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Why do people who obviously dislike the nhl always post in these threads? If all you're going to do is post garbage, stay out of the thread. I don't like basketball and I don't go in nba related topics and shit all over the league.

This is the day i've been waiting for. I know it won't "officially" be announced today because of the ratification and all that, but we all pretty much know it will pass. October, The Oilers, Hockey night in Canada, the battles for 8th place in early April, the towels waving in the playoffs, the stanley cup being raised high in the air...it all seems so far, but not so far away.

Time to see what the Jays are really made of this next month. No Roy Halladay to save us every 5th day. Should be interesting.

http://rapidshare.de/files/2987459/hardy_i...es_raw.wmv.html Got that from another forum.

This is usually my favourite part of the All Star break and this year i'm actually more excited about it. I may be in the minority but I actually like the format of one person per country. I'll be supporting Jason Bay although I don't think he's going to take it. I'm going to go with Teixeira or possibly Andruw Jones. Predictions?

WOW am i shocked to see a Project Wyze comment. They are from my hometown and NOBODY famous comes from here.

SHOCKMASTER!!!!

Angle wants to give Brooke the Angle slam.

*waits and prays* Please pick Halladay to start.

We shouldn't be so hard on the guy. Lillian fucked up quite a bit when she started. I'm sure Fink when he started in the early 80's fucked up a bit (mind you he had taped tv to edit any blunders) I'd say give this guy time.

uh oh

This week I kind of stacked my roster up and sacrificed a few people. Can someone show me how to do the spoilers tag thing where it highlights the text (i'm an idiot when it comes to this kind of thing) That way I can talk about Smackdown and how it effects my points.

If Snitsky gets fired, I wonder who's fault it is.

I was in 12th earlier in the week, down to 30th now, and probably going to drop after the Vengeance points come in When I made my team on Monday I forgot to factor in Vengeance. I wonder how many points Triple H got me though.

Someone earlier this evening sent me a link to a site where this guy allegedly has tourettes and theres a bunch of videos of him. Personally, I think it's fake but it's still hilarious nonetheless. Check out the video called "interview2". I nearly pissed myself watching over and over. Again, if you are offended I suggest not watching. http://www.tourettesguy.com/videos.htm

Here's my storyline. Chris Benoit goes on a huge losing streak and he can't seem to shake it off. He wrestles someone at a ppv and loses again. He completely goes ballistic at ringside smashing anything and everything in site yelling out "ITS GONNA CHANGE, IT'S GONNA CHANGE". Several weeks pass until Heidenreich is in his dressing room when he receives a gift...an ice cream cone. Heidenreich is excited about this and thinks he has a friend. Several weeks pass by and random wrestlers are getting mysterious ice cream cones. Finally, at a ppv with 2 jobber wrestlers going at it, the lights go out followed by a little bell going off. Suddenly, an ice cream bike emerges and Chris Benoit is driving it down the ramp. The announcers and the wrestlers are in a total state of "WTF". Benoit goes in the ring and offers the wrestlers ice cream treats from his bike. When the wrestlers refuse and try to tell Benoit that they are trying to have a match, Benoit snaps and beats the holy fuck out of both of them. Then he shoves ice cream in their face. In the following weeks, Benoit is seen backstage with his bike and his ice-cream man outfit trying to offer ice-cream to various superstars. He beats the fuck out of anyone that refuses. Ok, so that will never happen but I have a fucked up imagination.

Should be interesting.

I have to continue my love for Aaron Hill. Another 2 hits tonight plus a spectacular catch in the field. I really hope he gets some consideration for American League ROTY. Oh, and it's 5-1 Jays

This is going to sound completely crazy but The title match is in the opening segment and Hassan actually wins it. Then in the very next segment, later in the show, or somewhere later in the night the draft pick is revealed and it's whoever has the belt (Cena, Christian, Jericho) is now on Smackdown. Long rules that he unfortunately cannot proclaim Hassan the official Smackdown champion and the 2 have a match later in the evening where Cena wins and "unifies" the 2 titles. Yes I say Cena because I still think Cena is going to somehow end up on Smackdown again. In the upcoming weeks Hassan can wage war on Long for screwing him over and then Hassan can maybe one day be the U.S champ.

wow, Tampa is a disgrace

i'm screwed for Smackdown. The only 2 guys I have are Rey Rey and Teddy Long.

Add me to the list that had Masters.

As a Jays fan, I am completely in love with Aaron Hill right now. He's been the teams best hitter lately. 4 for 4 tonight, his first career homer, and he raised his average to .382. Don't know if he's gonna be able to get rookie of the year cause he started in mid may, but man...I haven't been this excited about a kid since Michael Jackson... http://www.tsn.ca/mlb/teams/player_bio.asp...171&hubname=TOR

O'Shea said when he told him he was not married, Saddam ``started telling me what to do.'' ``He was like, `you gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean.''' Then he smiled, made what O'Shea interpreted as a ``spanking'' gesture, laughed and went back to washing his clothes in the sink. That may be the greatest thing i've ever read.