Tim: "It's down to Lee and Pujols for MVP."
Joe: "What about Andruw Jones?"
Tim: "Forget him."
Joe: "Forget him?"
Tim: "Yes."
Joe: "So you're saying, the one guy who has been a constant on this young injured Atlanta Braves team, the leading home run hitter in the major leagues, the one guy Bobby Cox has been able to count on, has no chance at being the MVP."
Tim: "Yes."
Tim: "Why doesn't the firing of a manager make the sense that hiring him does?"
Joe: "Well, I can't answer that, because I don't understand what you're trying to say."
Dude, that's going in my signature I think.