Lord of The Curry

People are acting like this loss to Undertaker will hurt Booker T's career in a big way. *Flashback to Curry watching WrestleMania 19* Curry: Pedigree! Booker's gonna kick out! Man, HHH is taking a long-ass time to cover him. Draw out the heat, that's what he's doing. Cover! 1...........2...............3?! Oh Booker is FUCKED. I stand by what I said then.

Teddy Hart is the obvious fuckin choice. That kid is hotter then hot at the moment and all the ROH fanboys would joygasm in fear. Plus he buys you a kitten if you want it. And you can't fuck with THE PANTS. And he can flippity flip like a motherfucker.

Attention any Canadians who live near a Sobeys and likes salsa: Their produce dept.'s "Garden Fresh" salsa will change the way you view life. It's that good. Soooooooo good.

I as well didn't get to voice any opinion on the Coey thread before it was closed, so here goes: Why exactly did Jay and BPS get scolded from Tom? They ought to be ashamed of themseleves? Ease up, Doc. It's the fuckin internet. You acted as this were an actual family unit and Jay and BPS made some kinda grievous error by voicing their true feelings.

You should've asked him if those were real tears on their faces when Becky the Duck died. Because I think they were.

Lakai Skateboarding Shoes, Marc Johnson II Pro Model.

Cena has wrestling ability? Are we speaking outside the confines of his match against Benoit? Because that's the only time he has been made to look legit in the ring. "Loveable face" aka Biggest Crowd Whore in the fed.

I was just on Aint It Cool News reading Moriarty's review of the script from Sept of 2003 and apparently Mike is as close to dead on as you can get with the ending. Keep in mind this is September of 2003 we're talking but........ Joaquin Phenoix's character makes it out of the woods, only to encounter a pickup truck whose driver looks at him and says "Stupid fuckin' white people." I am not making that up but if it's the ending, God help us because the theatres will have riots on their hands.

I could see Cena getting a title run soon. That's supposing that his match against Dupree won't brutally expose him. Which it will.

*Runs off to try his white-chocolate macadamia cookies dipped in chocolate milk* Good call, OSW.

I can't see them being a nescessary rite of passage because not everybody needs to get them removed, so I'm going with vestigial nuisance.

No Son of Mine or In The Air Tonight.

That's actually a really good theory you came up with, Mike. Never thought of it and I've known about this movie for a while. Raza- I don't think I've heard anything about people dying when they leave the village. Just something to the effect that the humans have had a deal with the beasts that live in the forrest and that something has happened that has spoiled the deal and now they have to deal with the consequences.

So, what did everybody have for breakfast today? I myself was all about The Count Chocula goodness.

Yeah, I noticed the butter pecan syrup too. I also dig the fact that your iced tea comes unsweetened, as I prefer it that way.

As a Canadian I am damn jealous of you Yanks. I was in Florida for five days earlier this week and it was some goooooood eatin' down there. I ate at IHOP and had chocolate chip pancakes which rocked ass. I had hershey puddin' pops. I had peanut butter crunch. Curse you and your abundance of good food, specifically cereals.

So yeah. We don't have a folder anymore so this is YOUR thread to come to and talk about the new deliciousness in your life. I just had some macadamia-nut white chocolate chip cookies. Yeah. That's right. Discuss the food.

You're just jealous because he has a cool name like Paul London and yours is JMTapes.

Eddy/RVD would be good enough match-wise but I can't see them doing anything to build for the show. Eddy isn't good at promo's. RVD is death on the mic. Unless they boil it down to "RVD wants to be the champ" (which they won't) the feud will probably be sub-par. Having said that, it's probably the best thing they can do with Eddy right now, unless they turn Undertaker.

Spiff wins the award for best avatar and custom title at the moment.

The inclusion of The Bashams and Jindrak kill any chance this stable has of getting over. Seriously, can you get more vanilla?

I was actually thinking the exact opposite. Orton, Batista and Flair turn on HHH and lay him out with Orton taking over leadership duties of Evolution, which allows HHH to go off and make movies.

Edge has yet to graduate to "carrier". And a Michaels feud isn't a good place to start. Having said that, they'll probably put him in a feud w/ Flair to give Edge a "rub" which means "dick" and "all". Any kind of worth Flair had went out the window when he jobbed to Rico clean.

Edge vs Michaels in the Weakest Offense of All Time Feud? I think not. I say HHH runs DQ in the Title Match next week, setting up HHH vs HBK for a shot at the title @ Bad Blood. I'm semi-psyched on Orton/Benjy, though. This will be Benjamins first real test and his first real feud. I've got faith in him, but not so much faith in Orton. On a side note, it made my heart sad to see Harley Race throw that pussy-ass punch last night. The Harley race I know would've punched Randy right in the nose and then made the lil bitch beg for more. And Randy would because it's Harley fuckin Race.

Then it's a good fucking thing you're not booking RAW. Having said that, I like Batista. I'm not gonna let him drip down my chin like some, but I dig him. He gets swank height on his powerbomb, dresses like you want to and is way better on the mic then people give him credit for. The true test will be when Evolution disbands and whether or not he can make it on his own. And the whole "veiny chest" thing is kinda freakish.