Smartly Pretty

This is just a crappy take on a Kyle Cease joke.

Meat Puppets II is one of my favorite cd's.

The Suite life is terrible. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is probably the best childrens show on right now. As far as live actions kids shows, it's Drake and Josh. Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon are about even right now, Disney channel a bit behind. All three have some stinkers though.

That's a pretty geeky trifecta right there. Also, my local Gate gas station has the most epic fountian soda machine i've ever seen. Coke and Pepsi products, vanilla, cherry, something green, and blue raspberry syrups. 44 ounces is like, a dollar thirty or something.

Those shows aren't on Nick anymore. And Josh is the fat one, yeah. And he did get a little less funny as he lost weight, yeah. I think he's less funny because he's not a kid anymore though. When the show first started he was a cute little fat kid. Now he's just a fat guy.

This picture reminded me that I hate the Mets black jerseys, and they should wear the blue/hat blue pinstripe way more often.

My friends and I had a Mountian Dew drinking contest in third period today. Rules were simple, person to consume the most Mountain Dew in the 40 minute period won. If you piss you lose, or if you throw up you lose. I had to stop at 60 ounces because I felt like shiiiiit. that was good enough for second place. The winner had about 65. (we were just sort of guessing. I finished two and a half 24 ounce bottles, so 60 ounces. He finished a bit more than me, we called it 65). After the period ended and I lost though, I immediately went to take a giant piss and I felt fine again. I had the lead with about 10 minutes to go, but then that kid just started fucking pouring it on.

Drake Bell is NOT the best part of Drake and Josh. Josh is the best part of Drake and Josh, and this IS saying much because Drake and Josh is the only watchable television program Nickelodeon has left.

Chuck Klosterman is hilarious.

I fell asleep halfway through the Vampire Weekend cd.

Back to an Arcade Fire post Czech made like 13 pages ago, I only know of two times they've been on national tv, and he only smashed his guitar after one of those performances. Is there another instance I'm missing?

Jets

I'm perfectly content with being a Jet fan. Why the fuck is it popular to one-up negativity now?

I think every forum in the world has at least one "I'm not stupid! YOU'RE stupid!" poster.

I'm pleasantly surprised nothing really went wrong.

Just ordered my spring training tickets. March 1st against the Dodgers. That'll be kind of cool, because I live in Jacksonville and the Dodgers have a farm affiliate here (I can't remember if its A or AA). Maybe I can see Clayton Kersahw pitch some minor league games. Really looking forward to actually seeing Fernando Martinez play. Other than that, I don't really know of any young mets prospects I should be on the look out for.

I'm really, really, really pissed right now. Something better get done. I honestly can't believe the Mets are sapping the excitement out of trading for Johan Santana.

Keith Law says Fernando Martinez is #10, BA says he's 51. Is there a third list out there maybe I can check? 10 to 51 is kind of huge, I don't really know anything based on those two, haha.

Holy shit, change your member title.

Without even giving up Fernando Martinez!!!! I'm so happy right now. So, so, so happy. I hadn't been satisfied with ANYTHING the mets had done this offseason, but now, wow. No other real emotion to speak of. Just a ridiculous level of happieness. I saw Humber pitch in Spring Training last year and he got rocked for 6 runs (5 earned), and I haven't really been a fan since. I've never liked Gomez, and maybe this is a dumb thing to say but he doesn't appear to have the right build. He looks kinda...scrawny. Really happy. Really, really, ridiculously happy.

I guess I was just rooting for you.

My prediction: WC. Or me. Me or WC.

He's totally right. It's a much more interesting story if the Patriots ALMOST go undefeated than if they do. Didn't we discuss Chuck Klosterman on this board once or twice? I really like him.

Yeah, it's crazy that they are so close in their division, yet are out of the playoffs overall in the conference. Ovechkin - 13 points (7G, 6A) in their last 7 games. Rookie, Nicklas Backstrom - back-to-back 4 assist nights this week. Viktor Kozlov seems to be heating up lately as well. Too bad Michael Nylander had to go down for the season. The 6th seed in the East this year gets you the best draw. Carolina's got the third seed right now, but actually have less points than the Rangers, who are in 9th. http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=3215853 Rangers/Lightning in Prague next season, Sens/Pens in Stockholm. A good friend of mine will be in the Czech Republic at that time (I think I've mentioned that somewhere before). I'm going to yell at him and make him go. Is Jagr from Prague? Either way, I'm sure he'll get a monster reception.

I like Jim Fassel. He utilized Shockey way better than Coughlin does.