Lord of The Curry

It's definitely the White House. I don't think there's anything more "high value and high impact" in the States then that. I really liked last night. Jack freaking out at Rene, then the comfort, then "If you ever pull a weapon on me you better intend to use it" was great. Jack pulling a gun on the paramedic had me laughing my ass off. Man just doesn't give a fuck. And man, with the tension between the two at a fever pitch Jack and Rene will be having some HEATED sex if the two ever hook up.

How faggy.

I dunno if I'm in the minority here but I was really disappointed to see Daphne alive.

"I'm On a Boat" is better then anything on 808's. Had to be said.

So is it the role of a "prophet" on this show to predict a city blowing up?

Bacon's too expensive. I refuse to eat the cheap stuff/chicken or turkey bacon. I can get 200 grams of deli-smoked black forest ham for half of what cheap quality bacon would cost. And no, I don't forget the hot sauce.

Then that bitch best drop trou soon.

I hope we get to see April naked soon because I can see this show not lasting long. Any info on how it's doing, ratings-wise?

I'm gonna take a picture of my abs and post it in here for moviation.

Hawk's point was that even though Koscheck took Diego down it took Diego no time flat to sweep and get Koscheck's back which forced Koscheck to keep the fight standing and jab away at Diego for another 10 minutes because he knew he'd get taken out if they went back to the mat.

No, I think Edgar would beat Diego too. Not a dominating victory but he's got the tools to win for sure.

"It was the egg rolls, not the ecstasy alright?" Man, Katy Mixon is a hundred different kinds of cute. Ferrell was okay in the cameo but unneeded.

I have been making fried egg and ham sandwiches on toasted whole wheat for breakfast for about a week now and am totally addicted.

Yeah, if tonight doesn't deliver this show is in trouble. Noah, IMO is the most intriguing character on the show and probably their best actor too so if he can't pull off something good I'll be concerned for the future.

It can't be any worse then what Czech has brought so far.

God, who started this one? I've never understood it. I like all sorts of popular things, but not big-budget movies based on comic books, because I never got into comic books. You guys are fuckin' retarded. You don't know me. You don't know me. If I can't riff on some guy who's been obsessed with the portrayal of a comic book character for the better part of a year essentially saying "don't worry guys, we did it!", then I don't know what I can riff on. This board's gotten softer than a microwaved marshmallow, man. I don't know what happens. Nobody's interests and sensibilities are allowed to be touched any longer. Fuckin' tender is what you guys are. People bust my balls in the music folder all the time for bands I like (The Smiths, Radiohead) and bands I'm purported to like (anything indie, which is false), and I pretty much take it in stride without demanding that Sensei John Kreese stops posting in this folder. This is just a room full of clapping seals and dripping cunts. Perhaps if you'd chosen a better route then your usual smarm to rag on Heath people would be more inclined to deal with or, at the very least look the other way.

Penn's verbal blowjob of Rourke was kinda pathetic to watch but I respect what he said about the people protesting very attractive in a way that I can't explain marriage outside. The line about their grandchildren having to live with the shame of what they did was particularly good.

<------ Always will

Where exactly is Guida highly ranked? I mean, I love the dude but his last two victories have essentially been out-wrestling and out-working opponents via better cardio. I doubt Guida would make anybody's top fifteen, maybe lower ends of the top twenty.

"I am Wolverine" The show went downhill from there. For reals.

Indian Actress I'd Break My Dick Off In - Freida Pinto This is really the only award that matters.

Dude, what the fuck happened to "I'm quitting NHB"? This is the last time the MMA homies defend you because you're on track to get banned again. Don't think you aren't on Agent's shit-list.

I'm sure Diego will improve in his next fight but at this point I still say that Sherk, Florian and Penn handle him easily and he struggles with guys like Maynard or Griffin.

"Who the fuck is Tyler Perry?"- White people everywhere, after seeing his movie make a ton of money and debut at #1 (again).

I get it now.