Fartsauce

Rundown... Bubbles starts freaking out over the gun fight, and convinces Julian that they won't use guns on Cyrus and his gang. Lahey and Randy get someone to draw a really good picture of "Cyrus" riding a cock, this is a setup to piss Cyrus off. Cyrus's parents drive him and Terri and the other guy (forget his name) to the park for the shootout Cory and Trevor are positioned on top of one of the trailers with guns Cyrus and the gang approach Julian, Julian calms Cyrus down and tells him that he looks up to him. The boys convince Cyrus and company that Lahey and Randy set them up Julian radios to Cory and Trevor that there is no need to shoot anything off, but they get their signals crossed and start shooting at Cyrus and his boys Cyrus and gang get pissed off and the shootout starts Cory and Trevor get shot in the shootout, they are laying on top of the trailer for a few minutes. Eventually they get shoved into the trunk of Ricky's car. Ricky starts having chest pains, freaking Bubbles out. Officer Jim Greene happens to drive by and the boys hide their guns. Greene then goes to Lahey, who tries to convince him that there will be a shootout. Lahey, drunk as fuck, tells Greene that he is a horrible cop. More rounds start going off and Greene calls in backup Ricky meanwhile is unconcious and nearly dead, while Julian goes up to Lahey and pleads for him to save Ricky's life by performing cpr. Jim refuses at first but then after Julian calls him "Officer Lahey" he obligues. Lahey saves Ricky's life because according to Bubbles.."Ricky doesn't have the brain that a normal person does and not alot of oxygen is needed" At this point the police show up, Ricky, Cory, Trevor, Julian are arrested. Greene asks Bubbles who's gun he was holding, and Ricky sticks up for him. Before he is carted off to jail, Ricky actually thanks Lahey and walks away. We return from our last commercial break of the season and Bubbles is talking, saying how once again he is alone and the boys are off to jail. Mr.Lahey gets a prestigious award for saving Ricky's life, which is broadcast on tv. Lahey is stumbling drunk during his acceptance speech, actually dragging around the podium and falling backwards. Julian talks about how he is going to figure out a plan and retire the year after he is released. As for Ricky, he goes off about how books make him dumber and that people have been throwing books at him to read but he fake reads them. He said something about being self learned but i forget how the actual quote goes. He says that Trinity and Lucy came to visit for the first time ever while he was in prison. He closes out by saying he is trying to quit smoking and might quit dope but he doesnt know. I might have forgotten some minor details but thats the jist of it.

INDIANAPOLIS -- Michael Schumacher climbed from his car to a chorus of boos, the die-hard Formula One fans unable to accept his first victory of the season after more than two-thirds of the field quit in protest over tire safety. Sparking a fiasco for a series desperate to capture the American audience, Michelin advised the 14 cars it supplies that its tires were unsafe for the final banked turn at Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Unable to forge a compromise, all 14 Michelin teams ducked off the track after the warmup lap Sunday, leaving Schumacher and the five other drivers who use Bridgestone tires to race among themselves. Fans headed for the exits in disgust, drivers were left bewildered and track officials joined team members in speaking afterward as if the United States Grand Prix itself is in jeopardy. Schumacher returned to the podium, but there was no champagne toast for the Ferrari team on this Sunday. "Bit of a strange Grand Prix," Schumacher said. "Not the right way to win my first one this year." When an agreement couldn't be reached over the use of fresh tires or the placement of a chicane to slow the cars going into turn 13, the Michelin teams pulled off the track and parked in a unified protest. "I feel terrible. I have a sick feeling in my stomach," David Coulthard said after pulling out of the race. "I am embarrassed to be a part of this." The situation created a farce of a race for F-1, the world's most popular series. And it couldn't have happened at a worse venue: The series is already struggling to build an American fan base, and Indy officials were left unsure of the event's future. "Undoubtedly, this sets us back in all of our efforts or all of the gains we've made in introducing this sport to America," said Joie Chitwood, track president. He declined to speculate on if the race would be back at Indy next season. But even the Ferrari team, which finally scored its first win of the season, acknowledged that the series' future in the U.S. is in trouble. "I wish we can come back to the States, this is a very important country and our No. 1 market," said Ferrari boss Jean Todt. "But this is a very bad day for our sport and I feel bad for the supporters." Many blamed Ferrari itself -- the Italian team was the lone holdout in a series of compromises the nine other teams frantically tried to reach. After two Michelin tires failed in Friday practice sessions -- one causing a wreck that prevented Ralf Schumacher from competing -- the tiremaker ruled that its rubber was unsafe for this track. Michelin was rebuffed when it asked the FIA, the series governing body, to ease its rule forbidding teams to change tires after qualifying. The FIA also refused to consider installing a chicane. So Michelin advised its teams not to compete after a lengthy morning meeting between nine team bosses (Ferrari did not attend), F-1 boss Bernie Ecclestone and the FIA. At one point, all 20 drivers were summoned to the meeting. The nine teams even agreed to race for no points, as long as the obstacle was added to the course. All of them said Ferrari would not agree to any of the proposals. Todt denied that Ferrari held up any deals, and said any decisions were left to the FIA. However, he said Ferrari would have protested the use of a chicane. The teams worked up until the final moments for a resolution, even lining up on the grid and taking the warm-up lap. Then they pulled off, climbing out of their cars at the same time the remaining six drivers started the race. The crowd was stunned, with fans pointing and gawking as they tried to figure out what was going on. Some booed. Others threw water bottles on the track in disgust. "If I was a fan out there I would do the same," said driver Jacques Villeneuve, a former Indianapolis 500 winner. After just 10 laps, many spectators began heading for the exits. Indy officials said they had not yet discussed offering refunds, and track boss Tony George issued a statement urging fans to direct their frustration to Michelin, the FIA and F-1's management. This event already draws just a fraction of what other races here do. Less than 100,000 come to this race, compared to a crowd in excess of 300,000 for the Indianapolis 500. Sunday's debacle will do nothing to improve that. "Quite frankly, the fans got cheated," Ecclestone said. All seven teams that pulled out of the race signed a single statement apologizing for the debacle. "We are totally aware that the USA is an important market for Formula One and there is an obligation for Formula One to promote itself in a positive and professional manner," it said. Among those refusing to race were world championship points leader Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen, who trails him in the standings by 22 points. Alonso is F-1's biggest threat this season to end Schumacher's five-year reign as world champion. But when he and the other contenders pulled out of the event, it opened the door for seven-time world champion Schumacher to climb back. Schumacher entered the event 35 points behind Alonso, but cut the deficit to 25 with the victory -- well within striking distance with 10 events left this season. espn.com Looks like the sport is all but officially dead in North America.

Sausage and eggs in a hot pocket? That sounds completely disgusting.

I've never been to a game in my life. NONE of my friends like watching baseball on tv and don't even wanna go to a Jays game. Maybe I should just move to Toronto.

What's with all the insanity in baseball lately? Clint Barmes falling down a flight of stairs, Barry Bonds being accused of racism, Jose Guillen going nuts on Mikey, Carl Everett dissing gays. What's next, Ray King of the Cardinals attacks an elderly women for smelling bad?

Looks to me like Jeff learned how to share.

Damn Guess they are smart after all.

Don't know if this is a good way around, but use the spoilers to your advantage for the weekend shows. After Thursday you can sell and buy superstars. Buy some guys that won matches on Heat and Velocity and them sell them off on the Monday before Raw.

I am the liquor, Randy......has to be the quote of the season for me.

I'm guessing Lahey accidentally gets shot, and it leads into a cliffhanger going into season 6. I'm expecting some kind of swerve as everyone usually ends up in jail but this ending could be different.

I find this season has been great, on par with the last 2. Among the highlights.. - Ray's trailer being blown up. - Bubbles wearing the spacesuit - Various shit references by Lahey Only thing i'm dissapointed in is that there hasn't been any guest appearances this season. The season finale on Sunday should be interesting.

Joey Styles completely burying Mike Awesome.

is it possible to change your team name after you registered?

Dave posted this about 5 min ago.. [email protected] Several people live, as well as WWE sources, have confirmed that during the brawl at the end of tonight's ECW PPV, that JBL went after Blue Meanie and threw several real punches at his face, bloodying him up. A lot of the wrestlers who were in the ring and saw this looked really mad. Reports were Al Snow, who trained Meanie, visually looked the most upset. The two have heat dating back to Meanie's days in WWF, and JBL cut a promo on Meanie on Smackdown which was edited off the show a few weeks back.

someone on the classics board said they were in contact with Meanie, and that it WAS a shoot with Bradshaw at the end. Pretty interesting.

I don't know if this has been brought up yet and I don't exactly feel like searching through 20 pages. There is a lot of people talking on the internet (that were there live and watched on ppv) that said JBL immediately went right after Meanie and stiffed the shit out of him, opening up his staples. Watching this live, I didn't notice anything as there was so much action going on. Anyone there live or watching notice this at all? I wonder what the beef is all about.

Let's play a game called "Guess the time Paul Heyman is let go by WWE tomorrow afternoon"

really?

You just know those cops "AREN'T" gimmicked with that crowd.

So, I was checking out Tommy Lasorda's blog the other day, and stumbled on a few other ones in the listings. I come across this one written by this guy who is completely insane. http://snaggingbaseballs.mlblogs.com/ I'm willing to chip in and pay for this guys therapy.

If this counts, cause it was fake...Kevin Nash faking a heart attack earlier in the day so he didn't have to job to the Giant at Starrcade 97

Hill with 17 rbi in 18 games since being called up. AL Rookie of the year?

Erstad absolutely killed Estrada crashing into home plate.

Do you think it's going to be someone like Batista breaking it or will they give someone a "rub" and let a midcarder do it? I'm thinking it could be someone coming over from Smackdown but that's just a wild guess.

That guy and team has no luck.