Lord of The Curry

*Marks for the Dave Chapelle love* Though 43 seems a bit high, I'm happy. *Goes off to watch The Player Haters Ball in celebration*

Ya know what? That's a really fucking good idea. Kudos. Too bad it's not ever going to be realized. Though I do like the idea of Charlie wrestling for Kurt. Kinda like when Team Angle carried around that portrait of Kurt everywhere.

I hate him more for spitting on me at an autograph signing than I do for his ring work, which was usually superb. Literally? Christ, what did you do? Tell him that Owen deserved it?

Now we can hear Chris Rock make unfunny jokes about white people in Miami, baby~!

I'm so disillusioned. The majority of Canadian fans I've met hate Shawn Michaels with a passion. *Looks down at hands. Looks up at the sky.* Has the world gone topsy-turvy?

That's silly. Canadians can't hate Bret Hart. It's in our blood. I'm sincerely hoping that you don't hate Bret, Tawren, as I value your opinion more so then most around here and it would suck if you did.

I have yet to see an actual match with Teddy Hart in it but he still rules. And God-fucking-DAMN that boy can flip and fly. And he has sweet punches too, worked or not.

Like Montreal for No Way Out? When he was cheered? He didn't fight Benoit at No Way Out either. Canadian fans might've forgiven him for Montreal. But that doesn't mean they'll cheer him over Chris fucking Benoit either. No true Canadian wrestling fan will ever forgive Shawn for Montreal.

I think (like in the US) it would depend on the job. My friend recently got a job with a hardware store and they did a piss test on him. But other then that I haven't heard of anything major. Angelslayer- Our atrocious health care system? This is an American calling Canada's health care system atrocious? Yeah right.

His disturbingly close resemblance to Luke Wilson is Nick's cross to bear. "You're starting a fraternity in CSI?"

I'm actually surprised Ric was even able to speak during the interview. Sure, he could handle HHH's cock but trying to jam in HBK's too? That's a ***** hoodsuck right there. LOL @ Flair criticizing Foley for only working one style. Pot. Kettle. Black.

Make sure you wear a nice suit on your day in court. I hear judges are kinda lenient about stalking charges but we'll have to see.

Curly as chicken wire, thicker then a girl from smoothmag.com. Gimme another 2 weeks and I'll have a serious afro.

Two weeks? Austin hasn't had a use since........wait.......hold on a minute. *Thinks about it* Christ, this is hard. Gimme a sec. *Thinks some more* Hold on, I know I can find something. *Thinks reallly really hard* That was a really good match he had with Benoit back in 2001. Sorry. That's all I got.

Barely. But only if you're Canadian. The summer of 2003 will no doubt go down as the most balls-to-the-wall summer in terms of the sheer amount of people I saw smoking weed in public places. My friend lit up a joint in direct view of a cop at SARS-Stock and nothing happened, apparently because the police were given special orders to ignore all people smoking up. I loves my country.

All of the above, in that order.

Without Tomko it just isn't the same.

Add "Song to the siren" by This Mortal Coil to the list. If ever there was a song that could make me feel like I was floating, that (combined with my high) is it.

Whether it's baked, drunk, high on glue, whatever. What do you dig when you're funked up? Credit goes to some dude on the DVDVR board. Name escapes me. Pour moi: Interpol- Obstacle 1 GZA- Publicity Radiohead- No surprises Cracker- Big dipper Others to follow. YOU?

IWC: These spoilers have to be fake! They would NEVER be this stupid. *Cue sound of Vince McMahon laughing manically* Angle + death = ratings.

I guess it must be a Canadian thing because those are two of my hobbies too. I'm 20 and live near Toronto but I always claim T-Dot since not too many people know where Mississauga is (even though we're the 6th largest city in Canada).

Odds are high the fans were carrying clubs. I'm guessing the fans saw through his Hansen-esque exterior and took him for the wannabe that he is and hunted him down. You ate dinner with the mafia in Japan. Big fucking deal. EVERYBODY who's wrestled in Japan at one point or another has had contact with the mafia. Fuck, Sabu apparently bitch-slapped one of them while brawling in the crowd w/ RVD during an FMW match.

Cena is way too much of a crowd whore for my liking these days.

There's also a little thing called "acting", something Paul Walker has yet to master.

It varries amongst certain flicks but at this moment: 1. Lord of the Rings: The Return of The King 2. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (this movie gets not near enough love) 3. Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring 4. Platoon 5. The Sweet Hereafter