Oh my God, I am making new scientific advances in the field of apologies.
Know how, whenever I'm in Tennessee, some sort of tornado warning/watch happens? This time, it actually hit. Nothing near where I was was hit or damaged, but it knocked out electricity and cable (and thereby the Internet) up until about two minutes ago. I can only hope I didn't get Ebonied, and I'll have the match in before midnight.
Again, extremely, extremely sorry, although an F4 isn't exactly my fault.