Star Ocean 3

I am embarrassed for all of you at the lack of replies. Just look at some of the genius presented in the previous link.

Nobody says "there are" anymore. "There's too many grandmas in the kitchen." "There's a lot books in my bathroom." These aren't correct sentences, people. News anchors and sportscasters completely misuse gerunds, as well.

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Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers Ducktales Any game that has Tiny Toons in it

Chun Li: My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces! Bison: I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it. Chun Li: You don't remember? Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday. Zangief: General Bison is a bad guy? If you know then why do you work for him? Dee Jay: Because he paid me a freakin fortune, Man! If you know what's good for you you'll save your own ass! Zangief: ...you got paid? Zangief: D.J. come on, the enemies of peace and freedom are at the walls! D.J.: Are you demented man? Bison is the enemy of peace and freedom. These people have come all over the world to stop him. Zangief: Bison's a bad guy? Guile: I'm gonna kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass SO HARD!....that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Cammy: Cammy here, are you all right? Colonel William F. Guile: Yes. I'm just half dead. Cammy: And Bison? Colonel William F. Guile: All dead.

"Hypnotize" is one of the worst songs I've heard.

Go see La Bohéme instead.

First it was Acoustic Christmas, but none of the bands actually did acoustic sets, except for Alanis Morissette, so they changed it.

Those wrestler "pick me" videos are awesome.

I just saw a different version of this, but at Ralph's. It had different flavors; corn on the cob, salmon pete, and some others I forgot. It was real Jones soda.

Did anyone notice The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad all had similar plots last night? Lisa hates Homer, Stewie hates Peter, Hayler hates Stan...

I'm gonna self-masturbate now.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Rocky and Bullwinkle The Simpsons I Love Lucy and an additional show to be named later

Chuck Norris ate an entire pizza with two hands tied behind his back. Then he regurgitated an exact copy of the country Italy. When Neil Armstrong uttered "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." on the moon in 1969, he failed to notice Chuck Norris sitting behind him in a lawnchair, a beer in hand, until Chuck Norris gave Armstrong a swift roundhouse kick to the face. Armstrong never returned. Chuck Norris once visited the great northwestern redwood forests and had his penis mistaken by a tour guide for a giant sequoia. Will Smith is merely a figment of Chuck Norris' imagination. The Titanic would not have sunk if Chuck Norris was on board. The government called upon Chuck Norris to destroy an asteroid the size of Texas. Chuck Norris rode on top of rocket with nothing but a fork and a cherry bomb. Needless to say the asteroid lost. When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was 10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Chuck Norris once hit someone so hard that he created a hole in the 5th dimension. He then went back in time through the hole and tried to save the dinosaurs from becoming extinct. He saved a few of the dinosaurs by carrying them on his back through the time portal. The dinosaurs he saved starred in all three of the Jurassic Park movies. Chuck Norris wrote the bible, as a joke to the world... but no one got it. The story of Paul Bunyan and his blue ox, is based on the true story of Chuck Norris and his throbing penis. Chuck Norris is in the Guinness Book of World Records for getting the most blow jobs in one day. 756. New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris and I were at a party, when the clock struck twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since. Chuck Norris had to go back in time and sleep with his own mother. Why? Because only the seed of Chuck Norris was able to make someone as perfect as Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' beard is actually made of Velcro. He uses it to trap low flying bats. Chuck Norris' left testicle is comprised entirely of beef jerky. Teriyaki style. When Chuck Norris has a good idea he kicks over a forklift carrying a pallet of light bulbs. Chuck Norris once saved a baby rolling into the street when the stroller got away from the baby's mom. Then he banged the mom and the baby.

WCW Revenge.

Chuck's beard doubles as an invisibility cloak, which he uses to sneak in to "R" rated movies. Chuck Norris has no gag reflex. The original ending, as suggested by Chuck Norris to George Lucas, to Return of the Jedi consisted of the Rebel Alliance finding Chuck Norris on the moon of Endor. The Rebel Alliance realized the power they had in front of them, and begged Chuck to help them defeat the Empire's Death Star. Chuck then jumped into space and roundhouse kicked the Death Star, which exploded in a fiery bang. In the last scenes, Leia left Han for Chuck, Chewbacca became Chuck's life-debt servant, and Luke decided to drop Jedi training and study under Chuck. The ending was never made because it was too awesome for George Lucas to comprehend. The word quadrillion was first implemented in a Harvard study to express the size of Chuck Norris's genitalia. No one has ever seen Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime together at the same time. Coincidence? When someone says,"I traded blows with Chuck Norris," what that really means is Chuck gave them a mean roundhouse to the face before making them suck his dick. Chuck Norris gave birth to Tony Little rectally. Chuck Norris adopted twenty Ethiopian children. He fed them and clothed them until they looked healthy. He didn't do this for the good of the people... he was hungry. Chuck Norris once ripped a man apart for calling his penis enormous. Everybody knows Chuck Norris' penis is gargantuan beyond mortal comprehension. Kevin Sorbo once passed Chuck Norris in the park and said, "Hey, nice beard" sarcastically. Chuck Norris became angry, and roundhouse kicked Sorbo in the face. Astonishingly, Sorbo got back up after such a mighty blow. This further angered Chuck Norris to the point where he ripped out Sorbo's jaw, sodomized him with an ice cream cone, and ate his flesh in front of many children. This event has been commemorated with a limited-edition dinner plate and later became the basis for the television show "Grace Under Fire". In 1995, Chuck Norris secretly wed his Walker, Texas Ranger costar, Clarence Gilyard Jr. Sadly, they divorced only 4 months later, after Clarence found Chuck in bed with an obviously very stoned Don Knotts. While pregnant with his firstborn child, Chuck Norris was in labor for 18 hours. Even as a bard with -200 strength and a stave, Chuck Norris still beat DM. Chuck Norris along with Macho Man Randy Savage were once runway bra models for Fredrick's of Hollywood. It has been recently recorded that a peragrin falcon can dive at speeds up to 250 kilometers per hour. This feat was accomplished as Chuck Norris dove past them at 300 kilometers per hour. Not only did Chuck Norris stop the tyranny of Rwanda with a series of "foot sweeps" and "Lunge punches", he also managed to feed the whole country with his beard. Chuck Norris eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast. That's right, he eats pieces of shit for breakfast. Like the new Jeep Hurricane, Chuck Norris can accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in 4.9 seconds, and can also an navigate an 86.7 degree slope when moving downward. Jesus was sent to die for the sins of man when it became apparent that his older brother, Chuck Norris, was incapable of dying. Chuck Norris created the television series "Frasier" when he was re-enacting a scene from Back to the Future. Chuck Norris proposed to his wife by spelling out "Will you marry me?" in semen. Needless to say, she said yes. Chuck Norris once claimed that Clear Pepsi, "was for queers." The following day, Pepsi pulled the product from shelves. Chuck Norris once inhaled a seagull.

The ghost in the Tower of London is not really a ghost, but Chuck Norris and his pet sloth. Chuck Norris actually kidnapped Osama Bin Laden on 9/12/2001 and has kept him in his basement ever since, continually beating him into unconsciousness and then nursing him back to health. He ordered George Bush to send the military into Iraq so that the protesters would drown out Osama's screams- he times his roundhouse kicks to Osama's ribs with Cindy Sheehan's rants since the sound is roughly the same. Chuck Norris then sent word to Saddam Hussein that Osama was getting boring and he would be coming to Iraq to get himself another bitch- Saddam killed his sons to protect them from Chuck and crawled into a spider hole to shoot himself when the gun jammed and the US military overheard his crying and captured him. Chuck Norris's poop is considered currency in a remote corner of Mongolia. Chuck Norris got sick of hearing Michael Jackson's hit song Thriller, so he gave hime a roundhouse kick to the balls. Micheal Jackson's voice became permantely high pitched; he lost all color pigments in his skin; and his nose fell off. Once Satan tried to jumpstart the end of the world. Chuck Norris, being very sleepy from being awesome, was very irritable and simply told Satan to go fuck himself and then dropkicked him back into hell. This event is sometimes called, "The Dropkick Felt Around the World." Ever heard of the saying, "you can't squeeze blood from a stone?" Chuck Norris hasn't. There's a reason for that. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is in no way responsible for the advent of the computer era. However, he did invent silicon after winning a bet with Thelonious Monk by eating nothing but sand for forty days. Chuck Norris' sperm cells are so big they can eat a small horse. Chuck Norris eats raw steaks and poops them out cooked well done. His urine makes for a flavorful steak sauce. Chuck Norris invented Jolt Cola after an extremely pleasuring experience with a one-eyed hooker with the same name in an attempt to recreate his orgasm in liquid form. Chuck Norris starts every morning by swallowing three Cambodian children whole, then drinking a barrel of lizard blood. He brushes his teeth with plasma and rinses with VX nerve agent. Chuck Norris does not bathe with soap or water. His body naturally sweats Mr. Clean.

He should've brought back the opera theme music.