BX

hurt? no. fun and slimy and yellowish-pearl? Absolutely.

Um, I believe that some sort of valve in your dick closes up when you've got the 'rection going on, which should make erect peeing impossible, unless you've got something wrong with you.

Indiana Basin Silt 1: Milky 8: Man in Black 4: Ripper 12: Bigolsmitty (UPSETT!) 2: Venkman 7: CanadianGuitarist 3: Matt Young 11: CobainWasMurdered (I love my little buddy) Help, I'm A Rock! 16: Carlito B (!!!) 8: NYU 4: King (Good Peoples) 12: Mr. Rant (Again) 2: SLAYER (Fellow WTD alumni) 7: Socksquatch 14: Mole 11: Jingus Culture Beat 1: Czech 8: alfdogg 4: kinetic (Asheville represent!) 12: snuffbox 2: Vitamin X 10: Youth N Asia 3: El Dandy 6: Bob Barron Powderfinger 1: Black Lushus 8: Kreese 4: Incandenza 5: MacPhisto 2: Alkepier 7: cheech 14: docock 11: Marvin

Screen capture?

46. Your roommate is taking a shower, and apparently decides to shave his pubes. Problem: The shower has been clogging lately, and sure enough, it clogs up, and the water starts collecting. The house has no Draino, and subsequently, a foot of water with many pubic hairs is left to sit, and slowly drain. Two days later, your other roommate, who happens to be a 35-year old legally-blind albino with shaky eyes, with no knowledge of the above, unclogs the drain only to find a litany of fine hairs covering the floor of the shower. He decides to scoop up said hairs, which he determines to be shaved beard stubble, in his hands and dump it all in the trash. After his shower, the albino mentions the incident to the other roommate, who can't help but admit the truth; "That wasn't from my face, man. They were pubes.." The albino stands, silently, his shaky eye snaking around in his socket fiercely. Several moments pass before he says, "that's fucked up, dude" and walks away. Your roommate later pays him $30 to forget about it, and your albino roommate uses it to buy some shrooms. Admission: I'm roommate #1.

oh well then, I'll concede he belongs moreso then I

It's time....

and why was he picked over BX?

Who the FUCK is BL?

Hi Leen.

hey where is the video of owen hart died i respect owen and his family and i am ready to see it please and thank you

I was friends with CJ on Facebook until recently, because he never sends me messages or Zombie invites. I'd be interested in seeing some of these "sad chat logs" though.

Benoit died? When did this happen?

How do you think I feel? I've been leading the TSM ESPN Pigskin Pickem league for nearly two months, and I lost first place today to a guy who didn't even bother to pick this week, who won only because ESPN automatically picks the home team in weeks someone forgets to pick. So basically I lost to a non-entity.

You poor man.

bumpo

I can't search my old posts, because my name is shorter then the three characters required for the search function.

My worst example of this is on the yellow version of the Smarkboard (look on the internet archives). I made a post in Current Events entitled, "Getting High. Telling Stories." And the thread turned out to be over three pages long. I don't know which is more telling.

Wherever Mike goes, he stirs up shit and gets banned. I've bumped into him on three separate forums now, including Amazon.

This thread is a fascinating document, a glimpse into a time not so long ago when the nation was swept up in an idiotic patriotic/nationalistic malaise. Or something.

I win.

Technically, we both won.

Oh, you're so going down.

Well uh.. why not consult the threads from that time?

What the hell are you talking about? Everything is normal, as it should be, in its right place.