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Ok, scrap that. Derek Luke is BACK in contention. Nick Cannon is too........um........what's the word? Shitty. Yeah, that's the word. Too shitty.

Too old. He's in high school. I suggested Derek Luke but he's also too old.

Just to keep things in somewhat order, let's go over our (potential) cast so far The James Centre Crew aka J2C Reginald Veljohnson as Tyron James ? as Remmy James Alfonso Ribera as Robert James Morris Chestnut as The Dark Prince Tiny Lister as Grave Filler Alfre Woodward as Winnifred Jenkins (I casted that one on the fly) The Devil's Army Edward James Olmos as Diablo Santos ? as Julia Santos Michelle Rodriguez as Lola ? as Rosa Santos Danny Trejo as El Caducar Demonio Alternate Casting Russian Mafia Asian Mafia FBI/Cops I think right now it's best to not get too ahead of ourselves and concentrate on Season 1 and the James vs Diablo feud.

That's a good idea Zack but if you're gonna do it, do it in a seperate thread. Things are already getting confusing in here as it is.

Your idea includes muthafuckin Richard Dean Anderson so I'm cool with it. A nonpartisan third party would work really well. The feds would always be trying to infiltrate both crews, seeing who will cut a deal, give info etc...

I figured that Rico/Haas would've jobbed the titles to the Dudleyz so they could feud with RVD and Rey. Which would be a pretty good way to turn RVD. Give RVD/Rey a non-title victory over the Dudleyz setting up a match at GAB where RVD turns on Rey. I don't care why, just turn him because the payoff is the Eddy/RVD feud. RVD and The Dudleyz kick the shit out of Rey as a message to Eddy. Of course, Rob's motivation for the turn could be that when Eddy smacked everybody in that ring (including RVD) with a chair the only person who escaped his wrath was Rey and for that, Rey must be punished. Get Heyman back to mangage them full-time and a bodyguard/enforcer (which Rhyno would 've been perfect for) and you've got a solid main event heel stable. Even thought The Dudleyz suck and RVD is basically paint-by-numbers in his matches, it would give SD some much-needed credibility in terms of heels.

NO! It must be Carl! Nobody else will do. Didn't you see him getting all angry and dramatic in Die Hard? He can work that character well enough. Dutton would be a good character to bring in, though. Maybe somebody from Tyrons past.

Rico/Haas vs The Bashams? Jesus Malibu, do you intentionally want this PPV to bomb? I mean, it probably doesn't need your help, but still.......

I think that Season One should end off with the death of TDP at the hands of Demonio. I was trying to think of a good way to connect the death of Grave Filler and the subsequent showdown between TDP and Demonio. Season Finale: " Demonio Noche" (Demon Night) The episode mainly revolves around Lola and TDP and whether or not TDP is going to make his move and try to take out Tyron. He realizes that there is no hope in doing so unless he can first convince Grave Filler to get on his side. Him and GF have a conversation in which TDP tiptoes around the issue of taking out Diablo once and for all and taking over his territory. GF considers it but then says that Tyron makes the decisons and that nothing will be done without his orders. It becomes clear to TDP that Grave Filler needs to be taken out of the picture if he is to become the Capo of the James Family Business. Lola and TDP meet to dicuss the strong possbility that they'll have to take out Grave Filler. Lola then comes up with the perfect idea. They will kill Grave Filler and frame El Caducar Demonio. The Dark Prince then gets an even better idea. Later that night Remmy and Julia will be going on a date and they will be trailed (in secret) by Lola and Grave Filler, respectively. TDP suggests that they kill Remmy AND Grave Filler, a move that would surely push Tyron over the edge. Lola agrees. The secret motive behind this is that all throughout the season The Dark Prince would be planting seeds in Roberts head, convincing him that Tyron likes Remmy and best and so forth. With Remmy out of the picture Robert would be easy pickings for The Dark Prince and his suggestive ways. I don't know how the actual killing scene goes down or what happens but that's what I've got so far.

Some add-ons....... Tiny Lister as Grave Filler, Tyron's bodyguard-for-hire. Grave and Tryon have a history, as when they both were childhood friends they made a pact to each other that if either of them got rich they would help the other out. Tyron made good on his promise when he blackmailed a local client who just happened to be the District Attorney and ended up springing Grave from jail. Because of this, Grave is fiercely loyal to Tyron. Danny Trejo as El Caducar Demonio aka "The Fallen Demon." Demonio represents the last line of defense for Diablo in his war against Tyron James and his crew. After Diablos wife was given AIDS by the dirty syringe sent by Tyron, Diablo placed a call to a friend in the Mexican Army and soon enough after Demonio showed up.

Can Dames be nominated? Cause if so I'll toss his name in.

Well. It's official. Seeing Keith and Depp on-screen at the same time is already worth the price of admission.

Knowing Rock's tendancy to oversell the shit out of moves he'd probably take the 619 by doing a triple backflip out of the ring and finish it off by knocking himself out cold on the ring bell. Which, by the way, I would mark the fuck out for if it happened.

Cher? Wow.......of all the impressions you could've said I did not see that one coming.

The fights(s) between Ness and Fred were SO the best moments of the show. Ness choking Fred out with the front guillotine was fucking marvelous.

1. Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King 2. Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring 3. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 4. Platoon 5. Braveheart 6. Forrest Gump 7. The Sweet Hereafter 8. The Pianist 9. Big Fish 10. The Royal Tennanbaums 11. Reservoir Dogs 12. Spirited Away 13. Princess Mononoke 14. American Beauty 15. The Shawshank Redemption 16. Jerry Maguire 17. Vanilla Sky 18. Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers 19. Lost in Translation 20. The Thin Red Line

D+ for Noble? What the flying fuck? Noble is the only good thing on Velocity and was fucking fantabulous against Rey two weeks back. Maybe the best guy in the fed in terms of moveset (and this is coming from a huge Chris Benoit fan).

Any folder, any thread that is started by either -ib- or gearhead should become grounds for automatic deletion.

The Cena shirt is cute but for God's sake, camo?! Nobody wears camo anymore. It would've looked better if it had just been white lettering on a black shirt. The camo design kinda ruins it for me.

I figured TNA fans hated moronic comments that didn't have anything to do with the thread at hand.

Cena is one of the few (and I do mean few) people on Smackdown that are actually over, even if he is the biggest crowd whore. He's not going anywhere.

You do realise that your friends don't like you, right? I wasn't aware of such information. More curious is the fact that you somehow seem to know my friends. Have you been secretley inflitrating my life or something?

What's the word I'm looking for to describe this post? Oh yeah, there it is: Fluff. This would be better suited off in HD.

Obviously you can only base what you're saying here on personal expirience, but yeah, what are you better then anybody else at? A few things off the top of my head: - Regardless of how I come across on this board I think if the majority of my friends were asked "Who's the funniest person you know?" they'd point in my direction. - The best Gollum impression this side of Andy Serkis. - I can murk anybody who steps up in a game of Tony Hawk 2 for N64. YOU?

Eddy will retain regardless of the outcome of the match and the PPV because until Angle gets healthy (which won't be until after the neck surgery) there is nobody outside of Undertaker that can be seen as a legit challenger to Eddy's title. So expect to see Undertaker beating Eddy for the title very soon.