Lord of The Curry

It's a shame that rascal Chris Benoit is standing in the way of the WWE's Rise to Crapdom by still putting on good matches and carrying the entire roster on his back. *Shakes fist*

That was the giant turtle, right? Yeah, that thing fuckin ruled.

I was told by a friend tonight that sometime near the end of June we'd be getting Beastie Boys, Blackstar and Interpol for the 'Dome. Confirm/Deny? I'd never heard it before but it'd be sweet if it's true cause it's fuckin Interpol. Beasties rule too. Only heard a bit of Blackstar but I always dig what I hear.

Ever wonder if there's a reason for his five minute squashes? He showed some promise in his match against Benoit back in December but I'll be damned if his match against Dupree isn't going to expose him badly.

Shoes. Method Man. CD's. Brock. DVD's. Funny how almost every interview with Cena stays away from questions regarding his wrestling abilities.

***1/2 to ****? Yipes. That baby was ***, tops.

Brian is fucking king-size.

So, you're all hot for Dupree vs Hardy, right? 'Cause I sure to fuck am.

*Sniff* Goddamn Gail Kim sucks ass. But yeah, fuckin' represent.

For the 3 Way at Backlash to work properly Benoit HAS to get on the mic after being announced from Atlanta and tell Lillian that he's actually from Edmonton. It would set the tone perfectly.

I can see them having Michaels superkick Benoit post-match next week, just to give him that little bit of a push. He's already going to get crucified by the crowd, might as well give 'em a reason.

(You don't know what you've started, Rudo) *El Paso, TX. The Generals Downtown Penthouse Compound* *Chavo Jr. and The General are sitting on a couch, waiting patiently and nervously* Chavito: We should never have trusted Eddy with this mission. The General: Patience, my son. My brother is a crafty man. I trust him to get the job done. *Eddy enters the room* Esse: Eh, vato's! What's happening!? Generalismo, if it's cool with you I brought some homies over. *In strides Konnan, Rey and Psicosis (aka NICHO~!)* Konnan: Yo yo yo yo, let me speak on this crib, General Chavo. It's ill, dawg. The General: Thank you, Senor Konnan. Rey: Eddy, can you give me a ride home? My curfew is 10 pm. Eddy: I'm not so sure I'll be in the condition to drive you home then, Rey. But Chavito will do it for you. Chavo: What?! No way! Eddy: Stop being such a puta and do it! Chavo: Shut it, rummy! The General: SILENCE! *Thunder and lightening* The General: I apologize for my son, friends. He does not know when to keep his mouth shut sometimes. My house is your house. Chavito will drive you home, Young Rey. Eddy: TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYBODY~! Nicho: Eddy, can I use your phone to call up some muey caliente senoritas? Eddy: Bring it on, Nicho. Bring that shit on, holmes. *Camera pans to see Chavito storming out of the room with an evil look on his face*

You want style? You gots it.

Shit, I was watching the last episode of Nitro the other week and................*shudders*.........Flair with spiky hair. There is no kind or loving God.

I can't remember the last time we had a most stylish thread so I'd say it's warranted. The title is just a bit misleading.

I don't think so though I'm sure there are some that do.

His kit tonight was off the fucking meat rack. I was feelin' the tank-top/dress pants combo and this is weeks after the pimp tight suit and shades Mania steez. His hair is always picture perfect. You rule, Dave, So who do YOU think is the most stylin' pimp on Raw? or Smackdown? I'm going with Chavo Sr. aka The General because of THE HAT. And because I really don't care about Smackdown. Bring on the Cena love, kids.

It begins..........

Them muthafuckas are suffering from what they call BWS or Benoit Withdrawl Syndrome. I'd also like to point out that Shelton Benjamin follows Benoit to Raw and gets a push. Just sayin'. Poor Eddy.

Cena is worse then Torrie. Way worse.

Admit it. You're gettin' hot, aren't you?

Throw in some of whatever local pastry you have, and it's a deal. Closest thing to a "pastry" I could find. I figure you can lace the marshmallows with some kind of hallucinogenic hash oil that will make for some good times.

The Lariat is basically the only thing keeping Bradshaw off of my list. JR is probably at the top of the list. I giggle then vomit when I hear people refer to him as the best announcer of all time. Any and all goodness he has put out (and he has done good, on occasion really good work) has been negated over the past few years. He has no place behind a microphone. I hate HHH not so much because of HHH himself but the people that think because he put Benoit and Benjamin over that it's ok that he's buried triple the amount of people within the past year. Michaels is just plain gay. Sherrif Austin needs to go away and die. It's really sad to watch him on tv now, thinking of what he once was. Cena has been gaying it up lately a fair bit too. He lost any and all cred as a badass when he said "Word mother-frickin' life" at the Royal Rumble. I can't think of a face on the entire roster that panders to the crowd worse then Cena. If Angle wasn't ace in the ring I'd hate him because his character and promo's are terrible.

*Realizes only now that the two gangs are rivals* *Let's them duke it out* *Has a pint*

Prepared to be supressed, bi-atch! *Sets off for London with 100 pipe bombs and members of the O'Hannigan Street Gang and the O'Seamus Street Gang* Yer arse is mine, boy-o.