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ELIMINATION CHAMBER OMFG

It doesn't upset you that a guy who really doesn't want to pitch commands that kind of money? I will say this. At least he only waited for a month into the season to announce it, saving us from ESPN's "WILL HE OR WONT HE OMFG" coverage.

The $22 million from last year wouldn't have done that? I agree, fuck the Astros, Yanks and Red Sox for even considering paying him that kind of money. I don't blame a guy for taking the highest offer. But when is it enough? My biggest problem with Clemens now is how big of an attention whore he is. That ego is uncanny. Making an announcement to the crowd DURING A GAME is beyond obnoxious.

$28 million pro-rated? Wow.

Let's see how well that ERA holds up in the AL East.

Definitely a let down after #2, but not the worst movie I've seen.

Call the Yankees, they've got lots of 'em.

The trailer is up on IGN. Could be a could popcorn flick.

'Bout time.

How long did this take you?

I second Armageddon. I would also add: 50 First Dates Hitch Evolution

I didn't really enjoy the pacing of this episode. The ending seemed rushed. One second both kids are dying, the next they're both cured. House v. Hector and House's new cane were the high points for me.

Ok- is the thing a storyline from the comics? Because that part looks lame as hell.

Mean Girls.

Even if he does fuck it up, none of his money is guaranteed, so it's pretty low-risk for the Patriots. We can't all play with Rex.

The Crest Pro-Health mouthwash is stellar.

Thanks. I'll have to watch it to make sure, but I think I got it.

Sorry- what, exactly, was the finish?

No Kennedy?

Or just find better coverage of the draft. NFL Network > ESPN.

Flossing is way easier with this nifty little device:

Essentially how it works out is the Pats gave San Francisco the #28 pick in 2007 for a first rounder in 2008 and Randy Moss.

The difference in bullpens is amazing.

Count me among the skeptics at the beginning of the season who wondered why Cashman wouldn't pay Rivera. Now I know why.