Fartsauce

Ok, that really sucks.

A tie between onions and boiled eggs. If there is even the slightest hint of onion in the food, I will throw it up. As for boiled eggs, it's quite possibly the most disgusting smell on the face of the planet. It smells like Rosey, Big Show and Viscera all letting one go at the same time. I have to leave the house when my parents make them.

The P fire is so fucking gross. It's still fun to give to someone on a birthday. The tradition around here is to just do straight up tequila. You might not be walking by the end of the night though.

It seems to me that the majority of Canadians I talk to hate BK. I know I do. I don't understand why it gets a lot of love in the states cause Mcdonalds is 50 times better in my opinion. Oh, and i'm eating toast with peanut butter.

Crosby going to Pittsburgh pretty much ruined any chance Winnipeg had getting the Penguins franchise. Oh well, I don't hate the Pens so i'm not insulted by Crosby going there.

I feel bad for Mac. At one point Detroit was my 2nd favourite team because of my love of Steve Yzerman. Who can forget that night against Colorado during one of the brawls where he gets into a fight and then comes back and scores the game winner in OT? I would love to see Darren in Edmonton but it'll be hard to see the guy without a Wings jersey on.

TSN can go fuck themselves.

13. The Undertaker won't have anyone backstage to fetch him coffee.

Jet Set Satellite: The best way to die

A couple weeks back Eddie looked like he had formed herpes on his mouth. Maybe they can find a way to bring that in.

Download Anal Cunt's "311 sucks" or "Hitler was a sensitive man". I don't think i've ever laughed any harder.

Theres a site by a guy named Graham that has pretty much every house show as well.

I still remember Eric Bischoff winning the hardcore title off of Terry Funk. Urgh, what a joke.

I don't remember his one daughter but I remember his wife being brutally ugly, looking like the type that would enjoy scat or something. Something about the face.

What will happen is Eddie will reveal that Rey has problems getting an erection and therefore Rey and his wife didn't know what to do. Wanting a child really bad, Rey turned to Eddie in order for that to happen. Eddie and Rey's wife start going at it while Rey watches. Suddenly, Rey magically gets an erection and decides to join in. They double team but then can't figure out who the child is. The main gist of the secret is that Rey was in her anus but Eddie was in the right hole therefore Dominic is Eddie's son. The plot thickens when Rey Mysterio, now amazed at the power of his erection, has sex with Eddies wife and it's revealed that BOTH of the little girls are in fact Rey's. EDIT: I just realized that made absolutely no sense at all. Oh well, it's still morbid and disturbing.

I hate shootouts as well but a majority of the people in hockey want to see it happen so if it's good for the league and its what people want, do it. I'll tough it out.

Scott Steiner Juventud Jake Roberts J.J Dillan Chris Benoit's career

I'm sure theres some XMV fanboys lurking around here, so expect FATASS to grace us with his presence and tell his to "bring it"

I NEED THIS DVD NOW!

Type O Negative.

Give another vote to Anal Cunt. Their song titles are fucking hysterical. And Cannible Corpse is good music to listen to if you're in a bad mood.

XMV really sucks anyways. The only good show is Pukeboy's.

They got a camera on Crosby in his house. He looks nervous.

I heard that Chyna will take on Jake Roberts in a first one to OD dies match in the main event of Mania. How did I get this info? I emailed one of the big 3 and he told me. Or not.

While I don't condone what happened, that kid had what was coming to him. I've watched his shows in the past where he had TNA stars on for interviews and he and his sidekicks are the most annoying kids ever, trying to promote lame 17 year old wrestling matches. I wish Luther would have roughed up the kid.