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The Jets should trade for Phillip Rivers or Seneca Wallace.

I was expecting to come here and find a raging discussion of this issue, with Mike and Powerplay and others chiming in in defense of DeLay, but apparently this hasn't happened. This folder is dead. I think we're all complicit.

ROFL, right!?

I can't get used to the liberal use of red in the Giants away uniforms.

Wait. Should this go in the Food folder?

I just ate one of my own boogers. I forgot what they taste like.

What's wrong with Stuart Scott's eyes? They are loppy.

We can have a cutting party.

Hi. This morning, I realized I've been visiting the various incarnations of this board for over four years now. I'm looking for a knife as I speak...

HA. The San Diego punter just kicked the ball into something over the field, and Dallas has the ball at the SD 44. Outstanding! Punt went 18 yards officially.

Sick catch by Keyshawn Johnson.

Hilarious revelation.

Many of the people in New Orleans found "higher ground" in the form of multi-story buildings. Many people in New Orleans found other forms of shelter, such as the Superdome or ahem... their attics. Many people in New Orleans are dead because they were cornered in their "shelters" and "higher grounds" with little to no sustenance by infectious waters that in many places were too high to walk through. This is exactly the reason that it was imperative to get these people out of the city as soon as possible, but due to economic conditions and criminal negligence on the part of the government, this didn’t happen. So these people have died a horrific, senseless death.

Seriously, how do you suppose a family with two or three kids who go about escaping a city the size of New Orleans with supplies in two days time? Ride a bike? Ridiculous.

Or not.

Hi. I gave up on wrestling in February. Could someone please recap the last eight months of WWE and TNA?

Asheville? I lived there for eight years (now in Boone.)

I'm glad I live beside a bus stop. My car has gone untouched for at least three weeks, and I don't foresee touching it for another month or so.

Where the fuck do you come up with a conclusion like that?

Considering that the lake is three or five feet above sea level, and NO is mostly below sea level... wow, holy shit. This is only going to get worse.

Rando, do you realize I created that Roomies banner?

Jesus Christ. Edit: Well, its the Mekong, so that makes me believe it somewhat. That would not have come out of an American lake.

You are insane.

You just described every single goddamned manager/CEO/president of every major company that every walked the face of the Earth. What's your point?

You know, they can each legally take three swings at me. They'll all take turns beating down the hippie and his Arab punk friend.