Lord of The Curry

Canadians get that a lot.

Tomato soup? People confusing me for Rudo had a shelf life of about two weeks.

Plus, you're all champs in my eyes anyways.

Seeing Bijou get caught up in a Barrio Sandwich between two latino's is easily the best part of Havoc, next to Ms. Hathaway's fabulous tirts and arse.

This is some amateur shit right here. None of it even has Funaki as a scientist from the future.

Who's got the better post-fight celebration dance? Pe De Pano's backwards running kneelifts OR Ivan Salaverry's lethal cartwheel and kisses combo?

I'm not sure what he deserved to die for more, capping the cop or being an ICP fan.

One of the hugest positives in this show of fucking awesome positives is that they managed to do something no PPV in the past has done and that's showcase some viable new blood in the heayweight division. Vera, Pe De Pano, Monson and even Aldana are guys to build up. After Arlovski murders Sylvia we'll need some fresh meat.

Randy looks uber-stoned.

Holy God my voice sounds a fuck of a lot higher 'cause of this shitty radio. Adam, in the future I'd request a Barry White-esque voice filter.

I actually harbour a secret crush on young 'Home. I was just hoping he'd notice me more this way.

The only wrestling shirt I'd ever rock in public is the Catcus Jack "Wanted: Dead or Alive".

This will definetly be an HBO/FX-heavy thread. Dutch choking the kitty definetly is up there. The dull thud of the cat hitting the ground and then fade to black.

The Shield, Season Two. Vic Mackey's been shot and the guy who pulled the trigger is on the loose. Vic tells Shane and the rest of the Strike Team to find the guy. They go to the mans house but only find his girlfriend, packing a suitcase that they presume is for their suspect. Girlfriend acts like a giant cunt to Shane. Big, big mistake. Shane tricks Ronnie and Lem into leaving the room and locks the door behind him. He then proceeds to hold the girlfriend down, strip her and threaten to rape her right then and there if she doesn't give her man up. After dropping the line "Why don't I just let my dick do the talking?" she gives up and dimes the guy. And does Shane just leave her alone? No. He tells her that she doesn't know what she's missing and blows her a kiss before he departs. Goddamn, did my love for Det. Shane Vendrell grow after that moment. What horrifiying/disturbing/fucked up moments in TV do you love even though you're probably not supposed to?

I still think Marquadt/Salaverry was just as bad as Jordan/Gonzaga, if not worse given the circumstances. Jordan/Gonzaga was just two guys not fighting well at all. Marquadt/Salaverry was two guys who didn't have to balls to fight to win.

Let is also be said that for 48 Ruth-Marie looks damn good.

The only difference being that Cena actually gets a main event reaction. Edge has yet to achieve this, including his title win.

That guy is my hero.

Considering in the preview we heard one of the women saying "Shane wants to quit" I'd imagine they do something in the vein of switching up the tribes next week.

GOOD - Danielle. Every single inch of her. Playboy is waiting for her elimination with baited breath. - The NASA and Air Force guys bonding. I laughed my ass off at the "I will never lie to you" moment. - Samurai Chop! - The "Exile Island" concept is cool and I'm waiting to see who'll find the immunity idol and what they'll do once they find it. - The 4 tribes thing is different but damn did it ever expose the young guys as a bunch of fuck-ups. BAD - Tina's sob story. Was she looking for a fucking medal? - Who the fuck draws a heart around a dead turtle? Courtney is the first to go from the young women tribe. - Older women making quite possibly the dumbest vote-out in the history of the show.

Just because the movie calls itself "A Romantic Comedy With Zombies" doesn't make it so. It's pretty much a straight-up Comedy/Horror flick with a weak romantic sideplot.

Vince should take this oppurtunity to move Kid Kash to RAW and cast him as a seedy owner of a Rub and Tug who gets physical with his ladies when they won't get physical with the customers.

I'm not sure if I'm the person to tell the story/stories but there's many-an-account from fighters who'll tell you that Chucks thumb landing in their eye was no accident.

Why in the world would WWE put a match online that shows your current World Champ getting pinnned cleanly by Billy fucking Kidman?

Borne is the thread MVP for the "off the grave" comment.