Lord of The Curry

The E&C comment regarding JFK in Dallas was fucking golden. I still laugh thinking of that. Before a Smackdown taping in Toronto in the fall of 2002 Simmons and D'Von (remember when they tagged?) got on the screen and started dissing our beer. HUGE heel heat for that.

Special K involved in a MOTYC? Must be a slow year on the indies.........

This kid knows what fuckin' time it is. *Puts on 'Obstacle 1'*

No love for "I Think I Lost My Headache"? Funk that.

For once, I'm w/ the Bankster on this one. I can't hate Timberlake. Anybody who doesn't think this guy is talented as fuck is in denial. On top of that, he comes off like a really cool dude in interviews and such. Even when he got water bottles chucked at him during SARSStock, he kept his cool and handled the situation well.

Better idea then anything you suckas listed: How about that match never take place and we see some actual wrestling?

Most likely. Any old footage they show these days has the "F" blurred out.

Actually, it's Insurrextion 2000 and 2001, not 2001 and 2002. THAT'S your rebuttal to all that LOTC said? *holds back Mullato Heat* This is not your fight! With comebacks like that who knows what kind of damage he can do around here! Just stay out of this, I'll be fine.........

Brock tapping sucks. It wasn't built up the least at all, they never teased it once. On top of that, Benoit should have been the man to make Brock tap IMO. Angle can still use the Angle Slam or occasional Top Rope Angle Slam as finishers but Benoit can only get by on the crossface. So you didn't like it because you didn't see it coming? What a terrible reason for not liking it. Personally that was THE reason I marked out for Lesnar tapping. I was watching it, waiting, expecting for him to roll over, or crawl to the ropes or whatever... tap tap tap BOOM!!! I thought it was pretty badass myself. While Lesnar tapping was a surprise, it wasn't a good surprise. This isn't some fuckass jobber tapping out, it's Smackdown's #1 Star and one of the best guys on their roster. This _could_ have meant something, they could have played it up big and made the finish to the match that much more entertaining. I have no problem w/ Brock tapping to anybody, so long as it's built up right. Benoit is just the best choice. Now Brock is Smackdown's #1 Bitch because he's been consecutively schooled by Angle on PPV. All Angle needs to do is get a TKO over Brock and he's come full circle w/ the ass-whooping.

Brock tapping sucks. It wasn't built up the least at all, they never teased it once. On top of that, Benoit should have been the man to make Brock tap IMO. Angle can still use the Angle Slam or occasional Top Rope Angle Slam as finishers but Benoit can only get by on the crossface.

Cage isn't consistent enough to ever be "back", which is a bit silly because he never left in the first place. His most glaring fault is that when he's on (Leaving Las Vegas, Adaptation) he's totally on, but when the man is off (Snake Eyes, Capt. Corelli's Mandolin) he fucking bombs.

Jericho spitting out a blood capsule in clear view of the cameras and then getting an "Oh shit, I'm in trouble" look on his face comes to mind. Bros of Destruction vs Kronik, Unforgiven 2001. Undertaker. Clarke. The phantom knee-strike of death. Those who have seen it cannot deny the hilarity.

Yeah, he's ~THE FUTURE~!.......... *giggles to himself*

BUT WHAT CASTLE IS SHE IN?!

Feeling AFI The Be-Good Tanyas Songs:Ohia Broken Social Scene Interpol Pink Floyd Not Feeling Chingy 50 Cent Good Charlotte (can they suck any more?) Missy Elliot Christina Simple Plan

*plays "My Heart Bleeds For You" on World's Smallest Violin.* Remember, this is based on their year. Benoit hasnt been allowed to have that good a year. And the reason that Cena is higher than Benoit is that Cena can work crowds, and is one of the few that actually does *GASP* in ring promos that dont ramble on for 30-40 minutes. short, to the point, full of smart referances (The Dynamite Ripoff comment comes to mind...)...so, yes, Cena did better than Benoit this year. Oh, and these are only opinions. Benoit has put on the best match in the WWE and quite possibly pro wrestling in general this year. I don't see how Cena's work, promo's or not, can best that.

Cena over Benoit automatically disqualifies this list from having any sort of credibility.

What style does HBK wrestle that's different from HHH, Undertaker or Austin?

Hells no. While I don't think Haas could ever reach past upper-midcard level, IMO Benjamin has *it* and could easily be main eventing soon enough if the team was broken up and he was given a good gimmick. The guy has hung with Benoit and Guerrero better then almost all the new guys and if that isn't a test I don't know what is.

So DEAN, what do you think the forthcoming tag team of Rhyno and A-Train should be called? R-Train? Traino? Help me out on this one.........

Ehhhhh Steve and Trogdor.

~STRONG SAD IMITATION CONTEST~!~!

Toss up between Bubs and S.B.

Ok Barron.............that's it. I'm fucking sick of wondering who everybody in your sig is. Tell me! I need to put this demon to rest!

^ This man knows.