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We should call him "Turd The Kid". YES! I am so awesome.

Is "The Kid" also known as "AM The Kid" from way back in the day? If so, welcome. If not, then I exercise veteran veto powers.

NO HYPHEN GOD'MANT

I was about yell, "Another fucking old topic reposted!", but it appears that this is new to you.

I have. I was eating a pound cake, sitting on the floor, when someone sneaks up behind me, and surprises me. Well, I got surprised, all right. The uneaten piece of pound cake in my mouth, shoots up into the webbing between the back of my mouth and my nose. JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. Talk about pain! I spent the next three hours alternately making a snorting pig sound, and flexing my throat muscles, trying to get this shit out. It's PAINFUL. Finally, it all fell out with about two inches of muscus surrounding it. I promptly threw it outside, where I imagine some animal must have eaten it.

Rant obviously set down his Al Bundy Ejeculator Set long enough to lose his mind tonight.

Its like $900, dude. If I were you, I would find a local church or someone that makes those stupid religious videos, and buddy up. Chances are they'll have a copy.

Good. Stupid fucking pedestrians deserved it. One less idiot to populate the Earth. What's wrong with them anyway? Didn't they KNOW that we are under Orange Alert? /sarcasm

You typed that all up? And even bothered to minimize the word "Colmes", as it was in the book? Excellent.

Well, considering the other option would be to rip off the legs in question for study, killing them was the "humane" way to carry out the experiements.

My head hurts just trying to read that.

He's right. The Philly fans are the worst in the world.

Inbetween that comment, and the Fiona Apple avatar, you just became my new favorite poster.

Uh, I have the soundtrack. Hum a bit of it.

.... Now that just doesn't make any sense.

Well you see my point, the tag would have detrimental effects on family members, or roommates. Whoever the drunkard shares a car with. Timmy would get the job at McDonalds anyway. Cause it's McDonalds.

As part of this law however, every vehicle owned by the family of the convicted will have to get these tags. So that means "Timmy", who just got his license for the first time, will have to go under the heightened scrutiny of police because his father lives in a bottle of Jack D. Another matter critics are worried about is the ramifications the plates would have on "Timmy's" employment opportunities. If the McDonalds manager sees the drunk driving tags on his car, then he probably wouldn't hire him.

Is this a joke, or are you being serious? If they passed the proposed Patriot Act II that I saw a few months back, it'd be all over the networks, and the net. Elaborate. Also, another question. When did the term "Neoconservative" come into the vernacular? It has just sorta popped out of nowhere in the last month or so.

From reading Marney's comments, I get the feeling that she wants the Muslim population reduced to a second class people. Please, correct me if I am wrong. BTW, I'm enjoying this thread now. Not often you see actual discussion.

Frigid must have become involved with the same prostitute that nailed Mario.. in a manner of speaking.

You seem to think that driving 80 mph on a North Carolina highway is unusual.

Here's the thing. Everyone on this board, and dare I say the planet, seems to think everyone else is stupid EXCEPT for them. That makes for some really fun arguments, and the aformentioned throwing around of terms like "idiot", "dumbasses", and so forth. Besides, since there was seven kids in that car, that raises the question, "Was there any room for anyone to use their seat belt?"

Right. All I'm saying is this shouldn't have happened in the first place, but I'm not throwing the idiot label around. An idiot would stick his head between concrete and a closing garage door just "to see what it was like". Or those kids who stick their arms out of bus windows. Dumbasses.

hypothetical Pronunciation: `hIpu'thetikul, hypothetic adjective 1 having the nature of a hypothesis 2 assumed or thought to exist 3 (Logic) another word for: conditional [4] 4 existing only as an idea or concept example: a time machine is a hypothetical device "hypo'thetically adverb(ial)