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That's why they're probably going to work the "reluctant partner" angle w/ Cena. They can show him talking to Angle and Benoit about how he's not in this match to be a member of Team Angle, he's in it for revenge against the guys who took him out. Then, gradually, Cena learns the meaning of teamwork and ends up getting the respect of Angle and Benoit.

*drops to the ground, selling unknown knee injury. sucks in breath* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *sucks in breath* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Family Guy owns. Stewie = Your God.

Assuming that the internet and technology progressed at the rate it dead-no. Kayfabe would be dead. There have been "smarks" in pro wrestling since time began. Back then, they were just guys who were more wise to the scene then most of the "marks." It would've evolved eventually and along with the growing internet, there's no way that it coulda lasted.

Agreed. I don't know if he'll be any good by the time Mania rolls around, but there's no fucking way that the guy can get "WrestleMania 20 Main Event" good that quick.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): I'm not sure about this, but I think the whole "One cannnot exist without the other" thing has something to do w/ it.

I really, really liked this movie. Very open-ended, which IMO was a smart move, being that everybody had already organized 500 theories about the ending of this movie. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): The religious metaphor tied in well. Neo was the seventh "one", but in the end he was The One. There are seven signs of the cross in the bible and the world was created in seven days. The difference, is that now, the people of the Matrix are given choice, something that was restricted before. - Neo told Smith that he "made the choice" to fight. - Trinity choosing to go w/ Neo, knowing full well she'd probably die. - Neo choosing to sacrifice himself in order to dispose of Smith. I also dug - The fight for Zion was one of the most intense 25 minutes in the theater since Helms Deep. Great, great action. - Agent Smith. Kept limited, but made every fucking second of screen time count. His rant on compassoin and love was brilliance, as was the scene with the new Oracle. - The emotional impact of the movie was far, far greater then Reloaded. I BELIEVED them when they said that Zion might make it, I BELIEVED Neo when he talked about his sacrifice. Sure, the dialogue got a bit cheesy and the downplaying of Morpheus and the Marovingian sucked but on the whole I'm very happy with this movie. Oh, and Monica Bellucci is a Godess. Dem's some titties.

I'm diggin' the new sig, Never.

Benoit's a better mic worker then Angle. Ya know why? Because he stays within the realm of his character and doesn't go off-topic. Benoits promos are short, simple and to-the-point. No head bobbing, no stupid references, no screwing up words and no weird vocal variances like Angle has.

The Sneak is DEFINETLY more over the Orton.

The Chort is more over then Orton.

CEREBELLUMED~! I go w/ Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. Also, where's the Trogdor love?

Mark Henry will never have value as a wrestler, period.

You're comparing Austin to Raven and Saturn? Oh, that's rich.

I guess, unlike you, certain people aren't able to see SD before it airs or perhaps they don't want to read any spoilers.

Ok, this game just got upgraded to "Fuck it" status. The beggining levels on easy are equal to anything you've found in the later stages of TTT on hard. Until somebody finds me an invincibility code, this game ain't happening.

Good fucking God, I'm at The Top of The Wall in Minas Tirith w/ Gandalf on EASY and I'm getting gangbanged by about 100 orcs per second. Anybody even have any clue as to what the level objective is (besides holding off the army)? I've gone up to the top of one tower and launched the catapuals repeatedly but it's not working. And it's not just this level. Every single level on easy or normal are what a regular game would be on hard, not to mention the levels in this daddy are huge.

Cena over Benoit and Guerrero? They should stop polling people with down syndrome.

Sakura was one of the few people in the WWE folder who had common sense. Whoever banned her just took the boards IQ level down another notch.

BLASPHEMY!~ The Jessica Spano that I KNOW would NEVER lay down her womanhood for some chaveunistic male pig. *Pictures Mario Lopez showing up at the wedding and stealing her away ala The Graduate* Ahhhhhhh. That's better.

Kawada can be very animate when the situation calls for it. For instance in the heated six man tags against Jumbo co., Kawada would do stuff like flip Jumbo off while torturing his protege, Taue, with a Scorpion Deathlock. And Flair begging off, and strutting doesn't make me quiver either. It makes me chuckle though. Jumbo, Hansen, and what not all have their trademark taunts as well. In fact: Jumbo's arm raise>Flair's "whoo". See the crowd in Jumbo's 10/91 match against Kawada for one of the most surreal taunt responses off all time. Every one in the entire building is standing, and pumping their arm in the air with Jumbo. I'm not even gonna bother to get into guys like Lyger, who outclass Flair in the mannerism department so bad that it's not even funny. As far as speaking skills goes, Hokuto totally kills Flair in ever department(except maybe humor), and I don't even understand what she's saying. See her "promos" leading up and after the Kandori match for some very powerful stuff. And Kawada shed actual tears during his interview after his last match with Kobashi/Kikuchi as his teammates. Or how about the look on his face when realizes he lost 6/3/94. Such a hearbreaking moment, that connected with me more than anything Flair ever did. In his 96 match with Black Tiger(Eddy), with smart work and excellent timing, Beniot gets killer heel heat from a crowd that is normally dead during junior matches. I've never seen Flair control the crowd as well as Eddy and Beniot did that night. So it's not sick and wrong, it at times is absolutely correct. Game.Set.Match.

That's pretty good.

Fedor vs HBK. That's my dream, right thurr. *HBK comes down to his preaching, dancing and general fagging* *Fedor comes down to the Russian National Anthem with no pyro or fanfare* *Michaels dances around the ring and slaps Fedor.* *Fedor punches Michaels in the face and knocks the dirty christian out cold*.

Either that or have a ONE tweener GM on the show. Have them be a medium for the wrestlers and use somebody that the fans will accept in such role. Obviously Austin would be terrible in the shoes of a guy who always listens to both sides and is reasonable. That's not who he is. Somebody like Heyman, Flair, Ace or even Arn Anderson would be good at that.

Good idea, Rudo. Benoit beating Lesnar in a non-title match on SD would put some major heat on their feud. What would I do? Simple: Filter out the crap. Make sure that only the best matches make the PPV. Make each PPV seem important, like have wrestlers fighting just to get on the PPV. Put over the fact that a wrestler can go from being a nobody to a somebody just by putting on a great performance on live PPV.

I as well.