"Hey Huff... yeah you bish.. pass me anof'r LaBat's Blue, willya?"
(Did you ever notice that even when a man cannot pronounce basic words like "Hi", "the", and "hush, you asshole" correctly, they will always pronounce the name of their beer with perfect clarity.)
"Y' know Doush, things hab' been gettin worser since I was born. NO, ish not MAH fault, bish. I'm jush sayin."