Lord of The Curry

Regal should leave for a few weeks and come back accompanied by a drunken cadre of carnies that he brought over from Blackpool. Then they punch everybody on Raw right in the face and nobody does a damn thing about it because they're carnies.........drunken carnies, that is. Regal and Finlay should SO teach Eugene how to beat the shit out of people.

The real Scuba Steve is infinetley cooler then you.

They're throwing away a potentially great angle tonight by making that tag match. They should've just outright booked Cade vs Eugene for Bad Blood and make the stip that if Cade wins then Eugene can never wrestle again but if Eugene wins then Regal gets reactivated to the full-time roster. Eugene goes over and the Regal face turn is complete. Of course, they could still do that after tonight but it kinda takes away from the whole thing if Regal has already wrestled.

CWM Banky Rudo Kahran Paragon Ripper BPS Edwin AoO Kotz Curry IDRM Thumbtack AndrewTS treble kkk

Interesting Note: The true "Haas of Pain" move is actually the Brock Lock. He won his tag match w/ it in a dark match when SD came to T.O in Oct '02 (where me and Rudo marked out like bitches for Angle/Benoit vs Los G's). I only remember that because the move was fucking sick and it popped the crowd pretty big for a dark match. Not to mention that when Team Angle debuted and murdered Benoit he made Benoit tap to it and Tazz called it The Haas of Pain. They totally didn't capitalize on the fact that Haas made Benoit tap. The current Hass of Pain resembles The Laso From El Paso.

I'm dissapointed, Chev. I was looking forward to a story chock-full of hilarity regarding your almost-certain firing.

How in Gods name is an internet debate going to ruin your chance of nailing a white chick?

Since when did saying "Sweet" become a white people thing?

Indie.

Well, I'm a vegetarian so I'd have to say.......... Grilled t-bone steak, mashed potatoes, sauteed mushrooms, broccoli w/ cheese sauce and apple pie for dessert. I may be a vegetarian but I'm not stupid. *Realizes he set himself up for jokes* *Waits*

The forces of evil............duh.

I always thought it was Destro. Can't trust guys with metallic noggins --- and A LOT of the terrorists DO cover up their faces... -=Mike Anybody want to place bets that it was Crazy Legs that had something to do with that shooting at the "wedding"? That Crazy Legs.......so.........ya know.....crazy. Forget Rumsefeld, I think we know who to turn to in this time of crisis......

I hear that King Cobra is actually the one behind all the Islamic uprisings in Iraq.

So he volunteered to serve in the army to fight a war he doesn't belive in?

No, Benoit will he champ until SummerSlam when he jobs to HHH.

I'm w/ Goodear on this one. Christian is miles away in terms of the in-ring skills nescessary to carry a World Title Match and he isn't established enough to make a World Title Feud interesting. I think that if he showed more depth in his matches (like at Mania against Jericho) then maybe it could work but his current character is viewed as an annoying little bitch, not a potentially dangerous heel title contender.

Yeah, before the ice came along he was just plain vanilla.

He should've went off a rant claiming that kids today don't know what the jazz is all about.

"TestSuck" is more fitting.

Curry and Dragon wouldn't fall under the Working Relationship Deal methinks because the two aren't NJPW exclusive. That's not to say that I wouldn't want it. Benoit vs Dragon is something I've dreamed about for a long, long time.

Could be. I've heard serious talk that it actually is a gimmick, though. I doubt it simply because all it takes is one photo and you're screwed.

Is he trying to insinuate that the xXx thing is a gimmick? Other then that, great read.

So is Ronnie Van Dugan a crackhead?

He looks like Dr. Phil? Christ almighty.

It should be somebody that could tag up with Orton. HHH is obviously playing Flair, Batista should be the enforcer, they need a solid young guy to team up with Orton and get Flair to manage them.