Star Ocean 3

I couldn't beat Birdo in Super Mario 2. I got lost in Star Ocean because I couldn't read Japanese.

Welcome to Bazoogaville.

I'm starting to notice now the formula for the show, I guess because the novelty has sort of worn off. I'm starting to think there are too many random flashbacks. They seem like jokes that didn't fit anywhere else so they just have Peter say "this is worse than the time that I..." and then cut to something weird.

once i was too lazy to go take a piss in the bathroom so i pissed into an empty mountain dew bottle and later drank a mouth full by accident

My father tried to 'bathe' me when I was 12.

This must be the greatest album ever. Just listen to it. No, I can't explain it.

at school there's this kid who is the head nerd in a group of nerds who do nothing but sit in a circle at lunch and talk about video games. i'm a cheerleader, so it is my duty to make fun of him. i get really mean and vicious, and one time i think i made him cry, but he left to go to the bathroom before anyone could see him do so. i have big boobs and he has a crush on me. what he doesn't know is that i secretly love video games, and i secretly love him. sometimes after i pick on him and humiliate him, i go to the bathroom to masturbate. i want him to play video games in my room naked. i want him to yell hadoken when he fucks me hard. i want him to fist my asshole like e. honda.

This shirt is a gajillion times better.

He comes to me because he knows I have brains and experience. And understanding. And partially because he wants me. He talks about his girlfriend and how he can't stand her and her highschoolish drama queen ways. He even compares she and I, telling me all the different ways that I am better than her. But deep down he really loves her. The more he tells me, the more certain I am that his relationship is doomed. I've told him on a few occasions to find a new girl, but he refuses. I know what it is like, to believe you can change someone, to have so much hope in their potential, that the fact that they are slowly consuming you doesn't matter anymore. I know that if I turned on the charm, I could steal him away from her. And he'd be so much happier with me. But I really can't see myself with him. There would be no point in doing it. Even if I did flat out tell him it's all going to end, he wouldn't believe me. ... I give it another 3 months.

my ex boyfriend raped me while i was pretending to be passed out drunk. he lied and said nothing happened. why does the fact that he knows and i know what he did turn me on so much? i want it to happen again. i purposly get drunk and 'pass out' whenever we go out now.

It's pretty decent. The lime is a little subtle at first but it's there. I've yet to try Coke with Lime to compare them.

I think my home answering machine is broken or alive or something, because suddenly nobody who calls understands what to do. It's just the default message that comes with the machine, "leave a message after the tone," but I'm getting all these messages with people saying hello or asking for somebody as if someone actually answered the phone. What? Can people not tell the difference between the answering machine voice and a live person? Is the traditional away message confusing? And this just started happening very suddenly.

I get turned on when girls beat me at video games

I want a chick with no teeth to give me head.

Yeah, if you have no idea where to go.

http://img155.echo.cx/my.php?image=pizzapizza3ed.gif But I refuse to eat at Pizza Hut because they opened right across from this excellent mom n pop place.

The only reason that happened is because Death twisted his ankle.

I hate my job. I hate the coworkersthat I claim are my friends and they are not. I hate the way it smells here. I hate how dirty it is. I hate my boss the most. I hate how she gives everyone else compliments and gifts and not me. I hate the way she makes me feel like I am in Kindergarten. I hate the way that all of the people that she treats well comment on the fact that she treats me like shit but still kiss her ass. I hate the fact that I do not have money even though I slave for this hell hole. My boss really hurts my feelings and makes me feel worthless but I will never admit it anywhere but here. I hate the private school that my son went to. I hope they all die. I hate people that make me and my family look bad. I hate people that think I look mean and then treat me like shit even though I am a nice person. I hate the fact that my dad did not pay for a fucking dime for my wedding but took advantage of the open bar. I hate people that are pregnant because I am jealous. I hate my mother in law. I hate George Bush. I love ranting on the things that I hate. I hate the fact that my husband brought all of his debt into our marriage. I hate pap smears. I think "civil unions" are gay (no pun intended. I think Karamo on the real world is the finest thing i have ever seen (but he's gay)I think people that "try to have children" don't deserve any. And for the record, I will never be these people that work here, I will never be as organized, as creative, as responsive, or as perfect. But I am a person nonetheless. So fuck you and your non-profit bullshit. Eat a dick.

They usually give out free doughnuts here anyway.

Just bring back the Food Folder already.