Star Ocean 3

Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong. Chuck Norris makes onions cry. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once fingered four elephants... with his toes. Chuck Norris is the stork that delivers babies. Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts. If you knock three times on a wooden object and shout the name of Chuck Norris with a lisp on your voice, he will appear to you and personally kick your ass. And it will be better than any orgasm you will ever experience. At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist. Every story from every film Chuck Norris has been in has actually happened to him at some point in his life. The people he kills on screen really die. Chuck Norris once did a movie with Clint Eastwood, and there came a disagreement between the 2 stars. Chuck Norris bent Eastwood over a chair and raped him. Chuck Norris calls this "tough love". Jonathan Brandiss did not kill himself, Chuch Norris round house kicked him to deat after seeing Seaquest.

why don't they have ducktales

I thought they deliberately pick groups of certain demographics to survey.

Super Mario All Stars

Rescuers actually saved the birds.

Decap Attack Dynamite Headdy Rocket Knight Adventures

Showbiz Show is probably the best of them, though it's only once a week to Colbert's four. The movie parodies are spot on.

Import Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan! for DS if you like eccentric music games.

The Daily Show seems to be trying a lot of different correspondents. I use the word "different" loosely, because they can't seem to get someone who isn't a middle aged balding white guy or isn't Samantha Bee. But the only reason I watching The Daily Show this week is because it precedes the Colbert Reporrrr. There have been good moments to the show, but I don't see how he can do that four days a week. And he flubs his lines a lot. But The Word segment has been great every night so far. Carolla's show can be desolately bad. This last show with Dane Cook was good stuff, so the show is probably better with a guest throughtout the show. 1780's guy never gets old.

Best thread of the year (tie): http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...opic=70816&st=0 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=67079 Worst thread of the year: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=73530

i donated a ton of money to the tsunami victims today, then later i bought a large amount of coke almost doubling the amount i donated. i feel pretty low.

I accidentally gave my one-year-old nephew watered down vodka thinking it was water with ice in it.

I had a revelation- human behavior could be predicted with a complex enough mathematical formula. Emotional states are highly contagious and fluid, and when you introduce new variables into the equation, society- which can be thought of as the sum of all the slightly different personanlities out there acting with one another- is basically the immature and sometimes irrational collective unconsciousness, can change just like that. I can change the equation- every little bit counts