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I found these spoilers at the GameFAQs board. Hey guys just got back from Smackdown! Ill be back later to give you a detalied version, but here is the shortform. Dark Matches: two random jobbers beat Yltimo Dragon and Mortis after one jobber hit Dragon with a knife-edge chop! Earnest Miller (The Cat!) beat Chase Stevens with a kick to the head. Velocity: Fuanki vs. Chuck Palmbo: Palumbo won the match after he hit Funaki with the ring bell! Funny note: Funaki kicked out after one, but the ref counted it anyway. Orlando Johnson vs. Shannon Moore: Johnson by DQ when Matt Hardy came and attacked him. Double team by the MFers Kidman vs. Nunzio: Great match! Kidman picked up the win after hitting Brocks' Shooting Star Press. funny note: Kidman didn't land on his head. Smackdown: Vince comes out to boos. He starts talking about how big a monster Brock Lesnar is, that what happned last week with Zach Gowen was "terrible", but he isn't gonna punish him for it. In fact, he's booking a tag match between Brock and Big Show vs. Angle and the Undertaker. Eddy interview, challenges Cena to a match next week for the US Title! APA, Billy Gunn and Torrie vs. FBI, A-Train and Sable: A-Train owned everyone here. Jamie Noble ran out to help Torriw, but he accidently kicked her! Train leaves with Sable abd FBI Benoit vs Tajiri: Tahjiri wins after Rhyno interfres and hits an AWESME SPEAR on Benoit. Benoit hits the turnbuckle, and goes unconchis. Stephanie comes out for an announcement: Steph said that the Ironman match next week would be No Disqualification, to to punish Brock for his actions against Zach Gowen last week. All the win, Benoit lays in the corner. Also, Gowen is still in hospital. backstage, Brock looks angry. Eddy Gurerro vs. Matt Hardy: Back and forth match,, really good. Eddy also pinned Matt, but Shannon ran down to break it up. Funny note: Eddy stepped on Benooits face as he was climbing the turnbuckel to hit the Frog Splash. MAtch ended when CHAVO ran out and clocked Eddy with a chair. Matt, Shannon, and Chavo pose over Eddy and leave. I think chavo is a MFr. Taker and Angle suit up. They glare at each other. Rey Mysterio vs. John Cena: Total massacre buy Cena. Cena wins with an FU off the second rope. Afterwards, Cena smacks Benoit in the face. Cenas rap was good, he dissed the sports team here and Eddy. Brock lesnar & Big Show vs. Angle and Undertaker: Benoit finally wakes up when Brocks music hit. He ran out of the ring, and into the crowd (i think he wuz crying :-O ). Very boring match, but at the end, the lights went off. When they came back on, Angle and Taker were both lying in teh ring, unconchis. Brock pinned Angle with one foot. They celebrate and leave. Taker gets up, looks mad at Angle and leaves. Finally Angle gets up and leaves too. All in all, an awesome show!

Maybe he slapped Droz? I got nothing.

Note to those of you living in Pennsylvania: Using this defense in Pennsylvania, and specifically Philadelphia, will only secure you a spot on the Jury. That is all.

More then likely, this "boy" was tin the middle of "Rumschpringe", the one time in an Amish kids life when he can go wild and sow their oats before taking his Amish vows. That would explain the paintballs and tomato tossing. Too bad he got shot over all of this.

::pokes head into door:: Hi yall! ::leaves::

For some reason, this is cracking me up big time.

I was bored.

"Uh, don't worry about it Laura. I'll have one of the guys take him by a Veterotarians office."

This picture is just begging to be photoshopped.

Wait.. You're not an ass? Colour me befuddled -=B-X-__-===_+_+_=-=-__==-=-+_=

When customizing your gnomes, try to refer back to the Weapons System from Final Fantasy X. Also, you must always be aware that the neighbors MIGHT catch on. During the Great Gnomes Terror of 2002, CWM was constantly on the lookout for cameras and such. I'd advise you to mix it up a little, take a few nights off, whatever it takes to throw off the target.

That's fucking hilarious, man.

I ran a chatroom right around the time we made the transition from Smarks to TSM. It sorta fell apart, but we had a good gathering for a couple of weeks.

What studies? Are you saying that some dork in a lab coat went around and asked a representative portion of the population if they ever fantizised about men while prospecting on Ye Old Hersey Road?

Easy there on the multiple posts, Tyler. You're pulling a "MikeSC".

This seems to be a systemwide problem.

Are you fucking kidding? Probably? They will fight with everything they have to stop something like this. If they can't buy it, they will DESTROY it.

If they do buy him out, it'll legitimize whatever this process is. Thing is, they'll just let the documents lie in some computer for the next 20 years. They will continue fucking us on oil prices. And then, whenever we DO run out of oil, they'll bring this technology out of the woodwork, and pretend like they've fucking saved us all. It's fucking brilliant, and they've probably already done something like this.

Umm, the natural means of intercourse is infinitely more pleasurable. Any man who prefers anal sex likely harbors homoerotic tendencies. -=Mike I am positive that there are tons of straight men that would tell you differently. EDIT: And even if they did have "homoerotic tendencies", how does that invalidate their opinion?

Hoo boy. We've got a live one on our hands, folks. ::sarcasm present if previously undetected::

I'd love to see this happen, but we all know that the oil companies are going to rape this man up the ass. It'll be interesting to see what the governments stance is on this.

I had to laugh when I saw this. But this is too bad. Lesse.. he'll miss what? 4 reg. season games at most? Don't count out the Falcons. or the Cowboys ::ducks::

Damn it Stardust, girl How many times must we ask? We demand titties. my haiku.

What if we threaten you with exile from the "North American Wrestling" folder at WDI?

I'd say more people take Dean-O Machino seriously than Limbaugh. One is a potential candidate, the other is a political pundit. And on another note, Fox News gives conservatives a bad name. It portrays them as flag-waving loudmouths who don't know when to shut up. Most conservatives I know are normal people, the same goes for liberals. One is a twice best-selling author and host of the largest talk radio program in the country. The other is the hottest candidate in the Democratic field several months before that does him any good whatsoever. -=Mike Let's see. One of the mentioned has: Served in the Vermont House (from 1982 to 1986) Elected lieutenant governor of Vermont (1986) Become Governor of Vermont (1991) Arguably, the forerunner for the Democration Presidential Nomination (2003) The other aformentioned man has: A brother who is a federal judge!