Lord of The Curry

TEST?

Tanner vs Horn has "Decison" written all over it, hopefully both are motivated by the fact that they're both on the end of a 3-fight deal and neither can afford to lose. Ok, Tanner can't afford to lose.

Did you have a point?

Unless Benoit is intentionally trying to be goofy, he isn't. Angle, at his most serious comes off like a kid with downs syndrome.

Ok, so bob barron is in this thread right now. Watch MMA, bob.

I think Lei did it just so he can find a reason to post in here again.

Your first problem is that you expect Chris Benoit to be like the aforementioned wrestlers. He's not. Oh, and Benoit's mic skills smoke Angles.

Only a month away from what might be Tim Sylvia's most embarrasing MMA moment yet. Broken arms.....popped heel........shitty pants. It all comes down to this, big guy. When: Saturday April 15th Where: The Pond, Anaheim, CA. UFC Heayweight Championship: Tim Sylvia vs Andrei Arlovski Tito Ortiz vs Forrest Griffin David Terrell vs Scott Smith Evan Tanner vs Jeremy Horn Drew Fickett vs Thiago Alves Sean Sherk vs Nick Diaz (unconfirmed by UFC) Karo Parysian vs Nick Thompson (unconfirmed by UFC) Saying "I'm fucking hyped" for a UFC show recently is getting kinda tired but I'm not sure if it rings more true for this one. The fights look solid but I think the crowd heat is what's going to make this one special.

Makes me wonder if they were planning on doing a Scientology II episode and that's where Hayes decided to pack it in. The quote Stone throws down on Hayes having a different standard for his own religion is great.

Lei Tong rockin' the mysterious comments. Elab on the Sherk story.

Wow, peoples expectations were stupidly high for RVD/Shelton. I thought it was perefectly acceptable but nothing out of the ordinary. Hopefully when they're actually "feuding" instead of just being used for MITB buildup we can see what they really have to offer. The one-jump suplex off the top rope was tits. And I fucking LOVED the interations between King and Flair on commentary. Sue me.

JUNGLE KICK~!

It's kinda weird how the UFC is poised to explode and that all could be fucked up because of something as simple as not paying the fighters enough. I mean, I know guys like Stout and Hominick are low on the totem pole but after travel and expenses they probably came out of the show barely even. As much as I loves me some GSP him making more then Franklin is completely retarded.

I thought we were all marks?

I nominate "The worst nicknames in all of sports"

Nice pickup. A lot of people still think the 'him' that Des is referring to is his replacement but that opens up a few doors.

I got my Shield perps confused and actually yelled out "Cuddler Rapist Represent!" at the beggining of the episode. Wrong rapist. - Bobby with the conducters hat was gold - This episode made me remember how much I hate Janice - I was actually surprised that Gene offed himself, I was expecting a sub-plot to the season being his wife getting all Lady Macbeth in his ear talking about killing Tony - Wonder why they're bringing Pussy's wife back into the mix after this long? - Killer ending. Junior's almost completely lost it.

From what I've heard (and hopefully some OVW watchers can confirm this) is that Puder was fairly over down there w/ Heyman booking him as a badass and using a Kimura (an MMA submission) as a finisher. Hit up YouTube and watch the Angle/Puder incident, the UFC chants were solid, bordering on fairly loud at times.

TNT Kid?

Final Card Main Event: Keith Jardine vs Stephan Bonnar Rashad Evans vs Sam Hoger Josh Neer vs Joe Stevenson Jason von Flue vs Luke Cummo Brad Imes vs Gabriel Gonzaga Chael Sonnen vs Trevor Prangley Chris Leben vs Luigi Fioravanti Josh Koscheck vs Ansar Chalangov Josh Burkman vs Jon Fitch

The Toronto Star had a huge article on the return tonight complete w/ odds on who's getting whacked this season. Christopher was the leading candidate w/ 6-1. Janice and Bobby B had 11-1 and Paulie was 13-1. Oddly enough, Tony was the least likely with 75-1 odds.

Benoit, JBL, Taker and Kid Kash- V.E.T's It's up to you to figure out what it stands for.

Daniel Puder of Tough Enough made his return to Mixed Martial Arts Friday night in California in front of a crowd of 18,265. "Daniel Puder choked out Jesse Fujarcyk immediately. Unreal reaction. Biggest of the night, by far, as in Rock and Austin level. WWE blew it. Unbelievable charisma coming to the ring. Beat the living hell out of the guy. Official time was 1:54."- Alvarez, WO.com Eat a dick, Vince. MMA legalization won't help you one bit.

Czech pulls out the GH and Joe ref. Fucking fab.

Funny, me and Rudo were discussing it tonight. I'll have to look into it.