Fartsauce

If Bradshaw ever gets this guy...he becomes my favourite wrestler regardless of the fact that he cant wrestle and he sucks and doesnt deserve the title and politics to Undertaker, etc, etc I hope this guy gets whatever sick sexual fantasy Bradshaw is "brewing"

On the other side of Alberta, The Oilers finish off the road trip with a 5-2 victory in Colorado. Oilers finish the 7-gamer with a respectable 4-3 record and return home to face Detroit.

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Marty St.Louis out for a month after breaking his finger in practice.

What's so bad about that? As long as it wasn't a 15 min promo.

I may be blind, but what show is Angle/Shelton and Rey/HBK going to be on?

I stick to proline myself although I've only gotten one ticket since hockey started. I might get a ticket for tomorrow night.

Man, that really sucks. Looks like we only get the late edition at 12 am.

WAIT, WTF?!?! Victor Newman approached Kidman once? I need to hear the storyline.

Vader falling off the apron and screaming GODDAMNIT after.

WOW

I saw the hit again and it's clean. Tough break though.

or when Mick's son calmly asks if they can go get some "fuckin fish". Imagining a toddler saying that is hilarious.

This season has been "bizzaro world" for the Oilers. Win first 3, lose the next 7, Mac-T bag skates the team, now they win 3 in a row again. Now we begin a 7 game road trip.

I predict that Vader will get the match against Batista and we will get to vote on either a hot dog eating contest, a posedown, or a fall off the apron contest.

I wonder if those 2 have been watching any Mr.Garrison and Mr.Slave. Ohh jesusth christ.

Vader has won the world series!

Another one from Angle's book. All the Wrestlers and the Mcmahons are on a plane heading back from England and Vince decides to have a little fun and starts trying to take down Angle everytime he would get up. Both of them would do it throughout the entire flight. At one particular instance The Undertaker woke up and seen Angle on top of Vince. Not knowing what was going on, he went up to Angle and literally choked him out until realizing what was happening. At the end of the same flight Angle tackled Vince, knocking Linda Mcmahon down in the process.

Welp despite losing 6 in a row, I can be somewhat happy that Calgary really isn't doing all that better.

I'd let her blast corn on me.

I remember that one now. The Brisco's get Piper and Flair royally wasted and bring the 2 outside to play basketball without shoes. They just make Flair and Piper tire each other out and walk off the court. -- Although it's definetly not one of my favourites, there's a disturbing story in that same book about a young Piper being in the locker room when he finds an unsuspecting dick in his hands. That dick belongs to none other than Alfred Hayes. -- Piper tells a weird story about his experience in the steroid trial. He tries to get out of testifying by having a match with Undertaker. He gets taker to tombstone him on the concrete floor and fakes having a seizure. WWF officials drag him back to the hotel and then to Vince who thinks he is too physically unfit to go before the jury and he is obviously faking.

More off the top of my head. -- Foley is at Disneyworld with his wife and kids when Mick spots Mickey Mouse walking around without her helmet on...Mickey spots Mick and the kids and dives behind something for cover, injuring herself in the process. -- In Angle's book where his brothers were involved in an angle with the Dudley Boys and his brothers thinking everything was real starting a real fight. Kurt also tells great stories in the book about how psycho his brothers really are. They were in the crowd at a Raw one night for the first time and nearly beat the shit out of people in the crowd for booing Angle.

I want this man dead. Earlier in the season I told my friends that I wouldn't mind seeing Cujo get signed and I got laughed at. In the last little while he has been spectacular. We need to make a deal but Kevin Lowe will probably sit in his office with his ass up his ass.

FUCKING FUCK. I've been holding off for too long but why the fuck does the Oilers organization feel the need to hire and keep around former players like Kevin Lowe, Mac-T, Charlie Huddy, Craig Simpson and others? Let's face it, the 80's are over...who cares about these guys anymore? The nostalgia has worn off. This management and coaching staff is doing nothing for this team. Let's hire a coach with nhl experience at least....Christ fucking sakes. 5 losses in a row is unacceptable.

Off the top of my head my favourites are.. -- The D.D.P cookie story in Foley's book -- The story in Ric Flair's book how Funk was crawling around naked wearing nothing but the N.W.A title and Flairs wife introducing him that way to her friend. Theres a bunch of others right now that I can't think of cleanly but i'm just putting these out there to get the thread going. What are some of your favourites?