RavishingRickRudo

Because two years of a hot rivalry wasn't enough. Classic Stephanie Writing. Ignore the obvious, the stuff that people would care about, insert something retarded and which she thinks is "clever" and no one cares about. Though Debs involvement was probably more Austins doing than anything. Still, Classic Steph Writing even if she didn't write it.

Well duh. Vince has stupid ideas, gives the stupid ideas to the writing team, who actually manages to make the stupid ideas even stupider, and do so in a way for the wrestlers -the vast majority of whom can't act or deliver the promos they write, which they can't seem to understand- to make seem, believe it or not, even stupiderer. If Vince just gave the stupid idea to the wrestlers to do with how they like, the shows wouldn't be AS stupid as they are now. The Debra thing was just to stir up artificial conflict between the two.

Goosebumps. Fuckin Bucky, why did you have to start to kick ass? Poor McPhee. Too many Country Ballads though. Where's the honky tonks dammit!?!

Yeah, this is a good idea, hide her titties. Great fucking work. What is up with this shirty-deal? Uh oh. We could be seein McPhee gone tomorrow. That was crappy crap crap crapperly crappy.

Oh shit. This is awesome.

If they gave Hogan enough money, he would lose. If Austin doesn't want to lose to Hogan, there is no amount of money that would get him to do that.

I am loving that top. Both tops. OH SHIT, She's goin HARDCORE COUNTRY. Those eye brows. Bouncing. Why must it only be the eye brows?

BTW, if McPhee does No One Needs To Know she'd fucking murder everyone with it (which she won't, she'll probably pick somethin by Faith Hill or some trash)

*Points* THAT WAS BORING. C'MON. THAT WAS BORING.

Come on Ace... Do it Ace... Reach out Ace... Dammit Ace.

Euck. Not that it was a bad performance, cause it wasn't, I just really hated the way she finished off the "how do I ever, ever surviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive" where she carries the note as a strong, power chord, whereas Trisha or Leanne played it more tenderly and went up an octave. Paula is John Cena tonight, Simon is HHH, and Randy is Edge.

BTW a better John Denver song would be Leavin on a Jet Plane. Taylor can really do the melancholy justice. The better Shania Twain song would have been No One Needs to Know. Though, Taylor tooooooooooooooooooootally should have done Callin Baton Rouge

Wow, Mandisa totally not playing to her strengths. I was about to make the same point as Randy - it showed her personality which is needed, but she's good at the big notes, the lil stuff in between she sucks at. And that song was 99% lil stuff. "Why am I booed for being constructive?"

I thought the song was good, but that's mainly cause I love me some JD.

It's so funny to see Randy try and hold back his true thoughts, for Paula to sugar coat her true thoughts, and then for Simon just to spout out what he really thinks.

TAYLOR DOING JOHN DENVER! I TOUCH MYSELF NOW.

And if you look at Austin vs. Rock, that did not work because of the storyline and the writing. The storyline for that sucked, as did the storyline coming out of it. It worked because of the two guys involved and the awesome production team that put together the My Way video. Actually, WM 17 in general had pretty crappy storylines going into it. Benoit/Angle was put together at the last minute, the TLC 2 was based on the novelty of the TLC and little else (scooping Spike Dudley and Rhyno brought a lil more excitement to it), HHH/Taker was your standard Taker WM build, Jericho and Regal was just bad, I can't even remember anything for Test/Eddie, the hardcore match and the 6 man was just strung together, the womens title was crap... the only "storyline-driven" feud that would be classified as successful would be McMahon vs. McMahon.

I'm not a big Shane fan, but if you look at the division he heads and what he is in charge of, he's one of the most successful ones in the company. However, a good part of that is being in charge of the right stuff.

Krazy Horse, in what has to be the creepiest interview I have ever seen. "Git it? MASKED Murderer... *awkward silence while KH takes a deep breath*"

Considering that the 2000's show should have been good and wasn't, in theory, this show -which should be bad- could be good.

What did the HOF get?

The knee while hanging on the cage was my favourite part, followed by Volk Han showing the strength of his mighty Russian Sambo Pimp Hand.

It would have been better to bring Osama in as Ric Flairs clone, genetically modified by the Cuban government to take down the symbol of democracy - the WWE.

Wes Sims.

I am intrigued. And a lil bit aroused. Hmm... maybe I should keep these thoughts to myself.