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You're not kidding. I've been browsing various message boards, and somehow people are suggesting, in all seriousness, that Hilary Clinton has something to do with the vaccine shortages. Think about that one.

If the showed the games on local TV, every stadium would resemble a Cardinals game.

I just think it's funny that one of the most protected men in the world nearly died from a fucking piece of salted wheat flour product. I know, I would, since I'm a godless anti-American Palestianian ball-fondling Communist. I bet Marney held a candlelight vigil until word came that the irritation in his throat had subsided.

I'm gonna pollute this thread with a convo between my alter-ego, Jim Ross, and a certain prominant poster at THIS VERY BOARD.

If they want to get on Bush about his private life, they should start with his apparent inability to chew a pretzel before swallowing it. And I'm missing something Mike. What point are you asking Jobber to make?

Post of the Day.

Turn in your copy of GIF Maker for Retards, immediately.

Wow, we are all double posting tonight

I already got someone on it.

We all know about your bias against Franken, Bob. And the DaVinci book was whored all over the airwaves, and various Book of the Month clubs.

You wouldn't say that if you knew who he was/is.

"xkiller gonna hit em up", for all of our stupid and young readers.

This might be the wrong thread, but I think the assertions that the "Homeland" is a brickwall now to be absurd. How many times have we heard of citizens testing the airports, getting items past them and onto the plane? I mean, holy shit, that kid from North Carolina placed a bag of clay, boxcutters and bleach on TWO planes, where they remained for at least a month, only to be discovered when he EMAILED the FBI about it. That's ridiculous, and it goes against this Steel Curtain DEFENSE theory that Marney and others are heaping upon us. As mentioned before, 9/11 took years to plan, at least 5 or 6. We've seen bits and pieces of this from the failed Project Bojinka. If these people intend to strike again, it won't be anytime soon. I believe it'll take a similar amount of time to probe our new defenses, much like the guy from Carolina did. And they WILL find ways around our security, or international security. Socks around their neck, filled with plastic explosive, for Christs sake! I'm not predicting another 9/11 magnitude event, but someone, sometime in the near future, will get off another hit on us. So what are we going to do about it? Kill them all first? Please.

Thats nice. Do you like balls, Mike? ::hands Mike a teeball set::

Give it up, he ain't gonna agree with you. Replace the communists with Muslims, and you get the basic jist of Mike's attitude towards them.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Beeferton got banned, just as I foretold DID YOU SEE THAT? I AM THE FUCKING TASKMASTER. DON'T MESS WITH MY ASS. +1

But if somehow Bono were to win an election in Ireland, I believe some of the posters on this board might rip their heads off from frustration.

Ah, but if you're a WRITER, you're magically exempt from the "This person has NO right to talk about this!" clause that applies to actors, singers, and so on. Or a Kindergarten Cop, apparently.

Like a little kid with a tee ball set. "Look KKK, I did it!"

They could just fly in Marney, so she can bludgeon the truth out of him with her Iron Dildo of Truth.

::laughs at El Gullible::

I just got back from the movie, and holy shit, did that suck. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): They changed the ending around so fucking bad, I don't recall Aragorn having to kill his elf girlfriend in the book. And what was up with that dancing shit between Frood and Sam?

I hope it's not being suggested that our collective practices are not detrimental to the environment. That's just plain stupid.

And in case you are wondering how widespread and prevalent the attacks were, here is a map which lists the locations of all U-boats lost in our corner of the world during WWII.

I thought about it. It's bullshit. Hitler was bound by a promise to Japan to declare war on the US and after the Japanese’s attack on Pearl Harbor December 7th, 1941, he did on December 11th. All restrictions on German U-boats not to attack American shipping were removed. Donitz immediately drew up plans to devastate the US eastern seaboard with swift blows. German U-boats attacked military targets up and down the East Coast. A few German U-boats were responsible for the sinking of a total of 397 ships in the first six months of 1942. There were 171 ships sunk off the Atlantic Coast from Maine to Florida, 62 sunk in the Gulf of Mexico, and 141 in the Caribbean. A total of 2,403 persons were killed and 1,178 were wounded. Sources: http://www.wreckhunter.net/u-boats.htm , http://www.geocities.com/fort_tilden/uboats.html http://www.uboat.net/ Never an imminant threat, my ass.