Lord of The Curry

After seeing Scott displays his debate skillz against Nowinski back in the day I say they bring him in as Bradshaws "Political Advisor" or dress him up in a black suit and says he's JBL Secret Service.

IDRM- Don't forget to bring a "These colours don't run" shirt with you. During my FL vacation I spotted about 30 of them during one day at Sea World. You Americans do love your crappy shirts.

If I were Paul London right now I'd ask for a buy-out of my contract because if this doesn't prove that they'll never use him, nothing does.

That's because this angle is entirely devoid of it.

Don't forget to rinse your mouth out with salt water, AoO, it helps stave off infection. But I'm sure you'll find a much more hilarious remedy then salt water to kill the germs swimming in your mouth.

*Pictures IDRM walking around Europe with a goblet and medallion* OKAYYYYYYYY! YEAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! You'd be better of saying you're Canadian. Though I've heard that Lil Jon is to The Netherlands what David Hasselhoff is to Germany.

Remember kids, NHL hockey, CSI, Friends and Survivor are all playing at assorted times on Thursday. There is hope for good TV.

While we're on the subject of Asians mysteriously dissapearing from WWE, whatever happened to the girl that was referred to as TAKA's "girlfriend" from Kaientei's EVIL days? I recall seeing her appear on TV a few times though never saying anything or being involved in angles.

I'm calling Regal and Eugene vs La Res getting added to the PPV after the Conway/Eugene encounter next week.

It really sucks that we don't get Peanut Butter Crunch here in Canada because that was all I ate for breakfast during my five days in Florida.

This whole Tomko thing makes me wonder if in fact it's Jericho who will be getting the shot at Bad Blood. Traditional booking style says that "Heel brings in bodyguard to take out face, face must take out bodyguard before he gets to heel" and Jericho hasn't taken out Tomko yet. Bischoff says that the cage match will decide things once and for all, I say not likely. Also, where do the tag titles fit into all of this? Because from what I can see there are no current angles for them to do involving Canadian Violence 2.0

Just had come good old fashioned Cap'n Crunch for breakfast. *Checks time* 1:30?! Jesus Christ I'm lazy.......

No, see page 17 of the RAW thread for my fantasty-booking idea (which is pretty solid, I might add). But if you're lazy, to dumb it down. HHH vs Michaels on RAW in two weeks for a shot at the #1 Contendership. Michaels goes over. Benoit vs Michaels at Bad Blood. Benoit over clean. HHH vs Benoit at SummerSlam. I'd rather see Benoit vs Michaels in the Main Event proving his worth as a champion then most likely being thrown into either a rushed title shot program w/ either Christian or Jericho (as they're the only ones I can see challenging him) or doing a tag title defense with Edge against (likely) Flair and Batista. A Benoit/Michaels rematch would still be better then the usual HHH/Michaels bloodbath, even though I don't doubt that the HIAC match will be decent. If they feel like making things interesting, have Bischoff come out and announce at the beggining of RAW next week that the Xian vs Jericho Cage Match is also for a shot at the title at Bad Blood, which makes sense considering that both men have challenged the champion for a title shot in previous weeks. Jericho goes over, of course.

Depending on what happens I'll reserve bitching, but I will say that not having the title be the focus of the PPV = bad.

I agree. The bar in my plaza (which, don't get me wrong, is a fucking dive) has great, old-fashioned fattening bar food. They have nachos on lockdown.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! That's swanktastic.

Those crazy Germans. What'll they do next?

Noble/Mysterio gets my nod for this week. - Rey's Tilt-A-Whirl armbar - Rey's split legged moonsault - Rey kicking and kneeing the fuck out of Noble's chest - Noble chanelling American Dragon with the arm-wringer kick - Noble tossing some sweet punches and lariats. - Noble catching Rey on a slingshot into the ring and Northern Lights suplexing him The psych was a bit disjointed but worked for what it was and the crowd was into it. Even the prescence of Bill Demott and Josh Matthews didn't take this down (that much).

Trophies for everybody. Except for Nebulon. Nobody likes his style. The Czech gets a picnic basket with wine and a baugette for using The Smiths in his sig.

Trophy for Rudo. Post of the fuckin day.

I know Steiner was really good in tags and had some killer singles matches but come on. Better then Benoit and Hart? That's laughable.

What? Explain yourself. Seconded. Angle can't touch Benoit on all fronts (including promo's.) Yeah, I said it. Fuck, Jericho cuts better promo's then Angle too.

Dinner be comin' up, Licks Veggie Burgers w/ baked potatoe and cesar salad with brownie cake for desert . Fuckin a.

Unfortunately, the type of heat that Steph garners isn't "Eddy Guerrero WCW 1997" heat, it's "We fucking legit hate you and don't want to see you" heat.

Good match, but I think I liked Knoble/London from a couple months ago a bit more. This is the kind of stuff they should be putting on SD, rather than burying it on Velocity. Oh Spiff, you nut. Smackdown is where the deserving stars like Bradshaw, Billy Gunn and Mark Jindrak go. I still regret not seeing Noble/London.