Lord of The Curry

THE DROPKICK KID RETURNZ~! Hoo-fucking-ray.

Is......is he wearing sweatpants? Because that's fucking boss.

Ohtani or Kobashi. They can both bring the strikes, the submissions, the drama, the flying and the stiffness. Kobashi in particular ranks quite highly on my GOAT list.

So can we still take the road trip to upstate NY anyways?

Yeah. I know I'm not the only one who's lovin' this one. Nifty camera angle, hot chick, great song w/ tons o' nifty lines. Killer fucking ending. This video fucking rules.

Well, then, fuck it. Booker won't be on the Backlash card because he's on SD now. There. I said it.

Tell her you're gay. That's a good time for all, guaranteed.

If anything happens around here I'll let you know ASAP. Is there a known cure for this horrible affliction?

Are the spoiler tags not working? Because I've got something regarding this that needs spoiling.

I plan on going just to boo Billy Talent. May God give my vocal cords the strength to hold up to the relentless screeching and taunting I shall vault their way. I can't wait to see all the emo kids freaking out while Alexis plays.

I think that's strictly a Saskatchewan thing because I've never seen chicks in Ontario do it. Maybe it's something in the wheat.

Why bother when he's already married to Steph?

It seems pretty clear if Booker's on Smackdown that he and RVD are going over Scotty and Rikishi ASAP.

I wholeheartedly agree. Scarlett and Bill have some of the best on-screen chemistry in recent memory. The best "relationship" I've seen on film in a long, long time.

"There is a light that never goes out" by The Smiths.

Yeah, I do. It doesn't change the fact nor excuse them dumping the January storyline, but it was a wise decison to drop it. Their follow-up decison wasn't the smartest one either, but it was probably worlds better then what we would've gotten had the January storyline come into play. I fucking love Eddy Guerrero. Sometimes I think I love Eddy the person more then Eddy the wrestler as I harbour a great deal of respect for people who are able to kick an addiction, no matter what it may be. But how am I supposed to understand what he's going through when it's never happened to me?

High-flyer by default. His badass somersault plancha at Mania solidified the lucha skillz.

I once saw some crackhead driving the wrong way down a one-way street in Toronto. Suffice to say those 20 seconds with him swerving the fuck out of everyone's way were 20 of the coolest/scariest seconds of my life.

Heat. One of the best endings to one of the most underrated movies of all time.

Austin as GM of Raw wouldn't work because it would basically be history repeating itself (Austin drinks beer and stuns heels, heels get annoyed because the GM doesn't like them). That's one storyline I don't need rehashed. Unless they change the Austin character itself, which we all know ain't happening.

"I'm afraid that my fiscal chart indicates an upswing in the My Kicking Your Ass stock. And there's compound interest due."

Austin as GM of Smackdown? No fucking thank you.

Yeah! Austin to Smackdown! He could be The Sherrif of Smackdown and feud with Heyman! New and fresh, baby! Yeah!

No! Don't quote me! You can't edit quotes, can you? SPOOOOOOOOOILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS~!~!~!

What if she started eating the food in a seductive manner?