JJ Johnson

The term is 'written'. I kid. Funny cheesy promo, in typical Danny fashion. If this leads to an actual comeback, it's even better.

"The Word 'Homophobic' Is Gay".

I THINK HE CALLED US BITCHES YOU GUYS. UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM THAT DOG IS OF INDETERMINATE SEX. LOL AT BRUCE AND HIS LAMESULT WHICH IS LIKE LAME AND INSULT MIXED INTO ONE FANCY BOTTLE OF FAILURE.

MANSON Fries Superstars.

Yo, one cruiserweight short of a full tournament.

Mags is interesting about everyone. Except Thugg.

REPEATED ass-kickings. Nothing is interesting about me.

NOBODY expects the MANSON inquisition!

Well, since WC has given Johnny repeated ass-kickings, and Toxxic has given Spike repeated ass-kickings, then the only thing interesting about Austin Sly is Spike Jenkins. Sly loses. Also, I liked this promo, and I, too, think I know where it's going.

Any of u posers want to fite me?

Two slots left, ya heard.

You couldn't be in it anyway. WHY NOT? PM ME AND FIND OUT, CRUISERWEIGHTS WITHOUT PLANS. ESPECIALLY MANSON.

It's actually to broaden the field, so people like MANSON don't go 'Aw, shucks' and don't PM me. I might need Wayne, though, so thanks.

HEY, CRUISERWEIGHTS (THAT'S 230 POUNDS OR BELOW, REMEMBER) WITH NOTHING TO DO FOR GENESIS. EVEN SPIKE. PM me. An idea have I.

While we're commending awesome things, the International Title match was the best match on the show. It was funny, it had a lot of action, and it was a very refreshing and well-executed blast from the past. If this is the path Bruce plans for the International Title, then I highly anticipate the coming days of his reign, and should he keep up matches like this, those coming days will be plentiful indeed. Kudos to you, Mr. Blank.

MANSON needs to cut more promos like Ground Zero. He really is the best character in the fed right now. If he started showing with actual matches, I bet he'd be a force.

Because nothing says old school like a match created in 2003.

Reform it with Stryke and Cardboard Comet. Call it Stryke Farce.

I've sucked dick in '06. Got August '05 through the Christmas PPV?

JJ's actually seven. Puberty hit entirely too early.

If I read The Little Red Hen, I don't remember it. I do remember We're Going On A Bear Hunt, though; good stuff. Swishy swashy, swishy swashy, swishy swashy.

Canadian Murder Machine. Grr, fear us? THE MAIN EVENT - SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens © vs. JJ Johnson Stephens. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - LADDER MATCH Michael Cross © vs. Zyon --> Zyon doesn't like Cross, because some would say Cross screwed him out of his Cruiserweight Title at 13th Hour by taking Akira's place after some serious ass-kicking. Cross doesn't like Zyon because Zyon's bitching is technically unfounded, and also, because Cross doesn't like anybody. Will Zyon get revenge on Cross? Will Cross cheer up, emo kid? Whose cuisine will reign supreme? CROSS. ZYON. BIG BATTEL AT GROUND ZERO. Rules: Standard ladder match. Belt hanging approximately 20 feet above the ring. First to unhook it wins. (This gets left in because it's the coolest description of all time) I'm going to say Cross. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. Grendel Gee, this one sure is tough. I'm going to go out on a limb and pick Flesher, though. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Bruce Blank © vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews Blank'll be looking to make an impression and show he can win matches in which one is required to wrestle. Grappler will be looking to win the International Title, and make a veritable bevy of cock jokes. I'm actually going to defy convention and say Blank. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke Landon. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. "Hollywood" Spoon Jenkins Windy to triumph. Fork Spoon. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HANDICAP MATCH Wildchild vs. Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart The Dub. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - HOUSE RULES STAIRWAY TO PANDA MATCH Jimmy the Doom © vs. Trent Hawk vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Insane Luchador Jimmy the Doom has been in worse situations. Jimmy. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- HARDCORE MATCH Nemesis vs. Manson Noobesis. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT "The Beast" Gabriel Drake vs. Ced Ordonez Drake, I suppose.

Mission accomplished.