I got hooked. THE ROCK! HHH! CRAZY OLD MAN FLAIR! Cade has tussled with them all and he’s done it with the style and grace of a 10 year veteran. Now, I know what you’re saying. “Curry, he isn’t a veteran. He’s just a rookie.” Here’s the thing; I know! Isn’t that crazy? This kid is goin’ places. Oh, and he’s got a nice dropkick. Real nice. Rudo: I didn’t want to say it, but that dropkick puts Bob Hollys to bed... after it fucks his up its ass. Rudo: Sources close to RudoCurry Industries have said that had has worked hard at sucking up and desires to suck many-a-cock in the WWE. Only time shall tell if this holds to be true. Perhaps this article could shed some light... Rudo: I liked WM IV. When I was just a lil Rudotyke, I used to go to VENUS VIDEO to rent all sorts of WWE videos. They had EVERYTHING, and I was always impressed by the WM IV box with the fold-out Andre/Hogan picture... or was that WM 3? WM 3 was the better show, but I prefer the Trump Plaza to the Pontiac Silverdome. The staircase ruled it. Why don’t they have staircases anymore? Their entranceways are so fucking boring now. They had potential in the video-stage at WM XX but haven’t used it since. They really peaked at their WM 17 set, which was like a FRACTION of what the K1: ROMANEX set was like in terms of Romanage. And WM 17 didn’t have Genki Sudo pounding Royler Gracies face into oblivion. K1 is like the last organization to use the 1-night tournament format, much like the WM IV format, which was really well booked IMO. It completely cut the knees off of Savage, but who the fuck cares? It lead to Savage/Hogan WM V which smoked any match on this card. Every Wrestlemania should finish off with Hogan posing and “Real American” Playing loud. Garrison Cade drops a pretty nice elbow, but he doesn’t even come close to the motherfucking Macho Man. What he really needs to do is drop, like, 5 of them on Eugene and have Eugene Warrior-up and then look at his hands and question his mortality. That’s wrestling. What’s the point of this story? I like stories. Curry: If this Eugene vs Cade match doesn’t happen I will feel unfulfilled as a human being. Rudo: Can you consider 1988 to be “the mid 80’s”? Rudo: There’s lots of things Shawn Michaels personifies for the business - greed, politics, being a complete fucking asshole backstage, burying others, screwing friends, rabid drug use, sucking-off the boss, not dropping the title, lying-like-a-motherfucker, getting beat up by sailors, calling Sid a suitcase... but forgetting it all after he finds Jesus... and you can bottle that all up and call it “passion”, but please -PLEASE- give it to Garrison Cade because that boy needs something interesting in his life. I dunno if Shawn taught all that shit back in Texas -or if he taught at all- but hopefully he rubbed off and we’ll have someone to bitch about for the future. Curry: I think Cade being a bitch in the footsteps of his mentor could be big money. The WWE should’ve taken the chance and had him turn on Mark Jindrak by throwing him through one of the pieces of The Highlight Reel set. Blam! Instant heel! Then he grows out his blond locks to mullet lengths and starts bumping like crazy. He’s sure to earn himself a “*****” match or two rating from the IWC. Then we bring in one of the developmental “wrestlers” as his bodyguard. Fuck it. There ya go. M-O-N-E-Y. Rudo: Hell, they could have had Nidia dress up like Sherri and sing his theme song (“He’s Garrison Cade (Garrison Caaade), he’s American Made (American Maaaade), yes he’s just Garrison Cade (Garrison Caaaade), and he’s American Made (American Maaaade)”) and then Cade could wear those circular sunglasses with the ‘target’ symbol over the lens’ and say “he‘s too Cadey for this crowd“ - he is HBCade... Rudo: So he DID teach him how to screw over others! I guess they edited that part out. Along with the “And every day Shawn told us to nail him to this cross and leave him there for a few hours”.. and the part where Shawn saved orphan children and healed the sick. I hate Shawn Michaels, btw. Curry: Hands-on knowledge? That’s too easy. Rudo: Jesus fucking Christ, how could anyone be happy with participating in a fucking 4 way tag match?? YOU HAVE 7 OTHER GUYS IN THE RING WITH YOU! That’s not exactly “special”. Plus it’s for a worthless title and the match had no interest whatsoever. But hey, I heard Cade got a free sample of TIDE in the mail today -it was, he said, a huge honour. Rudo: You know what would be more impressive? Had anyone cared about any of those matches. Curry: LANCE STORM? SYLVAN GRENIER? D’VON DUDLEY? Well gee fuckin gosh, they might as well have said that he beat Ric Flair! Oh......wait. He did. Then again, who hasn’t beat Flair? I think it would be pretty hype if one night on RAW Flair got totally sloshed and claim that he would wrestle himself in the ring. It would be great. Chops. Bumps. More chops. Whooooos. Pratfalls. Chops. Chops and bumps. FIVE STARS~! Rudo: Could somebody get me a block of cheese to go with this gigantic cracker? God this guy is fucking bland; vanilla would be a huge step UP. “I mean, gee golly, this is just super. I’d like to thank Mistur MacMahon for the neat opportunity to be a big-time wrestling star”. C’mon, just get caught boozed-out with some transvestite hookers and a dead midget in your trunk... that’s all I ask. Curry: You tell ‘em, Garisson. You tell ‘em. Rudo: Change “Ring” into “Bed” and he’s telling ’em something completely different. Curry: Who the fuck is Benoit? What the fuck is “best company ever”? Rudo: What the fuck would they ask Flair? And more importantly, what the fuck could he tell them? Young Wrestler: Hey Ric, howdya think I should get out of a boston crab? Flair: Boston Crab eh? Well, ever try choppin your way out? YW: Uh... No... Flair: How about walking around dazed and then falling on your face? Or going to the top rope? Or maybe drop to your knees and beg the guy off only to hit a low blow? Did I mention Chop? Hmm... what was the move again? Boston what?... *uncomfortable silence* Flair: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Rudo: WOW, “moved faster than the average WWE Superstar”! That sure is.... unfuckingremarkable. I think the “generic wrestler with 0 personality and basic ring skills” niche is a really good to be in. But seriously, he wears cowboy boots, so he clearly is making himself stand out from all the other non-cowboy-boot-wearing wrestlers. Curry: I trust Garrison. I really do. I don’t normally trust wrestlers based on interviews but there was something different here. A genuine sincerity, if you will. He wants it. I believe him. Don’t let me down, kid. 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None of my concern - they shouldn't have hired him in the first place if they didn't know how to use him.

He was a lil bitch on Angel and they should have fucking killed him off for what he did, that motherfucker.

"The Slayer of the Vampyres" was fucking brilliant. And the Homestar Runner references own you. Andrew ruled it on Buffy. Angel? Not so much. Him riding on the motorcycle with Spike is money.

Doing HHH/Steph would be too hard because how would you introduce it? *Steph comes back* Steph: Hi Honey. HHH: Hey pumpkin. ???? Are they "back together" in storyline terms, or were they never apart and they completely ignore the WM 18 crap? How many of the fans know that HHH/Steph are married "in real life"? I'm all for realism, but I can't see a proper scenario in putting the two together. The irony is, this would end up killing the fans' suspension of disbelief as it would point out what is real and what isn't.

Any DVD with Quinton Jackson doing audio commentary is worth whatever price they ask.

I'll throw in the 3 switches. If you're in a theatre full of fans, the non-fans will be perplexed at why there are a hundred people going crazy over Wash doing nothing. I can't wait for a dining scene, good call Pin. And if Wash doesn't have his dinosaurs, I'll storm out in protest.

Ok... 1 is unreasonable. 3.

Alright, I posed this question to Curry and I'll put it up here too. What is the one thing you will totally mark out for in the movie? Personally, Jayne and Book working out together on the big screen would have me cheering.

They wanted Goldberg without the sacrifices that make Goldberg special. It is no fault but their own. Hell, JR even said on OTR that they should have done things differently and "let Goldberg be Goldberg". But this is the WWE, and you can't be anything if you're not trademarked by them.

Hi again from Jewel Staite Posted by Source: FIREFLYFANS.NET TIMES READ: 249 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Guys! I just figured out how to find the "offical boards" for Firefly. It took me long enough. Anyway, I posted there as well. They had a transcript of a Q&A session I did at DreamCon(a few weeks ago), and man, do I say "like" a lot. And "umm." So we're finished our exterior stuff. It's nice to be in an air-conditioned studio-- and especially nice when you live ten minutes away from that studio. No more getting up an hour before having to be at work to hit the freeway. BLISS! Rumor has it that some of our "background performers" are secret Browncoats, which is pretty cool. I had no idea you guys were that dedicated! Working on a set isn't always fabulous and exciting, so just the fact that you guys are willing to sit there for twelve plus hours a day just to participate in the BDM ( I love that you guys call it that) is very, very cool. DreamCon was a blast, and thank you to everyone that participated in the Q&A sessions. I really and truly wish that those sessions went on for more than an hour-- an hour never seems long enough. Starfury was awesome, too, and us Firefly folk got such a positive, strong response out there... It was really uplifting. I was just contacted by the DragonCon people about attending this year. That would be great, since I've never been to Atlanta, and they've never had a Firefly guest before. If my schedule allows it (which I think it will, unless they want to re-shoot something at the last minute... or the wrap party is that weekend-- which I cannot miss, because when we wrapped the series, FOX didn't give us one, so we've been waiting for a proper wrap party for far too damn long), I will be at DragonCon. I cannot WAIT to meet all you crazy browncoats and answer your questions... at least the ones I can without getting sued by Universal (and shunned by Joss). I went by the set on Universal yesterday and hung out behind the monitor with Joss for awhile. Things are lookin' good.... The sets (and I'm talking about the ones besides the ship) are gorgeous. So innovative, and different, and beautifully detailed. I can't wait for your reactions. Pretty soon, I'm filming some scenes in the engine room. I can't wait for that. "home sweet home". I'll update you when I can soon. Thank you again, guys, for posting such positive and inspirational messages. I really love reading your posts. Take care, fly high. Jewel

The thing is, Vince isn't taking those millions of dollars he's making off stock and putting it back into the Wrestling aspect of the business - he's using it for stupid things like WWE Films. They're going to work on a farm?

It's too hard. I can't compromise anything. If we could do 25 episodes - 5 per season with allowance for shifting unused slots - then it's doable. But you're asking for half that, and its impossible.

The board is similar to this one, how is it hard?? All the places you need to know is up in the top left corner - if you want the messy board, you go to the messy board; if you want chatty rooms, you go to chatty rooms. I'm in a chatty room right now and there's 10 others in it.

Normal Matches: Three 5 Minute rounds. Championship Matches: Five 5 Minute rounds The main rule is that there is no kicking a downed opponent - which means if an opponent is on all fours, you cannot kick or knee them. PRIDE, however, *does not* have this rule. The rest of the rules are just fair sportsmanship - no eye gouging, small joint manipulation (pulling on fingers), no holding on to the fence, hair pulling, strikes to the spine or back of the head. I don't have the Event DVD's, but I do believe you get the full fights. HOWEVER, on Ultimate Submissions/KO's, I don't know if that is true (I heard you don't... I may be wrong).